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Greatest quotes from trips

my friend was on ~3 grams of shrooms and a lot of pot. I was sober.

me: are you going to bonnaroo?

my friend: bonne who?

me: no, bonnaroo.

my friend: i dumped her a while ago.
 
My friend T and I left outside, I smoked weed. We wanted to see if they'd notice (my 2nd time high).

After chuckling and laughing when the other two would look and me...

Other friend 1: "Did Bob smoke weed?"

T: "No, he didn't."

*bursts out laughing*
 
I noticed a white stain in blacklights on my friend's jeans while on shrooms. I told him that it was probably a son or daughter that will never be. I named it Jane,the protein stain.
 
Yeah, the first time me and a friend did acid we went around writing down everything that we thought was funny:

while watching viva la bam -"1280 lbs = 3.4 donvitos"

While watching the sunrise -"Man, all i can see is a polar bear, 2 geese, and a dragon" (?)

sitting on the couch at 9am still trippin hard (my friend) -"Yeah, stuff aint cheap" This was completely random. We werent even talking.

(?)"walmart is coming, resistance is futile"

"Man, i wonder what would happen if you ate the blue pill and th red pill."
"I thought thats what we did?"

We also spent about an hour striking a lighter in one hand, then holding hte fuel button and relighting the other lighter. Then we began to burn dorritos and write stuff with the chared part. That was fun.(?)

The next few are from a couple weeks later at his house, again on acid:

-"Crackdew = moisture of the ass"

-"Boom, we got porn"

"Poang will kick your ass" - while playing some version of 3d pong in some other language.

-The best one yet - "Get your nasty weave out of my igloo"
my friend said this while i was laying on his floor under a blanket, which he apparently thought was an igloo. He was even cold. Then, while writing that down, we realized we didnt know how to spell "weave" and spent several minutes online trying to figure it out, and somehow came up with the saying (no racist intent) "The black people might spell it differently"
 
Tripping on three hits of LSD each with my real good friend... We decide to smoke some pot up at the local park seeing as how we felt close to peaking.

We get up there, wander down some trail and crouch down to begin roasting a bowl. Then all at once the plants and grass all around me starts growing and pulsating and trying to move about. I start babbling about it to my friend as he passes the bowl to me... I'm just about to hit it and go..

"Dude, I can't believe we're doing MORE drugs."

It was so hilarious at the time, neither of us could take another hit for at least five minutes.
 
wow i can feel my heart beat... no wait i cant.. i must be dead... i cant be fucking dead im thinking im fucking stupid... stupidity is killin me... wait im being killed... holy shit... im dying.. - me in my mind the first time i took Acid

Me - man whats your safe combo?
matt - retenal scan?
me - WHATS YOUR SAFE COMBO!
matt- can i get a large fry...

Matt was on angel trumps

"man if everything would stop moving for a second i could walk"
"dude... you are walking... thats why everything is going past you"
"...oh..."
-Shrooms-
"man i ... good acid..."
^
i could say about 2-5 words before i lost my train of thought and said good acid... lol

"you know... all those sober people try to fuck with us cuz we r on cid... but truthfully... we are fucking with them!"
^ friend on acid

"if i knew people werent hiding behind those cars id think people where hiding behind those cars"

^ me on acid
 
SmokeTrails said:
"you know... all those sober people try to fuck with us cuz we r on cid... but truthfully... we are fucking with them!"
^ friend on acid
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I hear that! At Godspeed I found that once people knew we were tripping we freaked the shit out of them, and I think it was pretty obvious that we were not on the usual pills.

Here's another that I just remembered. I'm outside with a former sparring partner and his friends. It's his (ex?) girlfriend's first rave, rolling like everyone else is. I say to her:

"Brrr it's cold, come here, I need to steal your body heat"

She starts inching away quietly, literally like this 8( . Normally rollers are cooperative when I say that. Hell most pretty gals I'm on good terms with are cooperative no matter what they're on (or not on).

Another one, same trip, chatting to the trip partner I have known the longest.

Me: Hey didn't we meet on a cub scout camp like ten years ago?
Him: Yeah, we were throwing rocks at each other across the field.
 
^ haha man seriously i like tripin with people who roll.. cuz u can mess with um so much... half the time they dont catch on

some kid was on like 1 roll.. he was like "damn man im so fucked up"

-me on 5 hits of cid "yeah man your so hardcore.. i mean fuck you took a roll... holy shit

the kid "yeah man you have no idea im soo fucked up... you cant be more fucked up then i am"

"yeah man seriously.. .this acid cant even touch what your on... can i borrow your visual cortex?"

-kid slowly moves away from me-

same party... it had an outside area with a fire pit.. we started a fire and we started runing out of wood

Me: hey morgen... you know.. i bet these little candy kids are flamable
morgen: yeah and we are out of wood...

