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Greatest drug induced quotes....Trippin/rollin/stoned/doped/dusted LOL's go here!

via lots weed and about a fifth of Red Label on the subject of female sideline reporters for sports broadcasts - "Just because I objectify women doesn't mean that I don't support equal opportunity. True, I do treat women like chunks of meat, but I like meat and furthermore having this meat in the workplace is a lot more convenient. New York Strip Steaks and Pork Shoulders in high heels, pants suits and no panties man, the meat aisle is in the cubicle next to you."

I don't see what the big deal is but it had my friends in fucking stitches. One even pissed himself and we are lucky enough to have it on tape (if he ever betrays me he can expect a copy of the video recording in his boss's office within 48 hours).
 
About a high on those filthy piperazine pills doing the rounds these days, a friend said: "Jesus Christ, I'm absolutely Adolf Hitlered."
 
themindlessone said:
"The flaws of reality are in its seams."
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That is a great quote! I hope it will surface in my mind the next time I'm tripping out. I'd love to have some visuals related to that idea.

Myself and 3 friends all took a couple of hits of acid one night and tripped in my apartment. At one point when we were peaking we all decided to go for a walk outside.. Little did we know, one of us (R) stayed behind a few minutes to set some things up around the apartment to trip the rest of us out when we got back! When we come back like.. 4 hours later, there was a DVD intro screen looping on the TV and both our cats were lying on the couch.. it looked like they watched a movie while we were gone. We all just about died laughing. It took us awhile to figure out that R had actually done that before we left.. haha.

He also had those stickers that are like.. speech/thought bubbles you get for photo albums stuck all around the apartment. It was like a treasure hunt.. lol! One of them said "Are there SHARKS?!" ...I read that one and looked up all scared looking and I was like "..I fucking hope not!"

During the same trip but the next day, after we'd all been tripping for over 12 hours and were still all messed up and disoriented, R goes out to the kitchen and comes back in where the rest of us are, and he looks scared. He's like "Guys! There are like.. kids outside! They're outside the door selling cookies or some shit! I think they saw me look out!" ..None of us believed him since he was fucking with us all night but he was dead serious.
 
"Does anybody know anyone selling plums in the city, at this time like? Word has, I big shipment came in last week and flooded the streets with plums."

"Stay away from those, man, those can really fuck you up."

"What? How?"

"I know one guy who ate just one, and ended up in a wheel chair."

"Jesus!"

"Yeah, seriously, you shouldn't need plums to have a good night."

"Suppose you're right..."
 
so theres four of us in a minivan trippin on acid and rolls at 6 in the morning after a night of partyin hard, drivin down the highway

....with a torpedo between the seats.

in the haziness of the balloons, the driver gets off the highway and the van stops next to a pump at a BP station and he says

"IT WASNT A GAS STATION TILL WE PULLED UP"
 
I'm very drunk/high, and very not 21.

Cop: What's your name?
Me: Yeah, I'm fine, thank you for your service.
Cop: I asked you what your name was.
Me: No, really I'm fine. I'll talk to you later. [I walk away]

I guess he had bigger issues arresting my friend with the warrant cause he never even asked me for an ID (and I don't even look 21 now at 22).
 
I puked on the teachers shoes one morning in school after shooting up an 80, he asked ''Do you need to see the nurse?'' I replied ''for what?''
 
Friend on LSD + DXM listening to Rammstein for some reason when were all tripping, he suddenly pulls his headphones out and says; "I'm the dumbest person in this room, can anyone explain this to me?" we started laughing our asses off and he says, "Stop! you might die of laughter!".
 
my friend called while i was in the middle of a hardcore dxm trip last night, i attempted to get up off the bed to shut the door and was like "ooooooohhhhh noooooooooo" as i fell. LOL, good times.
 
"i dont know how i managed to do this, but i think my right brain and left brain are two different people. somebody let me borrow their corpus callosum."

ketamine's a hell of a drug.
 
"tagless t-shirts and pretzels are the best inventions ever"

"dude your cat is posessed, what are we gonna do? Do you have the number for a priest to perform an exorcism?"

"I smoked some weed that was laced, and I'm dead now. Don't do drugs, goodbye"- message I left to my g.f at the time.
 
Tinydancer said:
I went out with a friend and her bf...her bf got extremely high on coke and lots of e not to mention the few botttles of champers he drank. He was sitting in a chair, pale as a ghost, sweating like crazy. I said "um is he ok?"

His response..."Leave me alone girls. Im trying to look independent and cool"
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LOL serious LOL!

great thread
 
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John on LSD- "I see Jesus in the chessboard"
Chuck on Salvia 60x- "My eyes wont work"
Other John on LSD- "Talk to me in numbers" (after watching the first Matrix)
 
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