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Greatest drug induced quotes....Trippin/rollin/stoned/doped/dusted LOL's go here!

DJmacabre said:
friend: "are we in fucking...the chronicles of narnia?" (lol i saw this same quote a few posts up)
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yea lol i think i was the one who said that tripping on acid one cold winter night walking around the streets at like 2am tripping face.....
 
Other person: Do you see that?
Me: No
Other person: Yes you do

That has me cracking up just thinking about it. The conversation took place during a night of IV heroin and coke. You really had to be there.
 
Lol probably one of my funniest memories. In class there were 4 of us that sat at a table..my one friend is completly gone on DXM barely keeping his head up. So naturally we all start fuckin with him, unfortunatly the teacher notices and calls him on being high (this happened almost everyday but the teacher was cool with it) kid stands up..barely an doing his best to stay standing " WHAT THE FUCK you BASTARDS you KILLED MY BUZZZZ!! YOU OWE ME 7 DOLLARS!! 7 DOLLARS MOTHERFUCKERSS!" lol he was sent to be drug tested for that one (mandatory in my school)
upon his return he storms in waving the empty boxes of CCC and the clean drug test results in the other
" YEAAA IM LEGALLLLLL"

before the end of this class he had also managed to fall out of his chair and puke in the trash can. lol unfortunatly he OD a few months later
 
a very good friend, on very high dose of very good LSD

"There is no speedlimit on the free highway to heaven"
 
When I was on shrooms as a 16 yrd old and a train came thru the trax ran thru the park me and my man was chilling in, we thought it was helicopters flying from the sky and ran screaming "ITS THE THIRD REICHT!!!AAAAHHHH!"

Then i lost my shoes in the hustle to run from the helicopters. then when the train was gone we was like oh. nevermind. so i had to go find my shoes, only found one lol....

Also, I remembe looking at everything, the roads, the houses, the park, it was all so empty and the lighting was weird as fuck cuz it was that pink streetlight lighting, and i was all shroomed out and said "It feels like were in a dollhouse. No, Were in Beetlejuice!"

Like in the little miniature set that beetlejuice lived in in the movie. i aint done shrooms since that night tho, since i apparently thought it was liek 10 at night when i got home, this was before i had a cell phone, (my fam coudlnt afford shit like that in 2003 when phones was still mad expensive) so i was supposed to find a pay phone and call my mom at like 9pm to tell her where i was at and where i was gonna be at for the rest of the night, and then at that time she was gonan decide wat time i had to be home at.

And of course i was trippin hard as fuck and lost all touch with my responsibilities to call , so i just never called at all , It prolly would a been around 11 30 or 12 that my curfew was, but i just straight up lost allll track of time, and after the 3rd reich came and i started thinking about reality again instead of just chillin on my trip, i was like oh fuck, wat time is it? So i had to go home , it turned out that it was like 2 am and i was tripping fucking BALLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZ when i waslked in the front door like everything was normal.

and my pops was just standing there at the top of the stairway waiting for me...

dad: 'DO YOU KNOW WAT TIME IT IS!?!?!?"

Me: "uuhhhhh...(concentrating very hard, deep in thought).....11 o clock?"

then we got into a argument, i tried to justify my lateness when he told me the real time, cuz i said that since i never talked to my mom, she never told me wat time to be home, so therefore i could be home whenever i wanted to since i technically hadnt got a curfew for the nite. Try arguing that with your pissed the fuck off pops at 2 am while you cant even see him other than as a blob of moving colors lol.

lmfao......That was a bad night...and I couldnt come down, all night i kept thinking that my head shrunk and dis attatched from my body and was floating above my bed. lol....see wat happens when hood peeps take psychedelics...and you wonder why no one in the hood does acid /etc we just dont handle that shit right mentally :\ Ill stick with my diesel and piff (yea, like 5 months from now when i finally can smoke weed again and get off this once a week probation)
 
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2C-I (this is as much as I can remember from a very long conversation on the same topic)

mate: can you... can you knit rocks?
me: err... there must be a way...
other mate: just make them into a thin sausage and then knit them like wool, you can make soft stuff out of hard stuff
me:why would you even want to knit rocks?
other other mate: wow look at how sparkley the tinsel on your mum's tent is
 
Lol there's definitely too many to remember, can't even remember yesterdays quotes :P .

