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H.M.P. Bluelight Towers - Top Dog
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Ep#5 the ladies from the gutters of lust!
Ready?
Their bodies were brazen, their eyes bold, they are bad, and they know it. They hate the grim prison, the corrupt warders, the rigid routine that was supposed to batter them into decency. But most of all, each one of these caged SLAVES OF SIN hate not having a man!
NOW LET'S SEE WHO IS
Welcome to H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS!
TOP DOG
Results for:
Episode #5 - Give the dog a bone
and
Bonus Mission #5 - Boxer dog
TOP DOG
Results for:
Episode #5 - Give the dog a bone
and
Bonus Mission #5 - Boxer dog
Ready?
Their bodies were brazen, their eyes bold, they are bad, and they know it. They hate the grim prison, the corrupt warders, the rigid routine that was supposed to batter them into decency. But most of all, each one of these caged SLAVES OF SIN hate not having a man!
HAYLEY BELLIS
COKE DEALER
CAUGHT RED HANDED WITH 0.5 KILO
SHE LOVES THE SNIFF
LOVES A BAD BOY MORE!
THE HOTTEST BABE IN THE JOINT
AIMEE GRIFFITHS
ARSONIST
BURNT HER FLAT DOWN WHILE SHE WAS INSIDE IT WITH HER CHILDREN
HOT HOT HOT
BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY
RADIO RENTAL CHICKEN ORIENTAL
MICHELLE CARTER
ONE COLD HEARTED COW
DROVE HER LAST BOYFRIEND TO SUICIDE
BANGING ON AND ON AND ON AT THE POOR SOD
UNTIL HE COULD TAKE NO MORE
SHE SHOWED NO REMORSE
SIMMONE LAVAL
FRAUDSTER
£216,000.00 LEACHED FROM HER EMPLOYERS
SPENT ON YOUNG MEN, MAKE UP, HOLIDAYS, CARS, HAIR DO'S AND JEWELS
HIGH MAINTENANCE MARDY COW
BIG STRONG MAN HANDS
KATHY PATRICK
COMPLETELY CRAZY
POISONED HER DAD
THE SUNDAY ROAST
NO REASON GIVEN FOR HER PATRICIDE
BRENDA BARRATINI
CUT OFF BOYFRIENDS PENIS AND TESTICLES WITH A GARDEN SHEARS
HE SAID SHE CUT OFF 95% ie 6 INCHES OF HIS PENIS AND HIS TESTES
SHE SAID HIS PENIS WASN'T THAT BIG AND SHE ONLY CUT OFF 45% ie 2 INCHES
AND MAYBE SOME OF HIS SCROTUM
KATY WILLIAMS
KATY AND THE NEIGHBOURS ENJOYING A BBQ
KATY WENT POSTAL ON THE LADY FROM #32
WITH A FUCKING IRON BAR
CAUSED LIFE CHANGING INJURIES
NO REASON OR PROVOCATION
KATY CLAIMS SHE RECALLS NOTHING
A NICE GIRL WHO WOULDN'T HURT A FLY
EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME WITH THE IRON BAR
GEORGE MICHAEL
POPSTAR, SONGWRITER, RECORD PRODUCER, PHILANTHROPIST, HEART THROB
IN FOR D.U.I.
ON ARRIVAL AT THE NICK GEORGE MADE A PASS AT MAL3VOLENT AND IT BROKE HIS HEART WHEN
MAL3VOLENT SAID:
JOANNA DENEHEY
JACKPOT!
SERIAL KILLER
ON A SPREE SHANKED UP THREE MEN
THEN SLICED TWO OTHERS
MURDERED FOR 'FUN'
H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS FEMALE TOP DOG
COKE DEALER
CAUGHT RED HANDED WITH 0.5 KILO
SHE LOVES THE SNIFF
LOVES A BAD BOY MORE!
THE HOTTEST BABE IN THE JOINT
AIMEE GRIFFITHS
ARSONIST
BURNT HER FLAT DOWN WHILE SHE WAS INSIDE IT WITH HER CHILDREN
HOT HOT HOT
BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY
RADIO RENTAL CHICKEN ORIENTAL
MICHELLE CARTER
ONE COLD HEARTED COW
DROVE HER LAST BOYFRIEND TO SUICIDE
BANGING ON AND ON AND ON AT THE POOR SOD
UNTIL HE COULD TAKE NO MORE
SHE SHOWED NO REMORSE
SIMMONE LAVAL
FRAUDSTER
£216,000.00 LEACHED FROM HER EMPLOYERS
SPENT ON YOUNG MEN, MAKE UP, HOLIDAYS, CARS, HAIR DO'S AND JEWELS
HIGH MAINTENANCE MARDY COW
BIG STRONG MAN HANDS
KATHY PATRICK
COMPLETELY CRAZY
POISONED HER DAD
THE SUNDAY ROAST
NO REASON GIVEN FOR HER PATRICIDE
BRENDA BARRATINI
CUT OFF BOYFRIENDS PENIS AND TESTICLES WITH A GARDEN SHEARS
HE SAID SHE CUT OFF 95% ie 6 INCHES OF HIS PENIS AND HIS TESTES
SHE SAID HIS PENIS WASN'T THAT BIG AND SHE ONLY CUT OFF 45% ie 2 INCHES
AND MAYBE SOME OF HIS SCROTUM
[apparently]
KATY WILLIAMS
KATY AND THE NEIGHBOURS ENJOYING A BBQ
KATY WENT POSTAL ON THE LADY FROM #32
WITH A FUCKING IRON BAR
CAUSED LIFE CHANGING INJURIES
NO REASON OR PROVOCATION
KATY CLAIMS SHE RECALLS NOTHING
A NICE GIRL WHO WOULDN'T HURT A FLY
EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME WITH THE IRON BAR
GEORGE MICHAEL
POPSTAR, SONGWRITER, RECORD PRODUCER, PHILANTHROPIST, HEART THROB
IN FOR D.U.I.
ON ARRIVAL AT THE NICK GEORGE MADE A PASS AT MAL3VOLENT AND IT BROKE HIS HEART WHEN
MAL3VOLENT SAID:
MANY THINK THIS REJECTION WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR GEORGE
JOANNA DENEHEY
JACKPOT!
