Greatest quotes from trips
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D'oh
Bluelighter
This thread is hillarious.
A few years back, junior year, we were over at a friend, S's, house and W got really drunk for the first time and passed out on the sink in the bathroom. A few minutes later, he fell off of it, causing a loud boom, and making S think that W had knocked the sink over.
So, a month or so later, on 4/20, while eating pizza around 11pm at a great pizza place around UW, I was with the same two guys, rediculously high (along with everyone else in the place, they forgot our order at first and gave us free food). I started laughing uncontrollably for seemingly no reason, eventually saying "splooge", then after a minute, I composed myself and said "If W had knocked the sink over that one time, you could have just told your mom that you splooged and knocked it over"
A few years back, junior year, we were over at a friend, S's, house and W got really drunk for the first time and passed out on the sink in the bathroom. A few minutes later, he fell off of it, causing a loud boom, and making S think that W had knocked the sink over.
So, a month or so later, on 4/20, while eating pizza around 11pm at a great pizza place around UW, I was with the same two guys, rediculously high (along with everyone else in the place, they forgot our order at first and gave us free food). I started laughing uncontrollably for seemingly no reason, eventually saying "splooge", then after a minute, I composed myself and said "If W had knocked the sink over that one time, you could have just told your mom that you splooged and knocked it over"
bluetab x-girl
Bluelighter
dyscotopia said:
That reminds me of an acid trip long ago....
me -- "I'm trying to catch it so I can tell you"
ex-bf -- "what are you trying to catch?"
me -- "my train of thought. it's running away without me. Damn, it's gone. Now you'll never know."
ex-bf -- "know what"
me -- "I don't know because I couldn't catch the train"
me, first time on whippits + pot, with a huge, stupid grin on my face -- "My face feels so happy! It's all smiley and melty at the same time!"
me, in the camp area of a 1996 Denver 0G. Dead show, on LSD, opium and pot -- "this must be what it feels like to be a hippie"
ex-bf -- "that's because we're surrounded by hippies"
me -- "this is the hippie patrol, come out with your hands up!"
friend, drunk in high school, trying to hush people outside a party -- "We must make an efferdent to be quiet"
Wish I could remember more, but the really fun times were related to acid, and I haven't done that in about 5 years (god, I'm getting old....).
Me, first time on any drug of any kind (shrooms), referring to my hands
"Whoa, those belong to me."
My buddy Paul, third time on acid in Central Park
"Some of those trees sure look weird."
Yeah, only some of them.
oh yeah, and me trying to explain my brilliant idea for a comedy sketch. Which I don't exactly remember. Something about "It's a concept." I'll ask someone to remind me.
Oh, and me saying "this is where it all happens" in every place we ended while tripping on mushrooms one time.
"Whoa, those belong to me."
My buddy Paul, third time on acid in Central Park
"Some of those trees sure look weird."
Yeah, only some of them.
oh yeah, and me trying to explain my brilliant idea for a comedy sketch. Which I don't exactly remember. Something about "It's a concept." I'll ask someone to remind me.
Oh, and me saying "this is where it all happens" in every place we ended while tripping on mushrooms one time.
sonjay09
Bluelighter
first time mescaline
"not the blue tunnel...i hate the blue tunnel"
"fucking koozed ..conundrem ..kkk ...lets go tripping"it was a funny cyclic rant
"not the blue tunnel...i hate the blue tunnel"
"fucking koozed ..conundrem ..kkk ...lets go tripping"it was a funny cyclic rant
the first time i did dxm, i followed a friend home during the peak. i didnt know the area, and i had a nagging suspicion (which i verbalized quite a few times, not stop actually) that my friend was a figment of my imagination, like a sprite in a video game, who would lead me far away and then dissapear in the middle of the street or something and i would be lost. i called him a leprechaun sent by the devil.
that same day, i was down from the dxm and we were just finishing smoking, and it was just starting to kick in. unfortunately, we were in full view of the street and were smoking with a (homemade) piece so we were getting paranoid. but as we sat, there were vultures cawing and flying overhead, so i ducked down, and (referring to the lord of the rings) whispered, "the watchers!" i then realized this was brilliant, and continued informing my friend that it was the watchers.
as we got up to leave (we began freaking out very very heavily), he begged me for one more hit. i was more freaked out and wanted to leave very badly, so he said "please, please, one more hit" and i said "NO!" in a dramatic way and hit the pipe out of his hand as hard as i could. the look on his face was one of utter dismay, but we scrambled up the hill and made it back.