Not a quote but a funny thing I can think of was prolly 3 or 4 months ago 4 friends and myself all walked to a pet store to buy fish for my friend's burning room....on insufflated 2ct2 lol . We were pretty used to the stuff at the time so we were all tripping pretty hard balls. On the walk there we cross some traintracks but like 20 seconds after we cross the lights signal and a train goes by. We all stop and turn around to admire this train for a couple minutes in awe like it was the first time we've ever seen one. We have a good laugh and then laugh more at all the people waiting in cars laughing at us. Good times.
 
My friend and I are like 16 ast the time and he was tripping balls on some shrooms. We were at my house but I had just gotten high so we decided to walk to mcdonalds. Were sitting at a table and I roll up this 20 dollar bill for no real reason. Then i dropped it on the floor and when I bent over my friend litterally screams "YOU CANT SNORT COCAINE IN MCDONALDS!" everyone was suddenly looking at us and I started getting paranoid but eventually everyone looks away since I wasnt actually doing anything. So I decide im going to fuck with my friend. His hat was sitting on the table and I pulled it over to me and he was like"what are you doing with my hat?" and I was like "about to get fuckkkked up" and I bent over and pretended like I was snorting it. He just got this look of awe on his face and was like "wtf are you doing you cant snort hats?!?" and I was like "damn this is some good hat its really fucking me up" he just sat there with this hilrious look on his face like he was trying to figure out what was happening and then he suddenly yelled "No man this doesnt make any sense this fucking equation doesnt add up snorting hats doesnt fuck you up!" mannn that was a fun night.
 
The last time i tripped acid, my boyfriend, who was also tripping, and I went on a walk. We were probably at our peak. There was an old man walking on the other side of the street and out of NOWHERE he starts fucking DANCING. No shit. He is waving his cane around, bumping his knees together... it's nuts, especially given the circumstances. WE CRACK UP. You know the uncontrollable LSD induced laughter. He looks at us and says, "Just keep laughing kids, life is gonna be okay." SOOO random, at at the time seemed so important, prophetic. heheh.

The quote didn't come from someone under the influence, but that is definitely a quote we use to refer to that crazy crazy trip!
 
This one time I was smoking a blunt with a few people younger then me, we got on the conversation of xanax and i told them this, "One day get just one bar and crush that shit up; actually no, just break it in half and swallow it. Call up your friends, see what's up, and walk out your front door, and have a great time because by the time you wake up, you wont know what the fuck happened."
 
on acid last night i was introduced to a girl named ashley...my name is ashley as well...

"hey ashley, my name is ashley, apparantly."
 
"gotta get my greens!" after smoking obviously. talking about health.
 
she phoenix said:
^^^^^That actually made me lol!! =D
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The crazy thing is that was only 15 minutes of his trip and there was more like 6 hours of madness to complete that story which ill post a full verison of when I find the apporiate thread to do so. This got me thinking about the times with my friend which made me remember more memorable but seriously rediculous quotes.
These are all from the same night at a festival we were at. This time he consumed an 1/8 of mushrooms and a few hits of cid.
This was completely out of nowhere and one of the funniest things ive witnessed. My friend appears fine when all the sudden he screams"Oh god am I on fire" and he starts flailing around and I was just like no man calmmm down and then later he randomly turns to my friend and screams "Did you rape me?" which freaked my friend out . Then when he really started losing it the staff got involved and when they were at our campsite he screamed at one of them "Are you my mother?" and then the final epic quote came when he ran up to a staff guy pulled down his pants and screamed "Is my penis chopped off?" We all thought the staff was going to call an ambulance with how crazy he was acting but after a few hours he regained his senses and said his sorrys to everyone for freaking out like that.
 
My friend on MDMA who becomes fucking weird and nonsensical every time he takes it.

"What? Kiss the mountain shoe!?"

I can't remember what I said to him that made him say that, but it was definitely not Kiss the Mountain Shoe.
 
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