SERIAL KILLER
ON A SPREE SHANKED UP THREE MEN
THEN SLICED TWO OTHERS
MURDERED FOR 'FUN'
H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS FEMALE TOP DOG
NOW LET'S SEE WHO IS
TOP DOG
EPISODE #5
AND WHO IS THE DISRESPECTED PRISON JAPANESE CHIN!
EPISODE #5
AND WHO IS THE DISRESPECTED PRISON JAPANESE CHIN!
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Bluelighter
Ep. #5 Results
THIS WEEK'S WINNER:
MAL3VOLENT
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers TOP DOG!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 57
Booty Call with KATY = 5
Booty Call with HALEY = 3
Boxing Expert = 4 +1 for previous form
Booty call with SCOUSE JOE = 3
TOTAL RESPECT = 73
HERO...HYPOCRITE...CRIMINAL...MANIAC...MONSTER...
Whatever else he is, MAL3VOLENT is STILL the TOP DOG
What is the secret to MAL3VOLENT success? In the fetid, rotten gutter that is H.M.P. Bluelight Towers he is a mighty titan towering above his lowly scumbag rivals demanding and receiving their RESPECT.
The industrial quantities of drugs and tech he seemingly plucks from the air ensure his word is the real law in the jungle that is prison life.
His every action denies social authority, he just does whatever he wants. Most lags play table tennis for relaxation, MAL3VOLENT has wild and depraved sex with some of the most deadliest jades known to man.
HAYLEY is the talk of the jail, and MAL3VOLENT pulled that ass all night long.
Everyone wants a bit of HAYLEY: the bean flickers, the guards and the straight cons are all envious of him.
KATY is crazed, that 1000 yard stare tells you all you need to know, most men would stay clear, but the BIG DOG knows exactly what these MAD BITCHES need.
SCOUSE JOE is a mighty powerhouse of a man, as strong as a gorilla and he went through hell to get to SHAG MAL3VOLENT and will pay any price to hold onto him. A superbly violent and uncontrollably lustful recruit to the TOP DOG's pack!
Teaching the prison about advanced drug dealing, giving post graduate courses in terror, tyranny, blackmail, murder and mayhem, MAL3VOLENT demands and receives total RESPECT. His reputation and the tentacles of his evil empire stretch far beyond the confines of H.M.P. Bluelight Towers. He is proving to be a diabolical criminal genius!
MAL3VOLENT TOP DOG LEGEND
RESPECT!
BPTUBBS
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers CAPO DI TUTTI I CAPI!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 43
Booty Call with JOANNA = 7
Booty Call with AIMEE = 4
Secret RESPECT bonus unlocked:
LUST MURDERER = 4
Secret RESPECT bonus unlocked:
BUSINESS PARTNER OF FEMALE TOP DOG = 3
TOTAL RESPECT = 61
BPTUBBS once again shows how it's done. Throbbing with the white heat of violence, bloodshed and uninhibited sexuality!
BPTUBBS is able to waltz in and out of the various sections of the prison undetected, use the blood-stained queens of crime as his personal harem, his pet prison officer and his seemingly magical abilities to supply a huge and seemingly unlimited supply of cheese weed/tech ensures BPTUBBS and his crew enjoy an almost fabled status.
BPTUBBS is currently basking in the RESPECT the other prisoners are only too happy to give him. His FAM are to a man PROUD to be associated with him and defer to his judgement in all matters.
The deal he made with the prison FEMALE TOP DOG that they sealed with the BLOOD and MURDER of their HAPLESS AMOUR AIMEE doubled his market and widened his sphere of influence to include the whole jail!
This is a rock-solid foundation to become the Caesar of H.M.P. Bluelight Towers; BPTUBBS is literally SLAYING his way back to the ultimate salutation of TOP DOG
RESPECT!
MADNESS00
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers THE MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 48
Caught with Knickers Down = -3
Business as Usual ABDU = 5
Business as Usual THE TWINS = 3
Boxing Expert = 4 +1 for previous form
TOTAL RESPECT = 58
MADNESS00 is armed with almost infinite scientific resourcefulness, which sadly backfired on him this week.
MADNESS00 and his crew ABDU and THE TWINS in the canteen discussing which of the Category A female prisoners to bang and failed to notice a uniformed figure lurking behind them - SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY, who overheard:
MADNESS00 Then showed a picture from the internet of MICHELLE and her MASSIVE TITS on an illegal i-Phone to his cronies.
Aaaaaand as prisoners do not have access to the internet, MADNESS00 was put on LOCKDOWN in THE CAGE all week. He was released back into the General Population in time for Episode 6 Main Mission and Bonus Mission #6. MADNESS00 has also had another SIX MONTHS added to jail term.
Despite being wrapped up MADNESS00 is still a force to be reckoned with in H.M.P. Bluelight Towers. His team ensured it was BUSINESS AS USUAL although complaints have been made to ABDU about the violent debt collection methods employed by THE TWINS
The RESPECT he is held in by the other lags ensures MADNESS00 remains a serious contender for TOP DOG
RESPECT!
INVEGAUSER
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers BLOCK BARON!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 29
Booty Call with BRENDA = 6
Booty Call with KATY = 5
Special RESPECT bonus unlocked:
TAUNTING = 1
Boxing Expert = 4 +1 for previous form
TOTAL RESPECT = 46
INVEGAUSER knew EXACTLY what he wanted for some R&R, like a fat kid in the sweetshop INVEGAUSER went for the wild ones, the reformatory girls who live and love by the laws of the street! His ability to have shocking orgies with lesbians, narcotics, fetishists of every terrifying type has won him so much RESPECT. One of his latest conquests BRENDA is infamous for BOBBITING her previous lover but INVEGAUSER made that bitch moan in a very different way. His greeting to KATY "I'm a big metal fan" was a great hit. Draw your own conclusions!
Despite his LONE WOLF status INVEGAUSER demonstrates an uncanny ability to produce a wide variety of drugs and tech to flog to the other prisoners. This has heightened the RESPECT levels INVEGAUSER enjoys. The lag is becoming a legend, and the authorities are beginning to fear that the other prisoners may come to regard him as TOP DOG
RESPECT!
SHADOWMEISTER
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers BAD MAN PINUP!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 21
Understanding of Criminal Anthropology in the field = 3
Booty Call with KATY = 5
Booty Call with HALEY = 3
Boxing Expert = 4 +1 for previous form
TOTAL RESPECT = 37
SHADOWMEISTER literally landed on his feet in the prison environment and is really making a name for himself with the male cons, the female cons and ALL the screws. He went for UNCONTROLLABLE DRUG FUELED PASSIONATE SEX with the BANGED UP BEAUTIES rather than worrying about any RESPECT to be gained that shagging MURDERS LITTLE HELPERS might bring him.
