OMG, thank you all for some great laughs, funniest thread I have ever read...
Anyway, on the ass....soft fuzzy is cool, you know the kind you really cant even see. Sorry but no, I dont think gorilla back is appealing, some straglers here and there isnt bad, but dang if you have so much hair on your back that when you have a shirt on you look like a hunch back, time to do something about that shit.
Straglers on penis and all of the balls nice to be shaved, sorry, I will not stick a hairy ball in my mouth. Maybe a bit of trim on the others pub's nice. My personal preference for my own area being a chic, I shave all off, just find it more hygenic and cleaner, especially after the first time I did it, but I wouldnt want a guy to shave all of his off.
Love the snail trail and a some hair on the chest...sorry guys taking all of your hair off is unappealing to me.
Again, these are all just preferences. It is not something where oh, im not gonna date that guy cause he has hair...ok maybe the hunch back thing would make me think twice