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Greatest quotes from trips

**you look like papier mache!** uh, ms. paper, can you get me a driiiiiiink please? AHH! IM SURROUNDED BY PAPER MONSTAHS!

---> all said during K hole heaven!
 
"Ahhh help my leg has fallen off"!
"Oh shit there goes the other one"!

Friend now lying on ground laughing uncontrollably.

"Oh no my arms have fallen off"!
"Bugger my head has fallen off"!
"Oh fuck I'm only a head"!
 
two hits of acid, lying in a tent, with 3 other people trying to get some sleep.

suddenly get up and screamed

Z IS FOR ZORO!

no one understood how i came to that.
 
Me and my friend where walking around on mushrooms at like 1 in the morning. He says "why are my pants so wet." I replied by saying "it's that dew thingy" but i ended up only saying "it's that dewth." so for about an hour we laughed our asses off because we invented a new word which meant "dew" plural.

Then we started talking about shadows and how they ALWAYS are with us no matter what.
 
Originally posted by thursday
My friend Bobby: "It's like i'll be wearin a hat when i'm sober, but like when i'm tripping i'll think, what if it's the other way around? what if the hat is wearing ME?"


my friend and i were watching nfl football one time very high and he asked if we were watching because they were playing or they were playing because we were watching.

needless to say, we did not find the answer.

alasdair
 
alasdairm said:
Originally posted by thursday
My friend Bobby: "It's like i'll be wearin a hat when i'm sober, but like when i'm tripping i'll think, what if it's the other way around? what if the hat is wearing ME?"


my friend and i were watching nfl football one time very high and he asked if we were watching because they were playing or they were playing because we were watching.

needless to say, we did not find the answer.

alasdair
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yea, sometimes i think tripping just poses more questions rather than answering them. but fear not! one day, i will consume a whole sheet of blotter on a week-long acid binge, and i will find the answers to these poignant questions. and then i will publish a book. and i will titled it "the day i became a glass of orange juice." keep an eye out for it in about 5 years.
 
whuuuuuut?

when i was tripping on DXM i came up with "the funniest joke in the world:"

Why did the blonde cross the road?
To get to the other chicken.

and laughed damn near 10 minutes from that.
 
'Who's mum's got a fur burger?!' - my mate who'd snorted an obscenely large line of speed, and had been quiet for ages, before joining in the convo with a totally irrelevant comment.

'It's asking for a biscuit..........now it's asking for a cup of tea.' - same mate, commenting on an owl hooting.

Can't remember many of them, though do remember more of a situation involving meself.

Decided to have a few drinks before an art exhibition at me old college. Then two lines of speed, and a spliff or three once there.

Sat on the crash mats in the gym, the head teacher stood about 10 metres away, me talking to my mate loudly, thinking I was whispering, saying stuff like 'Don't you think he looks like skeletor?' and 'Isn't he dead yet?'.

Then I crashed out giggling. Think he heard me.
 
Thought of some more...

'No, but that song CAN'T have secret eyes, cos the song doesn't exist outside of the song....' - Me stoned off my face, trying to explain why only one song can have secret eyes.

'I want to be chronologically frozen' - Random girl I'd just met

'Yeah....but no......yeah yeah ok no, right I got it........no, ok.....right, no, fuck it. Ooh, daisy!' - Me, stoned and on a reasonable amount of speed. I couldn't figure out what to say or why, then noticed the daisy I'd spray painted on my mate's wall.

'PIXIES!' - My friend Mat after an entire night spent smoking and drinking. He went into the en suite bathroom, waking me and my gf up, only to run out half naked minutes later, screaming that and looking terrified.
 
I cant believe i have never noticed this thread before...
my friends and I keep a "drug book" for writting down our crazy quotes:

some highlights include:

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"Shit we are out of meth!!!"
"Maybe we could snort coffee???"
"*pause*......... only if we grind it up fine enough!"
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"I can see through time!" (simpsons quote)
"pfft......I think I am time!"
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"Who wants a line???"
"I am!!!"
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"sorry what was your name again?"
"pffft.......even I remember my own name!"
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those are just from memory.... have a whole book full of those gems!
 
haha - i love the ex peeing on her hand one - had me laughing so hard!!

i can't remember many from e - one time i couldn't understand anyone except for my friend greg - everyone else was speaking a different language!!

but more recently i was really stoned and was watching CSI with my brother (i normally hate csi) i started telling him my theory about how the csi team is like one big family. Grisolm and Catherine are the parents, the other woman is the eldest daughter they are all proud of, the two main crime guys are brothers (obivously the black one was adopted at an early age) and the guy who works in the lab is their baby brother who is just trying to fit in with his elder siblings!! it made so much sense to me!!
 
One night during a 5 gram shroom trip-

Buddy "Hey, should I move the coffee table? (It was making it hard for people to get to and from the couch)

Me "No, leave it there for us to TRIP over" Followed by insane laughter from the 4 of us in the room, realizing my unintended pun
 
From Godspeed last week. We were on research chems that rave. All this was around 6am and I had come off my trip, while the girl I was hanging out with had 5 pills (!) and was still tripping.

"I wonder what it's like...to be a dinosaur!"
"Like, I know how to speak, but I wonder what it's like to make a sound!"
"Massage!"
"Gold star!"
"I wonder what it's like to remember things!"
"I forgot what it's like to feel comfortable!"

There was more but I can't (ok, don't want to) remember them. She was saying all this stuff in a loop and it was doing my head in! I had to tape her mouth shut a few times!

"And if you look on the back, it says...yum yum cake!" (May not have happened, after all it was a deja vu during my first roll)
(After having my water bottle refilled) "How funny would it be if this were G? Woohoo! Free drugs!"

"This guy goes fishing in a national park, but there's a sign that says 'no fishing penalty $500'. He ignores the sign and casts off anyway. A few hours later the ranger comes by and says to him 'mate, can't fish here' and the guy says 'I don't know'." I love telling this one to people off their chops but you have to say it out loud. The record for longest time to get the joke is 36 hours, almost to the minute!
 
Sitting in the back of a cop car -- 1972 Denver, bowling alley about 2 pm trippin' balls. This time 5 of us & the bowling alley manger calls the heat on my buddy, as he was doing Seconals while us other 4 we're doing microdot. Nice combo, huh? Anyway, he was so greased, he couldn't get his license outta his wallet to show the cop. All of a sudden, after about 8 attempts to get his license, cop waiting patiently, my buddy asks, "hey man, is that pig still hasslin' us? That motherfucker was an asshole cop", while the cop is sitting right in the drivers seat. Hysterical!!
Needless to say, the cop gave us a ride home & said not to go back out the rest of the day. He was a great cop. There's a hits of acid still in the Bay Areaa
 
Once while tripping with a friend (we'd been on a 4 month long drug binge):

"here come the colours again... man this is getting so fucking predictable and boring"

we came off the binge a couple days (and trips) after that... and since that trip psychedelics have lost most of their appeal for me.
 
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