His incredible TESTES and insatiable desires means the SEX MAD MANIAC SHADOWMEISTER whose business is DRUG DEALING and pleasure is WOMEN is a stone cold PRO at both!
Snapping hard on the heels of the leaders SHADOWMEISTER is making this look easy. Known as a non-violent problem solver, he prefers to negotiate rather than fight, subdue rather than disable, BUT he is not afraid to go RADIO FUCKING RENTAL if required. One to watch.
The sweetheart of the ladies with a razor sharp smile and a look that kills, SHADOWMEISTER is SHOOTING to be TOP DOG
RESPECT!
THIS WEEK'S WINNER:
MAL3VOLENT
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers TOP DOG!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 57
Booty Call with KATY = 5
Booty Call with HALEY = 3
Boxing Expert = 4 +1 for previous form
Booty call with SCOUSE JOE = 3
TOTAL RESPECT = 73
HERO...HYPOCRITE...CRIMINAL...MANIAC...MONSTER...
Whatever else he is, MAL3VOLENT is STILL the TOP DOG
What is the secret to MAL3VOLENT success? In the fetid, rotten gutter that is H.M.P. Bluelight Towers he is a mighty titan towering above his lowly scumbag rivals demanding and receiving their RESPECT.
The industrial quantities of drugs and tech he seemingly plucks from the air ensure his word is the real law in the jungle that is prison life.
His every action denies social authority, he just does whatever he wants. Most lags play table tennis for relaxation, MAL3VOLENT has wild and depraved sex with some of the most deadliest jades known to man.
HAYLEY is the talk of the jail, and MAL3VOLENT pulled that ass all night long.
Everyone wants a bit of HAYLEY: the bean flickers, the guards and the straight cons are all envious of him.
KATY is crazed, that 1000 yard stare tells you all you need to know, most men would stay clear, but the BIG DOG knows exactly what these MAD BITCHES need.
SCOUSE JOE is a mighty powerhouse of a man, as strong as a gorilla and he went through hell to get to SHAG MAL3VOLENT and will pay any price to hold onto him. A superbly violent and uncontrollably lustful recruit to the TOP DOG's pack!
GOOD GIRLS WANT MAL3VOLENT BAD, BAD BOYS WANT HIM WORSE!
Teaching the prison about advanced drug dealing, giving post graduate courses in terror, tyranny, blackmail, murder and mayhem, MAL3VOLENT demands and receives total RESPECT. His reputation and the tentacles of his evil empire stretch far beyond the confines of H.M.P. Bluelight Towers. He is proving to be a diabolical criminal genius!
MAL3VOLENT TOP DOG LEGEND
BPTUBBS
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers CAPO DI TUTTI I CAPI!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 43
Booty Call with JOANNA = 7
Booty Call with AIMEE = 4
Secret RESPECT bonus unlocked:
LUST MURDERER = 4
Secret RESPECT bonus unlocked:
BUSINESS PARTNER OF FEMALE TOP DOG = 3
TOTAL RESPECT = 61
BPTUBBS once again shows how it's done. Throbbing with the white heat of violence, bloodshed and uninhibited sexuality!
BPTUBBS is able to waltz in and out of the various sections of the prison undetected, use the blood-stained queens of crime as his personal harem, his pet prison officer and his seemingly magical abilities to supply a huge and seemingly unlimited supply of cheese weed/tech ensures BPTUBBS and his crew enjoy an almost fabled status.
BPTUBBS is currently basking in the RESPECT the other prisoners are only too happy to give him. His FAM are to a man PROUD to be associated with him and defer to his judgement in all matters.
The deal he made with the prison FEMALE TOP DOG that they sealed with the BLOOD and MURDER of their HAPLESS AMOUR AIMEE doubled his market and widened his sphere of influence to include the whole jail!
This is a rock-solid foundation to become the Caesar of H.M.P. Bluelight Towers; BPTUBBS is literally SLAYING his way back to the ultimate salutation of TOP DOG
RESPECT!
MADNESS00
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers THE MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 48
Caught with Knickers Down = -3
Business as Usual ABDU = 5
Business as Usual THE TWINS = 3
Boxing Expert = 4 +1 for previous form
TOTAL RESPECT = 58
MADNESS00 is armed with almost infinite scientific resourcefulness, which sadly backfired on him this week.
MADNESS00 and his crew ABDU and THE TWINS in the canteen discussing which of the Category A female prisoners to bang and failed to notice a uniformed figure lurking behind them - SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY, who overheard:
MADNESS00 Then showed a picture from the internet of MICHELLE and her MASSIVE TITS on an illegal i-Phone to his cronies.
Aaaaaand as prisoners do not have access to the internet, MADNESS00 was put on LOCKDOWN in THE CAGE all week. He was released back into the General Population in time for Episode 6 Main Mission and Bonus Mission #6. MADNESS00 has also had another SIX MONTHS added to jail term.
Despite being wrapped up MADNESS00 is still a force to be reckoned with in H.M.P. Bluelight Towers. His team ensured it was BUSINESS AS USUAL although complaints have been made to ABDU about the violent debt collection methods employed by THE TWINS
The RESPECT he is held in by the other lags ensures MADNESS00 remains a serious contender for TOP DOG
RESPECT!
INVEGAUSER
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers BLOCK BARON!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 29
Booty Call with BRENDA = 6
Booty Call with KATY = 5
Special RESPECT bonus unlocked:
TAUNTING = 1
Boxing Expert = 4 +1 for previous form
TOTAL RESPECT = 46
INVEGAUSER knew EXACTLY what he wanted for some R&R, like a fat kid in the sweetshop INVEGAUSER went for the wild ones, the reformatory girls who live and love by the laws of the street! His ability to have shocking orgies with lesbians, narcotics, fetishists of every terrifying type has won him so much RESPECT. One of his latest conquests BRENDA is infamous for BOBBITING her previous lover but INVEGAUSER made that bitch moan in a very different way. His greeting to KATY "I'm a big metal fan" was a great hit. Draw your own conclusions!
