Going to Jail - Need to get massive.

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If some guys want to get you, they will get you, no matter how hard you will try to stop this.
You see...... these guys usually work in packs.... you won't see a single guy coming to you saying: "Hey! Suck my dick!" There will be four or five of them and no matter how big you are or how skilled you are in martial arts they will get what they want!!!!!
 
Yeah. Packs. People don't usually rape in packs unless you've managed to piss them all off at once. This isn't a fucking porno. This is prison.

Yeah, your roommate might get you to trust him. Then he'll tell someone to attack you and he'll come to your defense. Next thing you know its 1am and hes asking you to suck his dick or he's going to knock your teeth out so you can't bite.

Don't worry about 'packs' worry about individuals.
 
skoat said:
If this was OZ I'd be Adabesi, and you'd be Wagner. And I'd be fucking you in the ass. ;) TV is not real life.
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There was no "Wagner". It was Wangler...
And they never showed him ever been raped....
Anyway, what that TV series showed however was that absolutely no one was safe in jail!
Even big muscular guys or guys with money, connections,etc. were raped, tortured,humilliated or killed.
All the bad-asses like Adabesi,Schillinger,Hoyt,"El Cid", Morales,etc. were killed.

And this is also true in real-life.
Some fuck-nut could just sneak behind your back and stab you because he doesn't like how you look- stuff like this happens all the time.
 
It will always be Wagner.

Yeah, nobody is safe in jail. You're wrong about 'finding' someone to protect you. You don't get it yet, so let me send it home. You have to protect yourself. Nobody owes you anything, even if they act like they do.
 
TekHazard said:
kreggs im guessin from the way you type your in the uk, can you explain how they caught up with you, was it a simple controlled drop kg of 4mmc from asia hits customs delayed 24hours and then you sign with 2mins later
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Nah not the UK mate, Australia - Melbourne.

If it was the UK the package would have come through regardless and I'd probably be dead from overdose by now.

It's funny how things work out. I guess even the worst things can be a blessing.
 
Hey mate, eat plenty of food, the suggestions before like fish, chicken, creatine...remember to give your body some rest aswell, if you go to hard and dont let your body recover you will fuck yourself up potentially.
 
uhh steroids dont actually make you stronger. and if you think your gonna get fucked then your gonna get yo mud pushed. find a group and dont act like a bitch when your fucked with
 
Hey mate,

I've been training for a while now, juiced up a shit load. Steroids will make you stronger, but you will loose some size when you stop your cycle. Basically, if you're high bodyfat you'll wanna shred up and gain some muscle at the same time. Look into carb cycling. I'll suggest a testosterone/trenbolone cycle so you can gain muscle and shred at the same time, but that'll mostly depend on your diet. Try to stick to around 40/40/20 nutrition plan of carbs/proteins/fats while minimalizing your carbs on off days (carb cycling).

Around 750mg of test a week and 400mg of trenbolone acetate will do you wonders. If you can throw in some dianabol/anadrol that'd be good too. If you're feeling crazy you can hit up some insulin, it's the most anabolic compound out there, but it's potentially lethal, so I don't recommend it.

It's all in the diet man, make sure you eat a shit load of healthy food and do your cardio. Make sure you do your research on any chemical you take, as they can all do you a lot of damage.

EDIT: I also forgot to mention Post Cycle Therapy. That's basically the period of your cycle that you use SERMS and AIs to combat lower estogen or stop estrogen rebound. Read into it. You'll want something like Nolvadex, clomid, or arimadex. There's way more out there. If you don't PCT you could end up with titties.
 
