"I made this chocolate salad for you guys."
Friend takes 300mg of ambien, wanders out to his girlfriend's house 20 miles away. Breaks in through the window and goes up to her room, at 3AM. Her parents know him, so they didn't call the cops, but he goes up to her room trying to wake her up. Her dad runs in and says, "Get out of her room!" He looks around and says..."But she's my friend too!" Dad calls his Mom who goes out to pick them up.
On DXM. "I am the most powerful ninja. I execute moves like Cowabunga and Caps Lock. FUCK! A Dragon!"
On acid. "I'm a robot living on the bottom bunk of the bottom level of the bottom of a robotic pirateship. My alarm clock doesn't go off and I'm late for work. The Boss robot runs into my room, with a swinging chainsaw and a mace for arms. I jump up out of my robot bed in the bottom bunk of the bottom of a robotic pirateship, but my back gets stuck underneath the top bunk of the bottom level of the bottom of a robotic pirateship..." Don't remember the rest.
"I'm on acid, MOM!" while crouching, mixing ice cream on the floor with his finger.
"I have the best invention ever! Electric powered garbage juice!"
While making farting noises with his tongue..."AHH! Pink! Kill It!" while diving behind his bed.
"Gimme a knife! I wanna chop some cabbage!" When in fact he wanted a pen to write something. "Ahh Neo is shooting at me!" from the Matrix poster. So he starts doing the matrix thing by squirming in his bed, still chopping the cabbage with his hand.