i would have thought id have good quotes from my shroom experience, but i strangely remember none
that same day, i was down from the dxm and we were just finishing smoking, and it was just starting to kick in. unfortunately, we were in full view of the street and were smoking with a (homemade) piece so we were getting paranoid. but as we sat, there were vultures cawing and flying overhead, so i ducked down, and (referring to the lord of the rings) whispered, "the watchers!" i then realized this was brilliant, and continued informing my friend that it was the watchers.
as we got up to leave (we began freaking out very very heavily), he begged me for one more hit. i was more freaked out and wanted to leave very badly, so he said "please, please, one more hit" and i said "NO!" in a dramatic way and hit the pipe out of his hand as hard as i could. the look on his face was one of utter dismay, but we scrambled up the hill and made it back.
i would have thought id have good quotes from my shroom experience, but i strangely remember none
StuffedTiger
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Mushrooms:
"What if there was a bunch of dinosaurs out here with us?"
"You mean like in Jurassic Park?"
"Yeah but friendly dinosaurs..."
"Yeah! and what if they were little, like three feet high..."
"Yeah"
"...and they're all named 'wally'..."
"What if there was a bunch of dinosaurs out here with us?"
"You mean like in Jurassic Park?"
"Yeah but friendly dinosaurs..."
"Yeah! and what if they were little, like three feet high..."
"Yeah"
"...and they're all named 'wally'..."
voodoosoup
Bluelighter
On lsd with my exgirlfriend years ago, we were in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower together and she's sitting naked on the toilet with her hand between her legs.
She says, "it feels really weird down there, it feel like something is dripping out of me or something."
"are you peeing on yourself?" I asked.
"oh." she says.
that made my day right there
She says, "it feels really weird down there, it feel like something is dripping out of me or something."
"are you peeing on yourself?" I asked.
"oh." she says.
that made my day right there
Bass_baby_bass
Bluelighter
Friend: man - are you feeling it yet (she says while shaking a bottle of water)
Me: Nar man - i cant be fucked going down stairs to fill it yet (thinking shes reffering to the water bottle she is shaking)
Friend: Can we go fill it (she says still shaking the bottle of water)
Me: Nar man, I cant feel it? can you?
Friend: Im not going down stairs to fill it by myself?
Me: What do you have to go down stairs to feel it for?
Friend: Because its empty and the toilets are down stairs?
Me: Why do you have to go to the toilets to feel it? :S
Friend: Cos its empty?
*finally we both click*
Me: Are you talking about the bottle of water? Or the pill?
Friend: umm both? But right now, the water? what are you talking about?
*Both break out in laughter*
Me: HAHAH the pill - OMG WE'RE SO DUMB
was the funniest thing ever, sounds probably stupid now, but we were so dumb, this conversation took about 10-15 minutes to happen
Me: Nar man - i cant be fucked going down stairs to fill it yet (thinking shes reffering to the water bottle she is shaking)
Friend: Can we go fill it (she says still shaking the bottle of water)
Me: Nar man, I cant feel it? can you?
Friend: Im not going down stairs to fill it by myself?
Me: What do you have to go down stairs to feel it for?
Friend: Because its empty and the toilets are down stairs?
Me: Why do you have to go to the toilets to feel it? :S
Friend: Cos its empty?
*finally we both click*
Me: Are you talking about the bottle of water? Or the pill?
Friend: umm both? But right now, the water? what are you talking about?
*Both break out in laughter*
Me: HAHAH the pill - OMG WE'RE SO DUMB
was the funniest thing ever, sounds probably stupid now, but we were so dumb, this conversation took about 10-15 minutes to happen
HighRollin'420*
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"I was looking at it and i thought it was a rose only to realise i was smoking a bowl"
Dr. Funkenstien
Bluelighter
^^^ 
fuck yeah man! I love the universe you go into while taking hits
fuck yeah man! I love the universe you go into while taking hits
john mason
Bluelighter
One night I dosed some DXM with my friend in powder form. It was his first time doing it, but I had done it many times. I took my dose around 11pm... and I was so tired that I fell asleep at midnight, before I was really feeling it at all.