-we walk over to a candy kid-

Me: hey man... sit morgen why did we come over here...
morgen: flamable....

-we drag the kid over to the fire -

me: do you mind if we borrow you for wood?

- they stayed away from us the rest of the night-

Edit: remember another one

tripin at a friends house

friend: man on this cid i feel a burning spasm in my leg
me: *very casually* thats cuz you droped a lit bowl on your pants and your leg is on fire
friend: O thats what it is...wow.....(10 sec later) O SHIT
 
Just remembered another. We were inside sitting in the corridor. Next to me is this guy that looks all smacked out.

Me: You right there mate?
Him: Yeah fine.
Me: What are ya on? You like nice and smacked out.
Him: Nah I had like 6 guarana tablets and they're keeping me going.
Me: Bullshit.
Him: What about you?
Me: We're all on the research chemicals because, well, we're stupid.

He then gets up to dance. I seriously did not believe him. I actually then proceeded to question my existence before and after that point.

All this talk about tripping makes me want to drop acid at Transmission! Only problem is I don't know any acid dealers! (Actually maybe my coastie friends do, just gots to make a few phone calls...)
 
^^

u sound like the kinda guy id trip with lol... i only trip with a select few people... you got that group of people you feel comfertable tripin with... and some people just wig ya out...

anyway yeah... its time to call a friend and tel him to run out into the fields for me lol

-Smoke Trails-
 
"Dude show me the 20, wheres the 20 dude"
"WHAT THE FUCK DUDE, SHOW ME THE FUCKING 20 SAM, SHOW ME THE 20"
"DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK DUDE"

my friend whilst twacked out on the way to Guppy Tea house. supposedly i had saved up 20 dollars for food, and i was looking in all my pockets for it. i even recorded a huge ass convo in the car clouded with uk hardcore music in the bg with a cellphone, but i lost that phone :(
 
"man if everything would stop moving for a second i could walk"
"dude... you are walking... thats why everything is going past you"
"...oh..."
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that is just plain beautiful. i felt the same way when i was tripping one time
 
This is a collection of excerpts from our "drug book" a book in which we write down all the crazy shit we say on drugs:
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I think the butter is sketchy...I have never seen butter like that in all my years.

I'm not...think...so...

I think it was called "The universe that couldn't slow down!"

Let's take ecstacy and star in manga cartoons

I wish I was a weasel

I thought I woke up but I obviously didn't

Are you thirsty for chicken?

9 is not 11

It's like the matrix... if you bite someone who knows how to fly a helicopter, you'll know how to fly a hellicopter!

We should be ok as long as I don't forget I'm driving

You win again gravity!

I am going to have a heart attack if I stand up

My left nostril is as clear as a wind chime!

I wish the cops would stop barricading my street off...it worries me.

for space time continium theory just refer to the back to the future movies

I hate babies with adult voices

We didnt pick up tonight because we wern't charming!.......I was charming!!!............if by charming you mean "off your head on drugs"..then yes you were!

(watching sparkling diamonds on tvsn while tripping)
"Just get that ring on your finger bitch!!"

Who's that?....It's the ghostbusters!!!!!..........has the acid kicked yet?

You cant snort that! It is a fucking work of art!

Do you know how cool lcd is in lsd!

If those guys dont come back that is the last chance reality has....they were like the last phone in the matrix

Woah! thats an "actual" fire!

I will not have you bad-mouth salad!

Your brain is a major part of your life

I'm pretty fucked up, I almost drank a rook (chess)

Next time there is a knock on the door i hope there is people there

(holding a stethescope to his forehead)
you guys have got to try this!!!

Im glad I have a whole weekend to come to grips with the real world

All things in moderation...especially moderation

I am either turning into god or my frogs are turning into toads
 
One time my friend and I were at a music festival. We were tripping on lsd. We had just bought some beautiful crystals from a crystal dealer who had the most beautiful rocks I've ever seen. We each had a few in our pockets, and altogether the weight was pretty heavy. Anyway, we had been trying to get up and go for a walk for a while, while we were peaking, but we were having difficulty getting our minds and bodies together. Finally, he said "You ready?". I mumbled something about "Hold on..... I got rocks in my pockets!"
That cracked us up!
 
"Over 90% of all UFO sightings are actually socks thrown through the wall by hippies"
(written on paper during acid trip)
 
'Expensive as fuck hash that makes you think yer name's Mandy....' - Dealer explaining what he was going to bring back from Amsterdam

'We'll get there quister if we walk that way!' Mate's girlfriend tripping out whilst trying to explain how it'd be faster to walk a different way.
 
one night of multiple bubbler sessions done outside..

"I love to blow the smoke towards the north star. The key in life is the north star, its all about the north star."
 
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