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Why dont you just work your muscle as is to get lean and number 1 fact learn how to fight because if you get in a fight (chances are you will) you will have to stand your ground and keep swinging (kicking if you can) until someone stops it. Beat someone to fuck or get your head smashed in its all the same they will respect you as long as you "take it like a man" DO NOT ACT SCARED! Seriously learn how to fight I suggest boxing or maybe you can find someone to teach you Ledrit if youre out of the states.
 
train ass muscles . be able to bust walnuts with your cheeks .
seriously if it's doing a bit in medium security stir - rape happens but they just knock a guy out, beat him unconscious and take his brown eye.

there exists the option of convincing them on intake that one is and has been suicidal . they stick you in administrative segregation locked down alone for 23 hours or so . shower area in general population is where a guy will get shanked in a jail . seen 'em use the temple piece off a pair of eye glasses and do a mutts neck bad.
 
krieegs said:
Ok so the title pretty much says it all. I'm pretty sure I'm going to go to jail because I imported a kilogram of Mephedrone into the country - and apparently it was quite illegal.

I have trained before, however that was a few years ago and have let myself go quite a lot. I currently weight about 100kg, but at my peak I was smashing 90kg on the bench, but only weighed ~75.

I am 22, and need to know what to ask/look out for to achieve the largest gains possible in the next few months. I haven't got the first Idea where to look either - but I'm not exactly going to head down to my local gym and ask the biggest cunt there if hes got any gear either so - any advice is appreciated.

I also want to lose the weight I'm carrying at the moment.
Also, I'll be fully supplimenting roids with a hardcore training regime and nutrition, and if you have any reccomendations on what legal suppliments I should add please fire away.

Thanks for your help. Make me Arnie.
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1. Dianabol, Deca Durabolin, Testosterone enanthate and cypionate, Anadrol are all the favorites for bulking.
2. You will not get in many fights unless they stick you with the kids.
3. Consider learning to fight also.
 
Elesde718 said:
uhh steroids dont actually make you stronger. and if you think your gonna get fucked then your gonna get yo mud pushed. find a group and dont act like a bitch when your fucked with
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You have greater chances of getting your "mud pushed" on the street, than on the inside.
 
To OP: Sorry all these people are being dicks bro. Its a scary thing knowing youre gonna get locked up and Im assuming most of these guys have never experienced it. Main thing is just mind your own business and never show any weakness. I am just worried that if you do a cycle that you wont have enough time for PCT.

IF YOU CANT DO POST CYCLE THERAPY FORGET ABOUT IT!!!

If you stop the roids with no PCT your test levels will drop heavily and your plan will totally backfire. If you wanna bulk up maybe run some test, but make sure you hit the weights hard during the cycle and do all the PCT (nolvedex, NAC, milk thistle) you can while still working out hard to maintain your gains.

Good luck man I hope it works out for you.
 
Hey mate signed in after a couple of years just to tell you this:

No rape in aussie jails, just doesn't happen mate. We aren't fucking pooftas like the americans. I spent fair amount of time in aussie prison and have to say everyone are huge homophobes, kind of like our normal population. first time I went to aussie prison I was shit scared, thinking that people would be raping me like in the tv shows. I was defintly happy to find out this wasn't the case.

NO ONE WILL RAPE YOU IN AN AUSSIE PRISON, SO RELAX!!!

The prison guards are usually right onto fights, the only danger is if you really piss someone off they will toothbrush you but I mean you have to be a real dumbfuck to have someone sharpen a toothie just to kill ya!

Don't listen to these morons too, if you walk into an aussie jail with your chest out looking like your an up yourself idiot, you will get put down. Just walk in normal with a 'she'll be right attitude' be polite and you will be fine.

Also abos, islanders, chinese aint your mates, but again politeness goes along way. Being rude and tough will get you fucked up pretty quick.

The main issue with rape is after jail everyone acts like you were fucked in all your holes coz they seen it on tv and I must be lieing to say jail rape is overblown.


So my advice is, lift a couple of weights but don't go nuts, relax, learn to meditate to keep you busy in your cell (boredom is the scary part about jail, sometimes I felt like I would die of boredom) and stop stressing. It is kinda just like school again, except kids in school are crueler than prisoners :)
 
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australian prison you be fine, its actually chilled and laid back believe it or not.

you get your own shower in your room etc.

Unless your a rapist or an annoying goose with ADHD you be sweet
 
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