Despite his LONE WOLF status INVEGAUSER demonstrates an uncanny ability to produce a wide variety of drugs and tech to flog to the other prisoners. This has heightened the RESPECT levels INVEGAUSER enjoys. The lag is becoming a legend, and the authorities are beginning to fear that the other prisoners may come to regard him as TOP DOG
RESPECT!
SHADOWMEISTER
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers BAD MAN PINUP!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 21
Understanding of Criminal Anthropology in the field = 3
Booty Call with KATY = 5
Booty Call with HALEY = 3
Boxing Expert = 4 +1 for previous form
TOTAL RESPECT = 37
SHADOWMEISTER literally landed on his feet in the prison environment and is really making a name for himself with the male cons, the female cons and ALL the screws. He went for UNCONTROLLABLE DRUG FUELED PASSIONATE SEX with the BANGED UP BEAUTIES rather than worrying about any RESPECT to be gained that shagging MURDERS LITTLE HELPERS might bring him.
His incredible TESTES and insatiable desires means the SEX MAD MANIAC SHADOWMEISTER whose business is DRUG DEALING and pleasure is WOMEN is a stone cold PRO at both!
Snapping hard on the heels of the leaders SHADOWMEISTER is making this look easy. Known as a non-violent problem solver, he prefers to negotiate rather than fight, subdue rather than disable, BUT he is not afraid to go RADIO FUCKING RENTAL if required. One to watch.
The sweetheart of the ladies with a razor sharp smile and a look that kills, SHADOWMEISTER is SHOOTING to be TOP DOG
RESPECT!
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Bluelighter
Ep. #5 Results
SWILOW
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers TOP THUG!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 25
Hobbit = -1
Business as Usual ABDU = 5
Business as Usual ALEX = 4
TOTAL RESPECT = 33
SWILOW has scored 6 ounces of 6-APB and really got stuck into it. Railed so much he actually made himself sick. He just hung out all week in the SICK BAY comatose, WASTED on BENZOFURY.
SWILOW went through the worst comedown he had ever experienced. His FAM ensured it was BUSINESS AS USUAL and his loyal BETA dog ABDU visits him every morning with a fat spliff of CONGOLESE RED to try and revive the TOP DOG.
ABDU conceals the worst of SWILOW's excess and issues orders he pretends are from SWILOW to ALEX for the days requirements. SWILOW's FAM are keeping it together but without his guidance there has been a significant increase in acts of random violence committed by his crew.
"Just fuck off and leave me ALONE!"
So far the prison population is unaware of this potential power vacuum. Can SWILOW make it back? How long can ABDU cover for him? What will ALEX do when when he discovers he has been duped? Rival firms and crews are in the wings waiting to launch a take over bid if they smell any weakness on SWILOW's part.
There is little RESPECT for yesterday's man in H.M.P. Bluelight Towers!
SWILOW is nodding all over his laurels. With time on his hands, CONGOLESE RED in his pockets and booze on his breath is the accolade of TOP DOG slipping from the reach of this gangster-killer-bootlegger-drug addict-racketeer?
RESPECT!
WO1FG4NG
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers RUDE BOY!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 1
Booty Call with HAYLEY = 3
Boxing Expert = 4
TOTAL RESPECT = 8
WO1FG4NG Won even more RESPECT from the other inmates this episode by getting to bang HAYLEY. Not for him fornicating with flim-flams and floozies, HAYLEY's amazing looks and WOW! figure are the talk of the jail, and WO1FG4NG pulled that ass all night long. Everyone wants a bit of HAYLEY: the bean flickers, the guards and the straight cons are all envious of his conquest.
WO1FG4NG worked out all week in the HARDCASE GYM spotting and sparring with the other regular guys on the strength of that, and when he tipped SCOUSE JOE as the winner of the grudge match the people realised he was a man to RESPECT.
Currently showing interest in an offer of running a drug supply operation through the HARDCASE GYM and the adjacent SCIENCE & TECH LAB he is truly keeping it all together like a real man.
He likes his action FAST and his women 100% proof!
WO1FG4NG fast tracking to TOP DOG!
RESPECT!
SPEEDKING
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers CAPO CRIMINE!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 5
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 4
SPEEDKING won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is slightly encouraged by the inmates progress towards rehabilitation.
A small time tough in a big time world. Still one of the most feared individuals in the prison.
RESPECT!
SPECIFIED
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HARDCASE CRIMINAL
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 5
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 4
SPECIFIED won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is slightly encouraged by the inmates progress towards rehabilitation.
Although a new guy, his lucky find last episode of someone else's drug laden drone and subsequent generous distribution of the ASSETS ensures SPECIFIED is RESPECTED among the prison population
RESPECT!
ALASDAIRM
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HOBBIT!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 1
HOBBIT = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 0
ALASDAIRM Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop smashing Hard Dance Compilation CD's with a toffee hammer. The Probation Service are "promising" to "look into" a Home Visit if the GOOD CONDUCT continues.
WOT A MUG
BOO!
NEVERSICKANYMORE
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HOBBIT!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 1
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 0
NEVERSICKANYMORE Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop smashing Eminem CD's with a toffee hammer. The Probation Service are "promising" to "look into" a Home Visit if the GOOD CONDUCT continues.
WOT A MUG
BOO!
NOODLE
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HOBBIT!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 1
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 0
NOODLE Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop smashing Black Sabbath CD's with a toffee hammer. The Probation Service are "promising" to "look into" a Home Visit if the GOOD CONDUCT continues.
WOT A MUG
BOO!
THE LOVE BANDIT
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HOBBIT!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 1
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 0
THE LOVE BANDIT Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop smashing BTS CD's with a toffee hammer. The Probation Service are "promising" to "look into" a Home Visit if the GOOD CONDUCT continues.
WOT A MUG
BOO!
CAPTAIN HEROIN
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HOBBIT!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 3
Hobbit = -3
TOTAL RESPECT = 0
The pressure is getting to CAPTAIN HEROIN as he Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop smashing Rammstein CD's with a toffee hammer. The Probation Service are "promising" to "look into" a Home Visit if the GOOD CONDUCT continues.
WOT A MUG
BOO!
SWILOW
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers TOP THUG!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 25
Hobbit = -1
Business as Usual ABDU = 5
Business as Usual ALEX = 4
TOTAL RESPECT = 33
SWILOW has scored 6 ounces of 6-APB and really got stuck into it. Railed so much he actually made himself sick. He just hung out all week in the SICK BAY comatose, WASTED on BENZOFURY.
