Thought of some more...
'No, but that song CAN'T have secret eyes, cos the song doesn't exist outside of the song....' - Me stoned off my face, trying to explain why only one song can have secret eyes.
'I want to be chronologically frozen' - Random girl I'd just met
'Yeah....but no......yeah yeah ok no, right I got it........no, ok.....right, no, fuck it. Ooh, daisy!' - Me, stoned and on a reasonable amount of speed. I couldn't figure out what to say or why, then noticed the daisy I'd spray painted on my mate's wall.
'PIXIES!' - My friend Mat after an entire night spent smoking and drinking. He went into the en suite bathroom, waking me and my gf up, only to run out half naked minutes later, screaming that and looking terrified.