I like your attitude on this forum, not taking shit or lectures. It is a good prison attitude. Watch yourself. Rape doesn't really happen unless you are a skinny hairless white boy. Just use roids and work out like crazy, eat tons of protein. And get creatine, it is legal and really works.
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Going to Jail - Need to get massive.
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you will be fine think of it as a time away to exercise your body and to read books and gain knowledge so you come out more fit and smarter, choose to be in mainstream not protection, what was your charges for that import may I ask?
You might only go for a few months to a year man, im guessing
You might only go for a few months to a year man, im guessing
dirtyoldman
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what to do... legally
lots of protein,
work out hard eod
cardio eod (i.e. the days you're not doing iron)
sleep 8 hours a day
no alcohol
the basics
lots of protein,
work out hard eod
cardio eod (i.e. the days you're not doing iron)
sleep 8 hours a day
no alcohol
the basics
theartofwar
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"steroids dont make you stronger"
you have a shit source. lol.
you have a shit source. lol.
supertrooper
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You dont need gear you need to sew your asshole together so all you'll have to do is suck a cock in the shower
TheGlimmaMan
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First, how long is your sentence, and what type of facility are you being sent to? And I know Australia has some of the toughest customs on this planet, which is why very few guys ship gear to your country, and those that do, dont offer insurance as they arent reshipping. Actually, I just read about how 15 million tabs of xtc was found in cans of tomatoes coming from Italy, with a street value of roughly 300 million US, dont know what you charge down under for a disco biscuit mate, but here is what I can tell you what I know about jail from what Ive seen in documentaries and some personal experience
Ive seen MSNBC specials on prison in Australia, and I do believe that there really only one main facility in Australia, even all the Aborigines were sent there, and these guys were being allowed to cook kangaroo tail, as that is apparently a delicacy to them. Lemme tell you you dont get that kind of treatment in the US, or the guhlogs in Russia.
You realize that even by using meythltrienelone, which is 120x more anabolic, and 60x more androngenic than test is, that with all that brute strength once you come off its gone in a matter of weeks. So what and where your logic of bulking up to try and be the big man in the pen is coming from, is not coming from the right place. I understand you are scared, and you should be Im not gonna sugar coat it for you, Ive been inside before, not for long stretches but even a minute in a cell will make the hardest man cry, unless they are a genuine psychopath, whom are incapable of fear, and ur clearly lot and I wouldnt attempt to show that side or any other than who you are.
Here in the states, its all about race, whites, blacks, northern mexicans and southern mexicans those are the politics here, I cant speak for Australia. What I can tell you, is that dont ever back down the second they see fear they will own you, but never start shit as you will be a target, and the bigger a guy is the more chance some skinny fucking sureno, or ms-13 blood, or crip is gonna try and makes his bones with you. Meaning hes gonna shank ur ass, to impress his fucking crew. Sadly, in jail sometimes you do need to join a gang to survive, and you may be made to do shit that repulses you, or would have never thought of doing in ur life, but by doing it you may just be saving ur life. Again, these are all the politics of prison life.
That is the darkest side of all that shit, seeming as though uve been caught with drugs, and this is your first arrest, or your first conviction, there is a good chance you may not be going to a max security facility, and if you arent, then all of what I just spoke of may not apply, some will, but guys doing time in min to medium facilities are getting out, and they want to get out as fast as possible, so there is less looking for trouble, less fights and more people just doing their time as clean as can be, so when the parole board comes around, just like in grade school you have a gold star on ur file, and ur ass can get out.
If you luck out you will have a cellie thats into working out, you will use each others bodyweight for some exercises, the mattress rolls up pretty well and you can do some good core work with that, and I mean building a solid mid section. A gallon of water weighs 8lbs, or a little less than 4 kilos, so this way you know how much weight you have to curl, or use for tricep work.