SWILOW went through the worst comedown he had ever experienced. His FAM ensured it was BUSINESS AS USUAL and his loyal BETA dog ABDU visits him every morning with a fat spliff of CONGOLESE RED to try and revive the TOP DOG.
ABDU conceals the worst of SWILOW's excess and issues orders he pretends are from SWILOW to ALEX for the days requirements. SWILOW's FAM are keeping it together but without his guidance there has been a significant increase in acts of random violence committed by his crew.
"Just fuck off and leave me ALONE!"
So far the prison population is unaware of this potential power vacuum. Can SWILOW make it back? How long can ABDU cover for him? What will ALEX do when when he discovers he has been duped? Rival firms and crews are in the wings waiting to launch a take over bid if they smell any weakness on SWILOW's part.
There is little RESPECT for yesterday's man in H.M.P. Bluelight Towers!
SWILOW is nodding all over his laurels. With time on his hands, CONGOLESE RED in his pockets and booze on his breath is the accolade of TOP DOG slipping from the reach of this gangster-killer-bootlegger-drug addict-racketeer?
RESPECT!
WO1FG4NG
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers RUDE BOY!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 1
Booty Call with HAYLEY = 3
Boxing Expert = 4
TOTAL RESPECT = 8
WO1FG4NG Won even more RESPECT from the other inmates this episode by getting to bang HAYLEY. Not for him fornicating with flim-flams and floozies, HAYLEY's amazing looks and WOW! figure are the talk of the jail, and WO1FG4NG pulled that ass all night long. Everyone wants a bit of HAYLEY: the bean flickers, the guards and the straight cons are all envious of his conquest.
WO1FG4NG worked out all week in the HARDCASE GYM spotting and sparring with the other regular guys on the strength of that, and when he tipped SCOUSE JOE as the winner of the grudge match the people realised he was a man to RESPECT.
Currently showing interest in an offer of running a drug supply operation through the HARDCASE GYM and the adjacent SCIENCE & TECH LAB he is truly keeping it all together like a real man.
He likes his action FAST and his women 100% proof!
WO1FG4NG fast tracking to TOP DOG!
RESPECT!
SPEEDKING
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers CAPO CRIMINE!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 5
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 4
SPEEDKING won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is slightly encouraged by the inmates progress towards rehabilitation.
A small time tough in a big time world. Still one of the most feared individuals in the prison.
RESPECT!
SPECIFIED
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HARDCASE CRIMINAL
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 5
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 4
SPECIFIED won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is slightly encouraged by the inmates progress towards rehabilitation.
Although a new guy, his lucky find last episode of someone else's drug laden drone and subsequent generous distribution of the ASSETS ensures SPECIFIED is RESPECTED among the prison population
RESPECT!
WELCOME TO THE GUTTER
ALASDAIRM
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HOBBIT!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 1
HOBBIT = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 0
ALASDAIRM Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop smashing Hard Dance Compilation CD's with a toffee hammer. The Probation Service are "promising" to "look into" a Home Visit if the GOOD CONDUCT continues.
WOT A MUG
BOO!
NEVERSICKANYMORE
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HOBBIT!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 1
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 0
NEVERSICKANYMORE Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop smashing Eminem CD's with a toffee hammer. The Probation Service are "promising" to "look into" a Home Visit if the GOOD CONDUCT continues.
WOT A MUG
BOO!
NOODLE
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HOBBIT!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 1
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 0
NOODLE Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop smashing Black Sabbath CD's with a toffee hammer. The Probation Service are "promising" to "look into" a Home Visit if the GOOD CONDUCT continues.
WOT A MUG
BOO!
THE LOVE BANDIT
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HOBBIT!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 1
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 0
THE LOVE BANDIT Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop smashing BTS CD's with a toffee hammer. The Probation Service are "promising" to "look into" a Home Visit if the GOOD CONDUCT continues.
WOT A MUG
BOO!
CAPTAIN HEROIN
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HOBBIT!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 3
Hobbit = -3
TOTAL RESPECT = 0
The pressure is getting to CAPTAIN HEROIN as he Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop smashing Rammstein CD's with a toffee hammer. The Probation Service are "promising" to "look into" a Home Visit if the GOOD CONDUCT continues.
WOT A MUG
BOO!
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leet
Bluelighter
Ep. #5 REHAB
SHADY'S FOX
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers GOVERNORS POODLE!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 0
HOBBIT = -5
TOTAL RESPECT = -5
SHADY'S FOX is promised a chance for a HOME VISIT next week.
On parole.
Wearing a tag.
As part of the SKILLS FOR REHABILITATION programme SHADY'S FOX is hard at work for 12 hours a day 6 days a week in H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS REHABILITATION WORKSHOPS learning how to work in a call centre for ?4.23 a week.
SHADY'S FOX is determined to win early FREEDOM.
If it really happens SHADY'S FOX will be able to meet up with Fam, have a fancy hotdog in the Blind Beggar, then off with everyone to watch the football, sup a few pints in their local, have a laugh and a kebab after chucking out time; back to the drum to sleep in own bed and no-one is going to come knocking on the door, oh no, none of that looking over your shoulder paranoid bullshit for SHADY'S FOX.
Pathetic.
TURNCOAT DIVVY!
WOT A WANKER!
MEL22
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers GOVERNORS POODLE!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 0
HOBBIT = -5
TOTAL RESPECT = -5
MEL22 is promised a chance of a HOME VISIT next week.
On parole.
Wearing a tag.
As part of the SKILLS FOR REHABILITATION programme MEL22 is hard at work for 12 hours a day 6 days a week for ?4.23 a week in H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS REHABILITATION WORKSHOPS learning how to work in a call centre.
MEL22 is determined to win early FREEDOM.
If it really happens MEL22 will be able to meet up with Fam, have a fancy hotdog in the Blind Beggar, then off with everyone to watch the football, sup a few pints in their local, have a laugh and a kebab after chucking out time; back to the drum to sleep in own bed and no-one is going to come knocking on the door, oh no, none of that looking over your shoulder paranoid bullshit for MEL22.
Pathetic.
TURNCOAT DIVVY!
WOT A WANKER!
WELCOME
TO
H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS
REHABILITATION CENTRE
MAKING PRISONS WORK
TO
H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS
REHABILITATION CENTRE
MAKING PRISONS WORK
SHADY'S FOX
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers GOVERNORS POODLE!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 0
HOBBIT = -5
TOTAL RESPECT = -5
SHADY'S FOX is promised a chance for a HOME VISIT next week.
