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Tripping at a motel with my fiance and 2 friends, S and T. My fiance has lost her mind and is telling me she is pregnant, for 20 minutes i'm freaking out thinking all my friends knew she was and I didn't (a delusion) and then I'm like what are you pregnant with, and she's like "the earth". I'm like "who are you?". Shes like "duuuuuuh mother earth". Me and T start laugphing, and my fiance in her cracked out state starts laugping and then S starts lauhping. Just as we're about to stop lauphing, the TV suddenly turns on, family guy comes on to a scene where peter is lauging histarically just as we are and we all laugh. Earlier I had accidently set the tv to automatically come on in an hour.

"I hate friends, I hate people, I hate drugs. I specifically hate tryptamines. I am never taking any drugs or having any friends again". -Me when very confused about this pregnancy thing.
 
also on the same trip at the motel, I went to piss (tripping in hotels i normally end up peeing all over the floor gradually, getting further away each time i go and finally standing outside the door and juts peeing in the bathroom. I'm in there staring at the wall with my head tilted far to the left with my mouth open watching the visuals, then I start laughing at how retarded I am, then at how retarded tripping people are, then at myself laughing, then at my friends laughing at me laughing while peeing.

Same trip, We're sitting discussing the DARE program, and T is like "DARE never came. Really, it never came to my school". Looking at her in her ridiculous clothes, looking ridiculous.
 
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yourtman said:
Me and T start laugphing, and my fiance in her cracked out state starts laugping and then S starts lauhping. Just as we're about to stop lauphing, the TV suddenly turns on, family guy comes on to a scene where peter is lauging histarically just as we are and we all laugh.\
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Did you forget how to spell laughing and just try every combo or what? haha
 
One time while tripping on DXM, me and three of my friends played Monopoly...except we didn't have an actual copy of the game.

"I just won fifty dollars at the Beauty Pageant."
 
OK - I read through this thread and never thought I had anything I could remember...

TIL(!) I remembered when me & my boys ate a fat batch of hash brownies between the 3 of us - neither of them had tried them before, I had once, about 3/4 days before.
So we snaffle the rest of the bowl, all hilarity ensues when they kick in and somehow we all burst out laughing at EXACTLY the same time...

Skip forward an hour or so, and we're walking down this hill to the village and I see this bright bright light up in a tree - so I say "wow, an alien space shaft!!" which obviously leads to more uproarious laughter from the 3 of us...
Get to the bottom of the hill, walking closer to the beginning of the shops and as we walk past a telegraph/telephone pole I hear a buzzing coming from it...having never heard this before, I'm like "it must be some kind of beetle!"

These 2 quotes stuck with the three of us red-eyed motherfuckers for quite sometime after that, thanks to making a note or 2 on ym phone...

good times <3
 
"This road cone will make an awesome fuckin' megaphone!"

I said this to my ex during a late night walk on meth (one of my brilliant meth-induced ideas). Unfortunately a cop car passed us as we were carrying the road cone along the sidewalk, did a u-turn and started speeding after us. We dropped it and ran! But it soon caught up with us (it's hard to outrun a cop car on foot while wearing slippers) and the cop angrily said "you ladies put that back where you found it!" Good times. :)
 
i guess this may fit in here

i got that survivor man show playin in the background right now

and the guy just said : "i got my fire bundle ... .... "
then he goes this is great its a major score , this is great news "
 
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This is from last week whilst on a bucketload of ketamine:

I had just come out of a hole to jump right back into one. I took my massive line, and sat down on the floor (of the kitchen). The ketamine kicked in hard and I closed my eyes to enjoy the show going on before me. I then quickly opened my eyes not remembering what had just happened and saw everything before me ripple. I was convinced I had fallen asleep (which I didnt) and kept thinking to myself "waking up to ripples". I then repeated the thought outloud over and over again. I was in some sort of thought loop (miniscule as compared to the ones ive gotten from LSD, but a thought loop nonetheless).

After I came out of the loop I then started to talk to everyone about how I had "waken up to ripples", and how "waking up to ripples" would be a badass band name.

Oh ketamine :D
 
i still remember my first shroom trip...i had no idea how long it would take to hit me. 20 mins? 1 hr? I didn't know...so i just lied back on the couch sipping on a beer and smoking ciggies.

Roughly about the 45 min mark, I noticed that I had to outstretch my arm fully to light my ciggie as my ciggie has suddenly grown really really really long. After several attempts I managed to light my ciggie. I got up for a walk outside the garden (was in a village in a countryside backpacking).

Sat down on the ground and had a really meaningful 2 hour conversation with a rooster. I don't remember what we were talking about but that rooster, man, words of wisdom were literally spewing out of it's mouth.

I felt like I was having a conversation with Confucius or Gandhi. It was indeed a lifechanging and spiritual experience. :)
 
"It's good to not be your own fucking middleman."
-- Me candyflipping a couple years ago. This phrase was brought back several times throughout the night to cheer up people who'd gotten into negative thought loops, and is strongly associated with that night by a lot of people who participated in it.
 
straycatphizzle said:
"You don't get it. Wait! You get it. NO! you dont get it."
"Do I get it or not?"
"No, you never got it *giggles and looks out window"

"So I AM telepathic!"
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I had nearly this same conversation candy flipping with my friends one night. I was asking my friend if he "caught" what had happened, I dont remember what it was about anymore, but it lead to a telepathic conversation between the two of us.
 
"Don't shoot I'm not a moose"
I yelled this at a group of people when i was hiding in some bushes after a long night of drinking
"Yeh, a salt rock lamp is a salt rock with a lamp"
Me cutting into a conversation between two of my co-workers(both were managers) talking about salt rock lamps right after smoking a J.
 
High on weed and having just finished ordering pizza (after emphatically ensuring us that he would order that pizza perfectly), my friend hangs up the phone and exclaims "See, I ordered that persa peefectly!"

Even better, my brother the very first time we took acid and then smoked some mids: "I don't know, all I know is scratchin the ball is divine."

Man, this is making me incredibly nostalgic for tripping, I'm fucking dying for a good acid or 2C-E trip.
 
A few nights ago on 75mg MDA and 50mg MDMA:

"That tree is happy!"
"Now it's sad..."
"...Now its....Jar Jar binks?"

It really was Jar Jar...
 
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