Look man, Im the big guy these lil fucks have gone after and I did what I had to, plain and simple. Primal instinct will take over, do not be fooled by anyone that wants to be ur buddy off the bat, you will wind up carrying shanks out to the yard in your ass, and you may wind up being passed around like a cum dumpster if you dont stand up for yourself, but again to look for it, but if it does see you never blink. And bro, if you cant take any of this, ask for protective custody, you will be locked down 23hrs a day, but there is very little to no chance of any harm coming to you. Hell if you do wind up in PC, act a lil looney you might get lucky and get daily shots of thorazine, and you can do ur time drooling and unaware of what the fuck is going on around you. In all seriousness, I wish you luck man. Just do your time, and leave that place and it will be over before you know it
Ive seen MSNBC specials on prison in Australia, and I do believe that there really only one main facility in Australia, even all the Aborigines were sent there, and these guys were being allowed to cook kangaroo tail, as that is apparently a delicacy to them. Lemme tell you you dont get that kind of treatment in the US, or the guhlogs in Russia.
You realize that even by using meythltrienelone, which is 120x more anabolic, and 60x more androngenic than test is, that with all that brute strength once you come off its gone in a matter of weeks. So what and where your logic of bulking up to try and be the big man in the pen is coming from, is not coming from the right place. I understand you are scared, and you should be Im not gonna sugar coat it for you, Ive been inside before, not for long stretches but even a minute in a cell will make the hardest man cry, unless they are a genuine psychopath, whom are incapable of fear, and ur clearly lot and I wouldnt attempt to show that side or any other than who you are.
Here in the states, its all about race, whites, blacks, northern mexicans and southern mexicans those are the politics here, I cant speak for Australia. What I can tell you, is that dont ever back down the second they see fear they will own you, but never start shit as you will be a target, and the bigger a guy is the more chance some skinny fucking sureno, or ms-13 blood, or crip is gonna try and makes his bones with you. Meaning hes gonna shank ur ass, to impress his fucking crew. Sadly, in jail sometimes you do need to join a gang to survive, and you may be made to do shit that repulses you, or would have never thought of doing in ur life, but by doing it you may just be saving ur life. Again, these are all the politics of prison life.
That is the darkest side of all that shit, seeming as though uve been caught with drugs, and this is your first arrest, or your first conviction, there is a good chance you may not be going to a max security facility, and if you arent, then all of what I just spoke of may not apply, some will, but guys doing time in min to medium facilities are getting out, and they want to get out as fast as possible, so there is less looking for trouble, less fights and more people just doing their time as clean as can be, so when the parole board comes around, just like in grade school you have a gold star on ur file, and ur ass can get out.
If you luck out you will have a cellie thats into working out, you will use each others bodyweight for some exercises, the mattress rolls up pretty well and you can do some good core work with that, and I mean building a solid mid section. A gallon of water weighs 8lbs, or a little less than 4 kilos, so this way you know how much weight you have to curl, or use for tricep work.
Look man, Im the big guy these lil fucks have gone after and I did what I had to, plain and simple. Primal instinct will take over, do not be fooled by anyone that wants to be ur buddy off the bat, you will wind up carrying shanks out to the yard in your ass, and you may wind up being passed around like a cum dumpster if you dont stand up for yourself, but again to look for it, but if it does see you never blink. And bro, if you cant take any of this, ask for protective custody, you will be locked down 23hrs a day, but there is very little to no chance of any harm coming to you. Hell if you do wind up in PC, act a lil looney you might get lucky and get daily shots of thorazine, and you can do ur time drooling and unaware of what the fuck is going on around you. In all seriousness, I wish you luck man. Just do your time, and leave that place and it will be over before you know it
ipawilzon
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If you are looking to bulk up really fast, and going for mass this is it:
1. Get a base (which you should already have.
2. Get about 30 amps of Test E (testosterone enanthate). I suggest this brand: Testosterone Enanthate by Schering. it contains 250 mg per amp (actually it contains more because it is such high quality).
3. get 10 amps of Winstrol or Deca (Deca has worse side effect so I suggest winstrol) to stack on top (Winstrol is a cutter and Deca is a bulker). The winnie it will define your muscles and help with you looking more intimidating lol.
3. Do 1cc of winstrol a week for 10 weeks. And for the test for the first week just do 1cc (amp every monday and thurs), after the first week, move up to 1 1/2 cc's every monday and thurs while still doing one cc of the stacker (Winstrol or Deca). Do this for 10 weeks. on the 8th week you need to start taking your anti-estrogen meds. go to ar-r.com and buy Clomid. Take one and a half dropper fu;; of the clomid every other day for the last two weeks.