On parole.
Wearing a tag.
As part of the SKILLS FOR REHABILITATION programme SHADY'S FOX is hard at work for 12 hours a day 6 days a week in H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS REHABILITATION WORKSHOPS learning how to work in a call centre for ?4.23 a week.
SHADY'S FOX is determined to win early FREEDOM.
If it really happens SHADY'S FOX will be able to meet up with Fam, have a fancy hotdog in the Blind Beggar, then off with everyone to watch the football, sup a few pints in their local, have a laugh and a kebab after chucking out time; back to the drum to sleep in own bed and no-one is going to come knocking on the door, oh no, none of that looking over your shoulder paranoid bullshit for SHADY'S FOX.
Pathetic.
TURNCOAT DIVVY!
WOT A WANKER!
MEL22
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers GOVERNORS POODLE!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 0
HOBBIT = -5
TOTAL RESPECT = -5
MEL22 is promised a chance of a HOME VISIT next week.
On parole.
Wearing a tag.
As part of the SKILLS FOR REHABILITATION programme MEL22 is hard at work for 12 hours a day 6 days a week for ?4.23 a week in H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS REHABILITATION WORKSHOPS learning how to work in a call centre.
MEL22 is determined to win early FREEDOM.
If it really happens MEL22 will be able to meet up with Fam, have a fancy hotdog in the Blind Beggar, then off with everyone to watch the football, sup a few pints in their local, have a laugh and a kebab after chucking out time; back to the drum to sleep in own bed and no-one is going to come knocking on the door, oh no, none of that looking over your shoulder paranoid bullshit for MEL22.
Pathetic.
TURNCOAT DIVVY!
WOT A WANKER!
MAL3VOLENT
IS
TOP DOG
RESPECT!
IT'S ALL TO PLAY FOR!
WATCH OUT FAM FOR EPISODE #6
"Don't keep sausages in the dog kennel"
COMING SOON!
WHERE EVEN THE DREAMS ARE DIRTY
IS
TOP DOG
RESPECT!
IT'S ALL TO PLAY FOR!
WATCH OUT FAM FOR EPISODE #6
"Don't keep sausages in the dog kennel"
COMING SOON!
WHERE EVEN THE DREAMS ARE DIRTY
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swilow
Bluelight Crew
Dang, I dropped the fucking ball here. To whom can I issue a stabbing frenzy and reclimb the ladder here? I mean, I've enjoyed the buzz- god knows, anything to blot out the stench of that asshole Abdu, but there is something less than satisfying in just being high and not raping anyone.
I suppose maybe I am becoming an adult. I remember my dad saying this to me during one of our conjugal visits, "Son, always remember, pick on the weak and those who cannot fight back and rape them". It just seems to be a truism that I want to move forward with.
I suppose maybe I am becoming an adult. I remember my dad saying this to me during one of our conjugal visits, "Son, always remember, pick on the weak and those who cannot fight back and rape them". It just seems to be a truism that I want to move forward with.
leet
Bluelighter
Episode #6 Don't keep sausages in the dog kennel
This is a:
Criminal Anthropology Simulation Master Class
Open To All Forum Members
Episode difficulty level:3
Ready?
Well let's play:
(i)You blagged your way onto the Vulnerable Prisoners Unit and SHANKED one of those ANIMALS right the fuck up.
(ii)You framed a MUPPET for the stabbing although EVERYONE knows you did it.
(iii)You recruited some SOUND LADS to enforce your will and sell your GEAR.
(iv)You COERCED a SCREW into bringing your contraband into prison.
(v)You BANGED your choice of the Category A TRAMP FRAULEINS
You really are a man who can do whatever the fuck he wants.
The Governor seems to think that you are to blame for all the disruption to his well run jail. It's no biggy but you need to have the heat taken off you so business can carry on.
You need a hostage situation. For that you need a KING HELL LOONY. You know which ones they are. The basket cases you tax the pills off. The pills all the space cadets on D Wing fucking love.
Organise a successful hostage taking situation using the scariest inmate as the perpetrator to distract the attention of the authorities from you and your FAM, so you can carry on selling drugs and tech and yes, you'll be the man, dog!
CHOOSE YOUR HOSTAGE TAKER
Remember: For you this is just for fun,
For the FRAGGLES it's all about SAVING THE WORLD FROM CTHULHU!
or what ever GUFF you told them.
NOMINATE YOUR MENACING HOSTAGE TAKER!
I will publish the results in about a week. Keep your eyes PEELED for Episode 7 of this exciting prison simulation!
Welcome to H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS!
This is a:
Criminal Anthropology Simulation Master Class
Open To All Forum Members
Episode difficulty level:3
Ready?
Well let's play:
TOP DOG
Episode #6 - Don't keep sausages in the dog kennel
Episode #6 - Don't keep sausages in the dog kennel
(i)You blagged your way onto the Vulnerable Prisoners Unit and SHANKED one of those ANIMALS right the fuck up.
(ii)You framed a MUPPET for the stabbing although EVERYONE knows you did it.
(iii)You recruited some SOUND LADS to enforce your will and sell your GEAR.
(iv)You COERCED a SCREW into bringing your contraband into prison.
(v)You BANGED your choice of the Category A TRAMP FRAULEINS
You really are a man who can do whatever the fuck he wants.
The Governor seems to think that you are to blame for all the disruption to his well run jail. It's no biggy but you need to have the heat taken off you so business can carry on.
You need a hostage situation. For that you need a KING HELL LOONY. You know which ones they are. The basket cases you tax the pills off. The pills all the space cadets on D Wing fucking love.
Organise a successful hostage taking situation using the scariest inmate as the perpetrator to distract the attention of the authorities from you and your FAM, so you can carry on selling drugs and tech and yes, you'll be the man, dog!
CHOOSE YOUR HOSTAGE TAKER
JONATHON
STEPHEN
MATHEW
RICHARD
PETER
PURPLE AKI
STEPHEN
MATHEW
RICHARD
PETER
PURPLE AKI
Remember: For you this is just for fun,
For the FRAGGLES it's all about SAVING THE WORLD FROM CTHULHU!
or what ever GUFF you told them.
NOMINATE YOUR MENACING HOSTAGE TAKER!
I will publish the results in about a week. Keep your eyes PEELED for Episode 7 of this exciting prison simulation!
