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Greatest drug induced quotes....Trippin/rollin/stoned/doped/dusted LOL's go here!

friend was stoned and had to drive somewhere-

"hold on just give me 10 minutes to visualize this before i leave"
 
Friend while drunk and high "Guys, last time I was trippin on shroooms and went to take a piss.... I looked down and was like, wait... this isn't my dick"
 
"Whoa, check it out guys! I have HANDS!!" :D

I certainly did have an odd fascination with my hands when I was tripping, huh?

You forgot about "coming together, meeting in the middle, and eating a bunch of pills" =P Those were good times... can't believe you're actually on this forum. That it's really you. What a fuckin' trip, huh? ^^
 
While on a hit of strong acid at burningman, i was walking backwards through the desert, while my friends were walking forward (i wanted to talk to them and walk at the same time). It felt awesome, and I said "This one time at burningman, I was walking backwards through the desert high on acid!" and thought it was the funniest thing ever.

Many great quotes begin with "this one time at burningman..."
 
A bit ago, I just got back from vacation and was dopesick as a dog. My friend was holding onto a balloon for me, so naturally, first thing I did was haul over to his house, cook up and push off. After 10 or 15 seconds, I didn't feel anything, and started muttering about how I got punked and this shit was whack and blah blah blah. We started talking about something something entirely unrelated, and in mid sentence, my eyes rolled back in my head and in something in between a whisper and a squeal, I uttered...

"ITTTT'SSSSS WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!"

Then I proceeded to lie down on the floor and make a few carpet angels and didn't open my eyes til 10 the next morning.



I certainly did have an odd fascination with my hands when I was tripping, huh?

You forgot about "coming together, meeting in the middle, and eating a bunch of pills" =P Those were good times... can't believe you're actually on this forum. That it's really you. What a fuckin' trip, huh? ^^

Wow.. really?
Yes, that was in fact your quote. And no, I haven't forgotten. How could I ever forget that epic Kenny-ism?

Good job. :D
 
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"how the fuck would you drive to alaska" - my girl thought it was an island... mooorrrphinneee
"im so horny i want you to suck my dick" - my girl... again... thizzin...
 
A bit ago, I just got back from vacation and was dopesick as a dog. My friend was holding onto a balloon for me, so naturally, first thing I did was haul over to his house, cook up and push off. After 10 or 15 seconds, I didn't feel anything, and started muttering about how I got punked and this shit was whack and blah blah blah. We started talking about something something entirely unrelated, and in mid sentence, my eyes rolled back in my head and in something in between a whisper and a squeal, I uttered...

"ITTTT'SSSSS WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!"

Then I proceeded to lie down on the floor and make a few carpet angels and didn't open my eyes til 10 the next morning.





Wow.. really?
Yes, that was in fact your quote. And no, I haven't forgotten. How could I ever forget that epic Kenny-ism?

Good job. :D

Hixxy - A-Ha Ha Ha <3 Kenny was sure a nut, huh? You have to wonder whatever happened to that kid.

A few other of mine,

"My hands are eating popcorn" on shrooms. I'd say I love fun is one, but I say that all the time anyway.
 
Trying to stand up and walk to the bathroom after my first time on K, 'I feel like a really tall midget...'
 
a couple weeks ago i did some doses with my girl... she decided "because only fucked up stuff is what makes good art so it's arts fault we're fucked up"... haha
 
"how the fuck would you drive to alaska" - my girl thought it was an island... mooorrrphinneee

Much of southeast Alaska is only accessible by boat or plane; the residents live on islands or in ocean channel valleys.
 
Background: senior in high school, thats really fucking strict because its private
Two weeks ago, I walked into my AP psych class 20 minutes late really high. We can go off during lunch so I hit my bong and had some left over hash, from the previous night I smoked. I knew, I could barely speak, happens when Im really high. So I just walk in the late and just gave her all different expressions, as if i was talking, but was not and sat the fuck down. Didn't say anything in the class and had trouble walking outside after it was over.
 
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