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Greatest quotes from trips

Me on mushrooms while trying unsuccessfully to get my words out: "I want to be a book so you can just read me and I wouldn't have to talk and explain myself"
Me on pills, ket and nangs: "I've got it! Its like an overwhelming realisation of something, but you don't quite no what, because just as soon as you realise it, its fallen away from you and, shit, there it goes again"
 
Most of these are me and friends of mine smoking some A1 weed (mild hallucinations off a gram between 3 of us :) )


While hotboxing C's room
R-Man, you know how in the mines they used to have those canaries? and if they died and shit you knew you had to get out of the mine.
Me-Yeah
R-There'd be a lot of dead canaries in here right now.

Preparing bottle tokes of the crystal we scraped out of our coffee grinder we used to bust up the pot
R (different R)-Holy shit that's a sharp fishing knife.
C-Thousands of fish have died to that blade
R holds the knife briefly up to his ear. - Yeah man, I can hear the screams.

3 hits of E, dropped 2 earlier on and railed another halfway through the peak, all i could say for close to an hour was "Oh my god" with "this is amazing" thrown in every now and then

Later on the same night after I was able to gather myself a little more
"You know those spiritual experiences you read about on bluelight and erowid all the time? I just had one a million times better, but i'm too fucked up to remember what happened!"

Outside smoking a huge joint
A-This joint tastes grey
D-How the fuck can a color have a taste, you're only stoned
A-no no, it tastes grey
For the rest of the night A was mixing his senses, we played Soul Caliber 2 for a couple hours after and he was constantly saying he tasted the move, or heard the victory, as well as tasting white, orange and black lights.

Sober (Maybe, i can't remember?)
S-I hear Natasha ?????? (that girl on the discovery channel)
Me-I hear you hearing her.
S-You know there's not a word for hearing something, like seeing is a sight, feeling is a touch and stuff like that.
Me-You know what, you're right...
S-Smidgeknit
Me-What the fuck?
S-Yeah man, that's what we'll call it.
Me-Alright, so i heard your smidgeknit.
S-You can't hear a smidgeknit!

And there's many more where they came from, Cape Breton is full of fucked up people :)

AsylumX
 
notables I can remember from a four gram shroom trip:

"There is no such thing as the inter dimensional bicycle."
Me: "How can humans take such a beautiful and wise thing, such as their collectve consciousness, and degrade it completely by getting fucked up and devolving to base feelings?"
God: "Don't fret over it my son, I forgive and love you anyways, although it saddens me, I understand that it is a part of human natur to want to do these things."

"Cool, hey, wait, who are you? I don't believe in god so how do you exist."

"Who ever Said I did?"
 
haha, missions

i fucking love that.. being fucked up n going on random "missions" with friends is soooo incredibly fun
 
Morrison's Lament said:
Whenever I take mushrooms I feel really really busy! Like there's something I should be doing - just finished doing - and need to do later...

It's weird - sometimes I even get really frustrated or even angry with the other people around me because no one is realizing how much time we are wasting when we could be "working". God only knows what I think we are going to accomplish tripping our asses off - but it feels like it's important =D

--- G.
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Its the same thing for me whenever I take acid..... Im a house cleanin fool!!!! :) and cant figure out why noone can/will help.......... lol

I was at a house party one time with a bunch of people I didnt know (there were probably like 100 people in this tiny crackhouse looking place... which, if i had been sober, i probably never would have gone into, lol) ... either way, me and my friend were in this room doing bumps of k when this girl was standing next to us... she looked at us and started saying over and over again: "Cartoons!! It looks like Cartoons!!!! Cartoons!!!" ... me and my friend just looked at eachother.... and slowly made our way to another room... lol...
 
evlove said:
On lsd with my exgirlfriend years ago, we were in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower together and she's sitting naked on the toilet with her hand between her legs.

She says, "it feels really weird down there, it feel like something is dripping out of me or something."
"are you peeing on yourself?" I asked.
"oh." she says.
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Oh god. That actually made me laugh out loud in the middle of a library.

Thank you for making my day better!!!!! =D
 
My brother on a motherload of dxm.