CHECK IN HERE REGULARLY FAM TO SEE WHO IS THE RESPECTED
TOP DOG
EPISODE #6
AND WHO IS THE DISRESPECTED PRISON SHETLAND SHELTIE!
ENTERTAINING THOSE WITH IMPECCABLE TASTE
TOP DOG
EPISODE #6
AND WHO IS THE DISRESPECTED PRISON SHETLAND SHELTIE!
ENTERTAINING THOSE WITH IMPECCABLE TASTE
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mal3volent
Bluelight Crew
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Great read as always leet...laughed my as off at the scouse joe write up.
PETER definitely partakes. Has that little unhinged twinkle in his eye too.
PETER definitely partakes. Has that little unhinged twinkle in his eye too.
Tubbs
Bluelight Crew
I think little matty could make a hell of a mess of things, and it would suit my purposes nicely....
Peter reminds me of someone I knew once.... feel I should invite him for a night with joanna and i.... shes getting a bit antsy.
Peter reminds me of someone I knew once.... feel I should invite him for a night with joanna and i.... shes getting a bit antsy.
Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
Purple Aki.
Enough said.
The guy looks unpredictable as fuck.
Enough said.
The guy looks unpredictable as fuck.
Xorkoth
Bluelight Crew
I'm going with Mathew also. The guy looks so innocent, that once I drive him to believe that he needs to take these hostages because they alone hold the key to opening the Gates of Hell in their souls, it will really tug on the peoples' heartstrings and sense of outrage at the madness present in the world. That it is madness of my own making, they will remain totally oblivious to.
mal3volent
Bluelight Crew
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Mathew doesn't seem reliable to actually pull off the plan successfully and hold attention off me. He seems batshit insane, whereas Peter just wants his pills and as long as he has his pills he's all good and can be a perfectly capable criminal. His mind still functions well enough to understand the concept of cashing in on an incentive.
leet
Bluelighter
The auld dog kens all the tricks
Criminal Anthropology Simulation Master Class
Difficulty level:3 maybe 4
Ready?
Let's play:
Past breakfast and the doors haven't been opened. The wing is on lock-down. Every cell is going to be tossed (searched) by D.S.T. (Dedicated Search Team)
The Wing Custodial Manager, SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is leading the search. He knows you are a recidivist and a trouble maker and can't wait to catch you out and remove your privileges. A former Drill Sergeant in the Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders 1st Battalion he DESPISES men like you.
"Oh your cell is going to get tossed all over the shop laddie. Ah'm doing it meself."
It's a real one-off, it never happens usually cos you're too smart but today you're actually holding some weight and the lock down this morning wasn't expected tbf.
You've got 2 ounces of MEPHEDRONE. That's 4-MMC if you go by the fucking spaghetti alphabet soup names that drugs have nowadays.
You can hear the rub down going off two cells away, you've still got a bit of time...
Where are you going to stash the gear? Browse the following locations and hope SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY doesn't think to search it. You must nominate TWO hiding places, BUT only ONE hiding place if you have access to the PRISON CHAPEL as your BASH 'n' STASH HOUSE.
N.B.
Access to the PRISON CHAPEL as a stash is restricted to:
MAL3VOLENT
MADNESS00
BPTUBBS
You can use up to 4 different hiding places if you think that will work better for you. (Sometimes if the screws find a package they think they've got the lot and stop looking. Sometimes they don't.)
IT'S A FREE CHOICE!
Post your stash place(s) of choice before the thread closes and see if you get to keep the MEPHEDRONE and earn the RESPECT of the jail.
Will you hide the MEPHEDRONE by:
01. Using a small magnet to hold a bag to the underside of your steel bedside table.
02. Placing a bag into the secret pocket you've sewn into the right leg of your trousers.
03. Concealing a bag in the light fittings.
04. Wrapping a bag in a black t-shirt and hiding it under the cabinet.
(This may work because screws will be looking under the cabinet with a mirror on a stick. They will be expecting to see blackness and that's what you're giving them.)
05. There is a missing block in the wall of your windowsill. The aperture has been covered with cardboard painted to match the rest of the wall.
06. Putting a bag inside the fire alarm.
07. Putting a bag inside the steel bed frame.
08. Up the anus it goes. Swallowed perhaps, to be retrieved some 24 hours later... Always assuming of course nothing untoward happens to you.
09. Putting it in a plastic bag tied to a piece of string, the bag floated around the U bend and the string tied to a biro cut to the width of the pipe to act as a wedge.
10. Putting a bag in the lining of your shoes.
11. Putting a bag in your mattress/pillow.
12. Concealing a bag in your toiletries, perhaps your antiperspirant can, or your anti-dandruff shampoo bottle.
13. Using a Hollowed out book.
That Bible finally came in useful and not just as an emergency skin supply!
14. Perhaps you wish to propose an alternative to the above. If it's really ingenious and you don't want the others to know - pm me.
If you magically still have MEPHEDRONE after everyone else has lost theirs, win the RESPECT of the prison and well yes, you'll be the man now, dog.
CHECK HERE FAM 2 SEE WHO IS
Welcome to H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS!
Criminal Anthropology Simulation Master Class
Difficulty level:3 maybe 4
Ready?
Let's play:
TOP DOG
BONUS MISSION #6
H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS
YOUR CELL
BONUS MISSION #6
H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS
YOUR CELL
Past breakfast and the doors haven't been opened. The wing is on lock-down. Every cell is going to be tossed (searched) by D.S.T. (Dedicated Search Team)
The Wing Custodial Manager, SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is leading the search. He knows you are a recidivist and a trouble maker and can't wait to catch you out and remove your privileges. A former Drill Sergeant in the Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders 1st Battalion he DESPISES men like you.
"Oh your cell is going to get tossed all over the shop laddie. Ah'm doing it meself."
It's a real one-off, it never happens usually cos you're too smart but today you're actually holding some weight and the lock down this morning wasn't expected tbf.
Caught with your fucking knickers down.
You've got 2 ounces of MEPHEDRONE. That's 4-MMC if you go by the fucking spaghetti alphabet soup names that drugs have nowadays.
You can hear the rub down going off two cells away, you've still got a bit of time...
Where are you going to stash the gear? Browse the following locations and hope SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY doesn't think to search it. You must nominate TWO hiding places, BUT only ONE hiding place if you have access to the PRISON CHAPEL as your BASH 'n' STASH HOUSE.
N.B.
