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Greatest drug induced quotes....Trippin/rollin/stoned/doped/dusted LOL's go here!

"snow, sled, shovel,..i smelt..." said by yours truly in an attempt to find my sweatshirt while i was high as a giraffes ass on stilts off sum ass kikn meth...................
 
long time ago i was with 2 friends driving around smoking a blunt. i was shotgun and my other friend was sitting in the middle of the bench seat a few feet behind us. it was his dads car so we had the sunroof open to let the smoke out, this is at night during winter. Anyway the radio was on and the song "cold as ice" comes on, i think its a foreigner song. Dude in the back was getting the full blast of air coming through the roof and as the chorus to the song goes you are coooold assss iiiiccee...he just goes..."dude... i am!" mightve had to be there but it was hilarious at the time.
Another time i gave the guy who was driving from the first story his first dose of shrooms, while he was peaking he drank some dr pepper and i guess the carbonation tripped him out..."OH SHIT its taking over my body!!". in the morning we found a paper in his pocket he had been writing his revelations on....all it said was "must find" with a picture of a happy face next to it, and under that "froggy indeed". Man lotta stories with this same guy...first time i shroomed i called him at 4am to tell him "i got love"
 
Princess_Poppy said:
The last time i tripped acid, my boyfriend, who was also tripping, and I went on a walk. We were probably at our peak. There was an old man walking on the other side of the street and out of NOWHERE he starts fucking DANCING. No shit. He is waving his cane around, bumping his knees together... it's nuts, especially given the circumstances. WE CRACK UP. You know the uncontrollable LSD induced laughter. He looks at us and says, "Just keep laughing kids, life is gonna be okay." SOOO random, at at the time seemed so important, prophetic. heheh.

The quote didn't come from someone under the influence, but that is definitely a quote we use to refer to that crazy crazy trip!
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That is an awesome story.
 
after munchin some acid, then bustin a small hole into a glow stick(on accident) as the glowin shit slowly rained down over a few people, my boy says.

"Its Snowin in my raindeer"
 
"Speed is the ultimate, all time high. That first rush. Wow! Just that burning, searing, soaring sense of perfection. There's no way to explain it unless you've been through it. There's no way to tell anyone who hasn't tasted it. I'd like to turn the whole world on just for a moment... just for a moment. I'm greedy. I'd like to keep most of it for myself and a few others, a few of my friends. Keep that superlative high just on the cusp of each day so that I radiate sunshine."
-Edie Sedgwick, Ciao! Manhatten
 
Good thread.

We went to see Nevermore on pills (odd isnt it) so were messy as hell in a park having cones and bulbs when one of my mates stands up, screams at the top of his voice then falls over and starts twitching. We check if he's okay and he starts talking about a brick that he knew well. We tell him to go find it, he ran away with our bong then brings back a chunk of concrete introducing it as Bill. From this point we kept on getting messier and i start complaining about having to carry all this shit and i need a bag. Another one of us says he has an idea and brings back a cast iron handbag that had been attached to a statue of mary popins. still have it.

English in year eleven when i decided to eat a pill during a double period. "I love you all, especially you". Another friday double english and we had eaten codeine with ephedrine and i ran out of the room vomitting, through the glass wall the class and teacher saw me stack it into lockers.

Last one: "There's a fucking horse"
Me: "No there isnt we're in suburbia"
James: "Well its eating grass in the front garden"
Me: "Fuck knuckles, do you think it wants a pill"
James: "Yes but we only have two"

It was a little pony with a tether that was ripped, no idea where it went.
 
I'll keep it short and sweet. After a smoke ride in my buddy Alan's car, we stop at a Diner for some munchies.

On the way back out, keys in hand, Alan triumphantly calls "SHOTGUN!" and is quite proud of his accomplishment.

It took the rest of us about 30 seconds of falling over each other laughing for him to realize that he just called shotgun for his own car that he was driving us home in.
 
Me and my freind so dosed up, i mean our cookkies were spun, after about an hour of talking of on the blacony; me "you realize nothing we just said made any sense" (we just made up gibberish for about a good hour" awesome trip tho.
 
From a girl who's name I can't remember who just did a huge shot of meth- "It looks like glitter's falling from the sky!" And we were indoors.
 
Also i was tripping with a couple friends and smoking salvia walking around my friends neighborhood at about 2 am. Some dude is walking his dog and my friend has jsut took a hit of salvia about 2 minutes before. He runs up to the guy and screams at him "im so fucked up"
 
I think the one liner i laughed the most at was from my friend who was nodding hard on OCs and xanax. I was driving and he was nodded in the passenger seat, when all of a sudden he pops up and looks at me and yells, "YOU CHEVY LOVING ORPHAN!" followed by "....wait, what. sorry dude i was having some weird nod dream." such a weird train of thought to have, especially since nobody we know is into chevys nor an orphan.
 