"Gimme a knife, fast. Cabbage, cabbage, chop chop." He proceeds to pretend to chop cabbage, while yelling: "Neo! Stop shooting me!" and tries to dodge the bullets matrix style, by writhing on the bed. He stops, gets up, walks up to the poster trying to look tough, says: "I execute powerful moves of fury like cowabunga... and caps lock"
 
While passing around a pipe, smoking grass, I noticed that my buddy was sniffling and blowing his nose a lot. I told him to wipe off the mouth piece before he passed it along. His immediate response was "Whatever man, I catch hella diseases from all you guys!"
 
Me, 20 minutes after taknig about 10 times the normal dose of shrooms.

my friend says "ahhhh let's watch the matrix"
me "na dude, even the ads are too intesne, turn it off!"

that was then followed by me spending about an hour with my head buried in the toilet.

same mushroom session, this time it was my friend.
we were in my backyard, and there is a park next door. we were walking around aimlessing, going on about how this was too intense.

my friend says "alright dude, i'm going home" and proceeds to jump the fence into the park.
i'm like "what the fuck are you doing man? why did you jump the fence??"
he says "what.... i didn't jump the fence. i was here all along................ what am i doing again?"

i talked him into coming back over the fence, as i know he would have gotten lost on the way home.
he ended up leaving about an hour later(by himself), and needed to be helped to cross the road by a complete stranger, because he was too scared to cross! god knows how he would have faired if i had of let him venture home through the park.
 
One night a buddy of mine had decided to eat a bunch of mushrooms when everyone else was sober or a little stoned. We realized exactly how hard he was tripping when he jumped up and exclaimed, 'Listen! We didn't land on plymouth rock, man, plymouth rock landed on US!'
 
scuzzyfoo said:
While passing around a pipe, smoking grass, I noticed that my buddy was sniffling and blowing his nose a lot. I told him to wipe off the mouth piece before he passed it along. His immediate response was "Whatever man, I catch hella diseases from all you guys!"
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lol! you know stoners share their illnesses :)

Back in senior year psychology class, my friend and I got drunk and high before the period began and were doing our best to keep cool. She sat right behind me, and our teacher was at his desk playing with a little feather. He would toss it up in the air and let it drift down next to him. I suppose the two of them made eye contact or something, and she just blurts out "That reminds me so much like one of those forrest gump movies!"

Everyone started laughing, and the teacher asked her what she meant since there's only one movie. She replied "Fuck I don't know just you and your little feather up there but no box of chocolates."

One hour detention for profanity ;)
 
A friend, high and after a few hits of salvia, "Dude you know you have a serious elephant infestation in your roof...?"

"We're all just meat. Thinking meat." - Me, stoned and realising the simplicity of living things in general.
 
"its like normal... but better!"

"we are falling into eternal doom, but it is ok because the vines are growing up that building so the building will never die and neither will we"

"i only have a brain"

"j... im a secret agent, and i have to tell you that there is super secret tracking devices hid all over yourhouse."

"we will not eat the falling snow (blow) for 13 days, upon that time we will partake in it as it falls"

ahaha good times... we always bring a tape recorder on our adventures and make statements. sometimes we have funny times and sometimes we have these deep, sometimes theological discussion. its fun to listen to all the stupid shit you said after!
 
I have a feeling this will remain as a personal favourite for years to come. Insufflated a fairly powerful dose of my very first ass-whoopingly strong research chemical
(previous to this, shrooms were my only psych)

After 30 minutes of sitting beneath a tree trying desperately to not be freaked out by eyeballs writhing just below the bark of the tree and thorns growing from my arm, I joined my fellow tripper in a large, open, sunny section of field. I was greeted by swirling psychadelic hued fractals trailing off everything, and the sky broiled like a living sea above us.

My Friend: So...yeah....
Me: ...every single moment...every possible outcome... followed to its eventual conclusion simultaneously...presented in a mathematically perfect swirling chaos of colour.
Friend: Yeah, pretty much.
Me: ...Cool.
 
Durin this nu years i was sketched the fuck out and I turned to my friend and said... "This much fun has to be illeagle" wuz my first time poppin and first time at a "party" like that hahaha good times good times.
 
At a afterparty My buddy was about to spin and we were all e-d out and he goes "Hey Ash" And I was like "Hash? Who's has Hash" And another friend was like, "he's calling your name"! Good times!
 
After NYE and quite some amphetamines and mdma this year, at 11 in the morning walking around the city with glass of wine in hand and joint in mouth with a friend of mine, I exclaimed;
"Oh my god, I hope I don't run into my personal physician!"
It seemed funny at the time....
 
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