Going to Jail - Need to get massive.

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what does fear smell like? Shit? I read the body gives off hormones when in fear that says please don't come near me because I smell funny.
 
I don't know shit about roids, but relax. I've been in prison, it really isn't much like the movies. You'll possibly die of boredom, that probably the worst that will happen.
 
You will look like a total dumbass getting off cycle while in jail. You'll lose a lot of waterweight and might get depressed. How will you do proper pct? This is going to look so stupid that even nice people in jail will fuck with you.. It's just a recipe for disaster.
 
If I was going to prison I'd put my lifting routine on hold and start training MMA or some form of martial art daily.

Functional strength >>>>>>>>> BB size/strength

Doesnt matter how 'big' you get because there are always going to be guys bigger than you and eventually you're going to have to throw down.
 
Tren Ace, Gram of test prop, Winny

If you have extra cash flow throw in 8IU of HGH, and IGF-3 R3

eat 500g protein a day
 
GlassAss420 said:
You'll prolly be fine, i come accross as kinda weak and i did fine in a med-max wing in cook county jail, thats chicago's cityn lookup, was a lot of gangbangers but i was left alone 1 or two guys would bug me for some commisary and i was nice here and there with it
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Division 6 brah??

So OFF TOPIC..haha.
 
I'm overwhelmed with the amount of help you guys have given me so thank you very much.

Wish me luck guys. I just lost my job so looks like I won't be able to afford SHIT anyway.

For the guy that asked me how I got caught - I told the stupid fucking nip faggot chinese cunt to write HI-COPOLYMARIDE (sp), with a value of $5 on the package.

Anyway as it turned out he wrote something else, and that was what triggered customs to spot test the substance. It was the discrepancy between what I claimed was in the package on the phone, and what was written on the customs declaration that arose suspicion.

I can say with certainty if my passport wasn't barred right now I would be in china paying the FUCKING STUPID CUNT A VISIT.

At the end of the day I know I have nobody to blame than myself. I accept responsibility for what happened - however - in my defense the only reason I ordered the shit at all was because I was unaware that analogue laws existed - which was pure ignorance on my behalf. Also - I will add that all decisions made were made in a period of approximately one month.

One month from the first bump of mephedrone to ordering a full kilo. That shit really got me charging. I was off my trolly for about three months straight, and the package got seized in about the second month. I got off the shit and about 2 weeks later my parents got a knock on the door at 7am and their house was raided by about 12 cars of feds and customs agents, dogs, the works.

Luckily I had been kicked out of home about a week earlier and the police didnt know. They got a warrant for my apartment only after I got there before them - which is the sole reason I am not in jail as we speak ;)

As I said earlier wish me luck.
I made my bed and - it looks like it could be a fucking long sleep.
 
Naw Division 5, same thing i hear..

"I don't know shit about roids, but relax. I've been in prison, it really isn't much like the movies. You'll possibly die of boredom, that probably the worst that will happen."

quoted for truth..
 
If you live in a racially diverse area you pretty much gotta join your race, it doesn't matter if you're prejudiced or not, in prison that's your team and they have your back. If you try to go it alone you will lose. That's more important than size.

I'm from the us by the way so it may be a little different in australia.
 
I saw this movie, there was this guy that lost his mind, he was sick of being a normal citizen. He went out at night and ditched his wife to go to some strip club and get a BJ for like $100, said na. He then followed this black dude to get some drugs but the black guy mugged him, then later he bought a knife by pawning his wedding ring, and another black guy mugged him he sliced his face open with the brass knuckle part of the knife and the knife itself. Later, he got caught yelling at a woman and lying to the police, and was found to be guilty of killing a young girl (who he had sex with). He went to prison, and this black man starts kicking his ass because he won't suck the black dudes dick. Subtitles read, "month later," It shows the same two people in prison talking, and the white guy kissed the black guy goodnight.


Haha that's you, you better pump some iron, people are intimidated by big fat arms. You should also look up techniques online to see what to do if punches are thrown at you. You need to be able to put a jungle bunny down, make him eat shit, but that'll only lead to him kicking your ass while your sleeping...

Why must "Bubba" be so aggressive?
 
And don't cheat in your fights, that'll piss them off and only want to kill you in your sleep, which is beyond easy to do. When I dig my thumbs into your neck, you can't fight back, you'll instinctively grab my arms and try to push me away, which won't do a damn thing. You're dead, if I want you dead. Too bad, so sad.

[edit - keep the racist slander out - leftwing]
 
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And don't cheat in your fights, that'll piss them off and only want to kill you in your sleep, which is beyond easy to do. When I dig my thumbs into your neck, you can't fight back, you'll instinctively grab my arms and try to push me away, which won't do a damn thing. You're dead, if I want you dead. Too bad, so sad.

[edit - racial slur]
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As far as I'm concerned there is absolutely no merit in anything you just said.
 
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krieegs said:
As far as I'm concerned there is absolutely no merit in anything you just said.
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LOL. Yea man. What the fuck was that even? To the op: good luck buddy. Just look people in the eye but don't stare em down. Just mind your own business. Do your own shit. It's most likely people won't do shit to you if you mind your own business. But here's the trick: don't look like a bitch. One good trick is to bring in a bible and act like a super religious person. People respect that; and they are probably afraid to fuck a priest. No pun intended.
 
kreggs im guessin from the way you type your in the uk, can you explain how they caught up with you, was it a simple controlled drop kg of 4mmc from asia hits customs delayed 24hours and then you sign with 2mins later
 
flat line said:
obest advise...mind your own, do not get involved with any drug trade in there...always leads to an ass beat. and stfu, look and listen b4 you speak. you do these things and your fine.
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Alright mate, I read through you're whole thread and this advice should be taken seriously. Don't do 'tits'/drugs in jail. And if its just jail and not prison stfu. Prison on the other hand can be deadly. Look and listen before you speak, wiser words have not been spoken.

Good luck, mate.
 
done loads of prison as a young guy and i will give ya one bit of info...first person that trys to steal/rough ya up ya attack them like ya life depends on it, screws will split it up within 90 seconds and no one will bother ya again, i know it sounds a little harsh but it works..i know big hard guys who's prison lives were fucking miserable cos of bullying
 
Find yourself a man in prison who can protect you...

Also, start training your ass-hole just in case.
Start with a finger, than two, than insert longer and thicker objects. I am not gay but I inserted various stuff up my butt just out of curiosity. It's not that bad if you know how to relax.
Good luck!
 
^don't listen to this guy unless you like sucking dick.

Scooby has is right, first guy that tries to take whats yours, gets it as hard as you can bring it. Maybe thats not much, but those other men will make note of the fact that you didn't roll over like a bitch.

Anyone can get on they're knees.
 
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