I woke up at 3AM b/c my friend was playing Counter-Strike on the computer, I was tripping face, extremely hardcore. I walked over to the computer, and I was like "Iaann man.. whats up" to this he replied "Man, DXM is really cool" both of our voices were really fucked up, we were talking slow and in a much deeper voice than normal, because we were in such a deranged mental state,
I was like "shit man. you're out here too? What are you doooooing all the way out here?!" (in the void) He was like "i dont know man, but yeah im out here"
You had to be there to appreciate it... extremely funny.
I woke up at 3AM b/c my friend was playing Counter-Strike on the computer, I was tripping face, extremely hardcore. I walked over to the computer, and I was like "Iaann man.. whats up" to this he replied "Man, DXM is really cool" both of our voices were really fucked up, we were talking slow and in a much deeper voice than normal, because we were in such a deranged mental state,
I was like "shit man. you're out here too? What are you doooooing all the way out here?!" (in the void) He was like "i dont know man, but yeah im out here"
You had to be there to appreciate it... extremely funny.
spork
Bluelight Crew
"Good times, Good times. TAG THAT SON OF A BITCH!"
LSDelicious
Bluelighter
This was awhile back at night at 3 in the morning when my and 3 friends were on 3 hits of some good acid at night driving back from Wal-Mart so I could buy a movie we already had:
Driver: Which way do I go?
Me: Straight.
Driver: WHAT!?
Me; S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T, man, STRAIGHT.
Driver: Why are we going straight.
Me: Because thats the way back to the house.
Driver: WHY THE FUCK ARE WE GOING STRAIGHT!!!
Me: BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU GET BACK TO THE FUCKING HOUSE MAN!!
Then he pulls sharply into a jiffy store parking lot and a cop passes by on the other side of the road and we are all dead silent.
Driver: Which way?
Me: DUDE. one last time....... STRAIGHT!
Driver: ok man you don't have to yell.
He acted like nothing happened and we got back safely... barely.
Driver: Which way do I go?
Me: Straight.
Driver: WHAT!?
Me; S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T, man, STRAIGHT.
Driver: Why are we going straight.
Me: Because thats the way back to the house.
Driver: WHY THE FUCK ARE WE GOING STRAIGHT!!!
Me: BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU GET BACK TO THE FUCKING HOUSE MAN!!
Then he pulls sharply into a jiffy store parking lot and a cop passes by on the other side of the road and we are all dead silent.
Driver: Which way?
Me: DUDE. one last time....... STRAIGHT!
Driver: ok man you don't have to yell.
He acted like nothing happened and we got back safely... barely.
Halo 99
Bluelighter
talking to my mates sister who was on mushrooms
"yeah these mushrooms are fun...but this light pole keeps bending down at me and it knows i don't like it so it keeps doing it too me"
"yeah these mushrooms are fun...but this light pole keeps bending down at me and it knows i don't like it so it keeps doing it too me"
Halo 99
Bluelighter
lol and last night on nitrous and pot
convo between me and my mates GF
her:you know BF just said youve had anal sex together (we haven't we are all straight)
me:yeah we do it all the time.
her: WHAT!
me:yeah well it's not like we are gay or anything. it's like a group hug
her:how can you have anal sex with a guy and not be gay?
me: well it's like..i can play football. but not be a footballer
her:.......ooo....i still don't get it.
me:you will one day
then fell into continious rambing at eachother not listening to a word eachother were saying and having everyone else at the table just laughing there ass off at the absolute crap we were talking
convo between me and my mates GF
her:you know BF just said youve had anal sex together (we haven't we are all straight)
me:yeah we do it all the time.
her: WHAT!
me:yeah well it's not like we are gay or anything. it's like a group hug
her:how can you have anal sex with a guy and not be gay?
me: well it's like..i can play football. but not be a footballer
her:.......ooo....i still don't get it.
me:you will one day
then fell into continious rambing at eachother not listening to a word eachother were saying and having everyone else at the table just laughing there ass off at the absolute crap we were talking
second time i did mushrooms was yesterday and i just wandered around... the only thing i really remember was walking around my empty house with an unlit cigarette in my hand for probably 25 minutes screaming things... i really wish i could remember more but i do recall yelling 'insanity' repeatedly and then creating my own echo.
i dunno, nothing special- i ate an eigth and it only lasted 2.5 hours for some reason.
i dunno, nothing special- i ate an eigth and it only lasted 2.5 hours for some reason.