Access to the PRISON CHAPEL as a stash is restricted to:
MAL3VOLENT
MADNESS00
BPTUBBS
You can use up to 4 different hiding places if you think that will work better for you. (Sometimes if the screws find a package they think they've got the lot and stop looking. Sometimes they don't.)
IT'S A FREE CHOICE!
Post your stash place(s) of choice before the thread closes and see if you get to keep the MEPHEDRONE and earn the RESPECT of the jail.
Will you hide the MEPHEDRONE by:
01. Using a small magnet to hold a bag to the underside of your steel bedside table.
02. Placing a bag into the secret pocket you've sewn into the right leg of your trousers.
03. Concealing a bag in the light fittings.
04. Wrapping a bag in a black t-shirt and hiding it under the cabinet.
(This may work because screws will be looking under the cabinet with a mirror on a stick. They will be expecting to see blackness and that's what you're giving them.)
05. There is a missing block in the wall of your windowsill. The aperture has been covered with cardboard painted to match the rest of the wall.
06. Putting a bag inside the fire alarm.
"Now boys. Nevir, and Ah repeat nevir gie this man the benefit o' th' doubt"
"Tell me whaur th' gear is and it'll gang easier fur youse"
"Tell me whaur th' gear is and it'll gang easier fur youse"
07. Putting a bag inside the steel bed frame.
08. Up the anus it goes. Swallowed perhaps, to be retrieved some 24 hours later... Always assuming of course nothing untoward happens to you.
09. Putting it in a plastic bag tied to a piece of string, the bag floated around the U bend and the string tied to a biro cut to the width of the pipe to act as a wedge.
10. Putting a bag in the lining of your shoes.
11. Putting a bag in your mattress/pillow.
12. Concealing a bag in your toiletries, perhaps your antiperspirant can, or your anti-dandruff shampoo bottle.
13. Using a Hollowed out book.
That Bible finally came in useful and not just as an emergency skin supply!
14. Perhaps you wish to propose an alternative to the above. If it's really ingenious and you don't want the others to know - pm me.
"Aha! Got youse! Check ower thare again. He keeps looking ower thare"
"Ah ken thir's gear in 'ere. Ah'll get a sniffer hoond"
"Ah ken thir's gear in 'ere. Ah'll get a sniffer hoond"
If you magically still have MEPHEDRONE after everyone else has lost theirs, win the RESPECT of the prison and well yes, you'll be the man now, dog.
CHECK HERE FAM 2 SEE WHO IS
TOP DOG
AND WHO IS THE PRISON MALTESE
UNDERHAND TACTICS
IS
OUR SPECIALITY
AND WHO IS THE PRISON MALTESE
UNDERHAND TACTICS
IS
OUR SPECIALITY
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Tubbs
Bluelight Crew
Hmmmm in mal's cell seems the way to go lol. The ol supply lines mean I can get more.... a small loss, but so much gained by framing my biggest rival.
mal3volent
Bluelight Crew
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Leet, is SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY inspired by Sam Neill's INSPECTOR CHESTER CAMPBELL from Peaky Blinders?
Tubbs, most of my stash is safe in the chapel. Scouse Joe is holding the rest of mine for me. Luckily we were able to make some more room last night, though, and were able to accommodate your drugs as well. He slipped out in the nick of time this morning.
I am impressed that you were able to infiltrate my cell and I respect your ingenuity. I will keep your stash as a fine for the trespass, but if you want to talk business in regards to the future, let Abdu or Alex know and we will arrange a meeting.
Tubbs, most of my stash is safe in the chapel. Scouse Joe is holding the rest of mine for me. Luckily we were able to make some more room last night, though, and were able to accommodate your drugs as well. He slipped out in the nick of time this morning.
I am impressed that you were able to infiltrate my cell and I respect your ingenuity. I will keep your stash as a fine for the trespass, but if you want to talk business in regards to the future, let Abdu or Alex know and we will arrange a meeting.
Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
Lining of my shoes.
Xorkoth
Bluelight Crew
I'm swallowing mine. Reason being, I've triple bagged it in rubber so it's very unlikely to rupture. But even if it does, I'm such a drug freak that my tolerance is so high it's just gonna be a wild party for me for the night, and I'll be okay come morning, albeit with a bit of a headache and the desire to lay around all day, basking in the glory of the highest I've ever been on mephedrone.
The plan is to throw it up when the coast is clear. But if it's too late, I suppose I'll just need to get Kiah to fish it out of my shit. Lord knows she'll do anything for me.
The plan is to throw it up when the coast is clear. But if it's too late, I suppose I'll just need to get Kiah to fish it out of my shit. Lord knows she'll do anything for me.
leet
Bluelighter
Clarification
LOCKDOWN - meaning:
The CONFINING of prisoners to their cells.
TOP DOG's do NOT share cells, YOU are in the cell ON YOUR OWN
Please nominate hiding place(s) to win RESPECT by holding onto one, two maybe more ounces of BUBBLE right the nose of SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY the muggy cunt.
Each ounce concealed will gain you 4 RESPECT points.
ONE OUNCE per hiding place.
LOCKDOWN - meaning:
The CONFINING of prisoners to their cells.
TOP DOG's do NOT share cells, YOU are in the cell ON YOUR OWN
Please nominate hiding place(s) to win RESPECT by holding onto one, two maybe more ounces of BUBBLE right the nose of SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY the muggy cunt.
Each ounce concealed will gain you 4 RESPECT points.
ONE OUNCE per hiding place.
HOW DID YOU DO IT TOP DOG?
NOW YOU SEE IT...
NOW YOU SEE IT...
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leet
Bluelighter
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Xorkoth
Bluelight Crew
Shit! Alright, so here's the thing. Over the last five years, I've been formulating the perfect hiding place. I began by carefully chipping away at the mortar around one of the stones of the prison wall, with a chisel I had snuck in for me during a conjugal visit (she put it up her coochie - a very talented lass she was). After I managed to pry that rock out, I set to work, little by little, always replacing the removed stone, in hollowing out a substantial space behind it. So, using that hiding place, I'm sticking 5 more bubbles full of:
And now the stone is back in place. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is a wily one, but my craftsmanship is supreme.
- Mephedrone
- MDMA
- DOiP (just got this in, Shadowmeister has you for all of your super obscure drug taking needs)
- DMT
- Methaqualone
And now the stone is back in place. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is a wily one, but my craftsmanship is supreme.