This isn't really a humorous quote, but one that I will remember for the rest of my life as something that was stated while on like hour 16 of a CRAZY DOC trip. I discovered that I could manipulate my surroundings by pulling on these strings of energy that I perceived on everything. My buddy who was tripping with me experienced the same thing. He then uttered the statement "The flaws of reality are in its seams." It was so poignant and meaningful in the trip AND in real live. That was a moment I'll never forget.
 
Hmm I was on shrooms a few nights ago, on my own in my room because I was determined to have them that night and no one else wanted to join me.
I smoked a bong and started wandering around my room, which is quite small so it was probably just pacing. I have a collection of old (ie not glowing any more) glowstick bracelets hanging from the ceiling and I stopped to look at them for a while.
"Ooh... look at all the external stimuli..." I giggled to myself. "Ha. Oh look it's me. Hi me." (to me in the mirror.) "Hi." *conversation with self in mirror*.


My friend while uber high: we were sitting quietly in my front room just kinda staring as you do. After a long period of silence, he just comes out with... "Bastarding slave trade!"
 
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My boy had a sheet of purple gel tabs he took a few of them and mixed with 2 mitsubishi's we called it candyflippin/trollin. I was driving and had some G, i was sippin on(GHB). All of a sudden it hit me really hard and so I told everyone to chill out so I could focus. My boy was on the floor of the car almost underneath my drivers seat and suddenly he screamed out

DONKEY ONKEY ONKEY.... The car almost went into a ditch we laughed so loud. You see his nickname was donkey since he was hung like one. This pattern continued for another 10 min before I pulled over and slipped into a g hole and thew up mcdonalds all over myself. Oh how I long for the days of med school......
 
Just have to say - THIS IS THE BEST THREAD. EVER.

About mid april this year (2009) me and some buddies took acid for the first time.
If you're in the UK you'll know it doesn't come round often :/

Anyways we had been up the whole night before in Ds HUGE apartment,
mixing (DJing) and doing pills and bongs. It was about 5am
and some random guy said "anyone up for acid?" to which many of us said FUCK YES.
After a phonecall or two and collecting the cash, we were on our way!
Found the dealers place after ages of driving in circles.
Got back and everyone left.
It was me, P, D, A, T and a sober girl Maddie and her two sober guy friends.
We dropped at the same time and 20 minutes later I decided to go for a walk.
Keep in mind it was 8am ish by now.
Walking down the street grinning like a bastard, and somehow I
ENDED UP IN A FUCKING CONSTRUCTION SITE.
I decided it was time to go back! Got back and when I got in they all stared at me in anticipation.
With a slightly scared look I said "...Don't go outside!"
T- "why what happened?"
Me- "just... Diggers, people, confusion.. Promise me you won't go outside!"

Later on my mate A started babblin about shit (he always does)
He began talking about the clouds. And about jesus. It came down to
what he called "cloud jesus".
Apparently Cloud-Jesus is all powerful, etc. His sworn enemy is "The Beetle".
He has his own currency, with images of him slaying the beetle on it.
A went inti great detail about the beetles army rising up and battling with Cloud Jesus..
He also has wings or something with guns coming out his back..

To be honest it was a mindfuck...
A then noticed that the sober girl, Maddie, had a golden scarab pendant.
This is when he starts freaking!

I shit you not, from beginning to end, the "Cloud Jesus" talk went on,
NON STOP, for 6 FUCKING HOURS…

THAT was a crazy day...
Now for the trippers involved, "Cloud Jesus" is like a wee thing that only
we know about and truly understand.
You had to be there to get it...



Best thread ever btw

Peace,
Sega420
 
[because of excessive technological advance's effect on the mind, referring to religious variety] "And so this inability to parse reality has led to a rush of a bewildering variety of squirrely notions. (big laugh from audience)" ---Terence Mckenna

I just found it hilarious that he used "squirrely" to describe organized religion, but its along the lines of squirrely (as in silly).
 
After an all nighter party many pills, speed, coke and mushrooms had been consumed at around 9am on the sunday mornning we decided to catch some air on the street still massively fucked up, a guy living opposite us is washing his car and my mate, who is wearing nothing but a bedsheet shouts
"What are you doing dickhead!?! We haven't finished partying yet!"
at first we found this hiliarious as the guy looked at us really confused for about 10seconds, then went inside. from that point onwards we were convinced the cops were coming!
 
Once during a night of DXM my friend woke up from his slumber and told me

"Levi, you owe me 10 gold" (referring to World of Warcraft)
 
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