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Greatest quotes from trips

Just yesterday me and my friend did 2 bowls and thanks to our low tolerances, we were gone within minutes. I said wow, i bet this is what retards feel like. And in the funniest voice ever, my friend says "Man i wish i was retarded!!"
 
ok me and my mate were sitting at the high school about to go to the pool for a swim and sharing a couple bongs and

me---can you here thoes cows man?
friend--nah man what are you talking about?
me--those cows shhhh can u hear em
friend nah man ur nuts...oh shit its my fone

his fone was sett on vibrate on the concrete and going vrrrr vvvrrrr i thought it was goin mooo mooo
lol

and
 
my brother was standing outside at dawn, he's dressed completely in
black but has baby blue shoes on, so i say

"your shoes are like beacons of hope on an otherwise dark
and blackened soul "
 
Me and a friend of mine from way back used to equate shroom trips with dying, like your soul leaves for another place or something.. so our code phrase for tripping was 'wanna die?'.
I guess it's not all that funny..
 
co10dain

Morrison's Lament said:
Whenever I take mushrooms I feel really really busy! Like there's something I should be doing - just finished doing - and need to do later...

It's weird - sometimes I even get really frustrated or even angry with the other people around me because no one is realizing how much time we are wasting when we could be "working". God only knows what I think we are going to accomplish tripping our asses off - but it feels like it's important =D

--- G.
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i agree totally, making donuts at caseys at 4am trippin off an 8th of shrooms was a crazy mission that i had to repeat four times.. then i got fired :(
 
oh my god okay so were all tripping on ketamax, and this guy friend of mind who sells it, is out of it completely. Anyway this indian dude keeps calling his cellphone, apparenty a customer who made earlier plans to procure K from my friend. Between passing the cellphone around the five of us (totally wasted in the room ) and giving directions to the pooor guy, (we were on Montreal Street, inside a subdivision, friends place) finally i go...MONTEREY!! were FROM MONTEREY MEAT MARKET and what kind of MEAT DO YOU FICKIN WANT? FUCK OFF!!!
hahhahhahahhhaahhahah . Poor guy was driving around in circles. And one time, i blurted out the stupidest things : example : "The Ghost of Midnight Eve will be upon us shortly."
 
Me and my brother on a 7 day IV meth binge... driving around.

Crappy Datsun ute drives past...

Brother : HEY, THATS WALLY LEWIS!!!

Me: Shit, so it is.

*steps on accelerator*
*winds down window*

Me: HEY WALLY!!!! (while waving/grinning like a madman)

*guy turns around*

Was some fat lady wearing a bronco's jersey.

I think only tweakers would understand, but shit it was funny. BTW Wally Lewis is one of Australia's most famous football players :D
 
"I made this chocolate salad for you guys."

Friend takes 300mg of ambien, wanders out to his girlfriend's house 20 miles away. Breaks in through the window and goes up to her room, at 3AM. Her parents know him, so they didn't call the cops, but he goes up to her room trying to wake her up. Her dad runs in and says, "Get out of her room!" He looks around and says..."But she's my friend too!" Dad calls his Mom who goes out to pick them up.

On DXM. "I am the most powerful ninja. I execute moves like Cowabunga and Caps Lock. FUCK! A Dragon!"

On acid. "I'm a robot living on the bottom bunk of the bottom level of the bottom of a robotic pirateship. My alarm clock doesn't go off and I'm late for work. The Boss robot runs into my room, with a swinging chainsaw and a mace for arms. I jump up out of my robot bed in the bottom bunk of the bottom of a robotic pirateship, but my back gets stuck underneath the top bunk of the bottom level of the bottom of a robotic pirateship..." Don't remember the rest.

"I'm on acid, MOM!" while crouching, mixing ice cream on the floor with his finger.

"I have the best invention ever! Electric powered garbage juice!"

While making farting noises with his tongue..."AHH! Pink! Kill It!" while diving behind his bed.

"Gimme a knife! I wanna chop some cabbage!" When in fact he wanted a pen to write something. "Ahh Neo is shooting at me!" from the Matrix poster. So he starts doing the matrix thing by squirming in his bed, still chopping the cabbage with his hand.
 
Me and my cousin writing random quotes on paper and just talking ;)



me: *drops phone*

2 minutes later

cousin: "yeh you probably shouldn't do that"



me: "dude this is normal with a twist."



written on paper: "nothing is everything" "pink floyd is amazing" "everything is fluidy"
 
Me on meth after about three days without sleep:

"I'm a fraction. No, WAIT, I'm two fractions! And the negatives are by my waist."
 
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i love those paradoxes, like ghost of midnight eve, or semantics, like pronouncing squash IZZZZQUASH...like lets play izquash tommorow. And i want to eat SILICON Carne.

LMFAO!!!!
 
while discussing "trippin' things to say"...

My friend Bobby: "It's like i'll be wearin a hat when i'm sober, but like when i'm tripping i'll think, what if it's the other way around? what if the hat is wearing ME?"
 
Meh, my quotes suck.

"10:16pm- the nausea is numb too so that's good."

"It isn't always what the drugs do to you that matters, it's sometimes what they don't do."

A very interesting thought imo:
"Is it that wrong to become concious, step back from the 'high' that you feel, and simply find it not all that desirable?"
 
On a shroom trip everytime my friend and I would come into contact with someone new he'd ask me "do they know?"

And I'd just tell him, "I dont' know ask them."

So he spent about an hour asking every single person we met (at a concert) if they knew he was on shrooms and if they did not to tell anyone.
 
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