The reason for the Clomid is so your nuts wont shrink and your muscles will stay and the MOST IMPORTANT THING... IT HELPS YOUR NUTS FROM SHRINKING. So basicaly it stops you form getting "bitch tits" bc estrogen will start flooding your system and the clomid will stop it.
I know there will be alot of people who disagree with this method, but it worked for me, and it is a basic and fast way to get big. This is a crash course, and I hope this helps.
1. Get a base (which you should already have.
2. Get about 30 amps of Test E (testosterone enanthate). I suggest this brand: Testosterone Enanthate by Schering. it contains 250 mg per amp (actually it contains more because it is such high quality).
3. get 10 amps of Winstrol or Deca (Deca has worse side effect so I suggest winstrol) to stack on top (Winstrol is a cutter and Deca is a bulker). The winnie it will define your muscles and help with you looking more intimidating lol.
3. Do 1cc of winstrol a week for 10 weeks. And for the test for the first week just do 1cc (amp every monday and thurs), after the first week, move up to 1 1/2 cc's every monday and thurs while still doing one cc of the stacker (Winstrol or Deca). Do this for 10 weeks. on the 8th week you need to start taking your anti-estrogen meds. go to ar-r.com and buy Clomid. Take one and a half dropper fu;; of the clomid every other day for the last two weeks.
The reason for the Clomid is so your nuts wont shrink and your muscles will stay and the MOST IMPORTANT THING... IT HELPS YOUR NUTS FROM SHRINKING. So basicaly it stops you form getting "bitch tits" bc estrogen will start flooding your system and the clomid will stop it.
I know there will be alot of people who disagree with this method, but it worked for me, and it is a basic and fast way to get big. This is a crash course, and I hope this helps.
I know nothing about prison life nor do I have any experience with steroids, so my opiion is essentially moot, but I'll try to help anyway.
As far as 'roids go, I'll leave that so someone who knows what they're talking about. As for training, there are videos and occasionally classes one can take that teach the basics of prison fighting. Pretty much a ghetto versio of Krav Maga, teachig you how to take someone out as quickly and effortlessly as possible. Not only will such training help you if you're ever put in a fight-or-flight situation, but such knowledge will give you more confidence than any amount of muscle can. Train your strength, there's no point in bulking yourself up if you can't defend your ass (hopefully just figuratively) in a pinch.
As for time inside, all I can suggest is to be polite, hit the weights as much as possible and try to make friends without falling in to debt to anyone. Ignore the rape shit, you're more than likely going to a white collar prison full of other first offenders trying to get out as fast as possible.
As far as 'roids go, I'll leave that so someone who knows what they're talking about. As for training, there are videos and occasionally classes one can take that teach the basics of prison fighting. Pretty much a ghetto versio of Krav Maga, teachig you how to take someone out as quickly and effortlessly as possible. Not only will such training help you if you're ever put in a fight-or-flight situation, but such knowledge will give you more confidence than any amount of muscle can. Train your strength, there's no point in bulking yourself up if you can't defend your ass (hopefully just figuratively) in a pinch.
As for time inside, all I can suggest is to be polite, hit the weights as much as possible and try to make friends without falling in to debt to anyone. Ignore the rape shit, you're more than likely going to a white collar prison full of other first offenders trying to get out as fast as possible.
Panabol
Greenlighter
I can guarantee it's the wrong thing to do in the long term, but if you want solid size and strength gains, and the safest option for your first cycle (12 weeks):
Test. E Weeks 1-12 pinning 250mg E3.5D
Pct weeks 13-14 - day 1 clomid @ 200mg, tamoxifen @ 40mg, day 2-11 clomid @ 50mg, tamox @ 20mg and next 10 days tamox @ 20mg
Arimidex 0.5mg E3.5D 1-12
HCG (optional) @ 500IU (250IU E3.5D) 1-10
Get some CEL Cycle Assist to help you with your cycles. Follow safe pinning procedures
good luck
But even across these 12 weks you will not come anywhere close to arnie. Steroids do not make you freaky big overnight. That takes years of hard training and a good diet on top of proper steroid use
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actually having small nuts and losing his libido are good things ,,especially if he does get his shittt pussshhed baccck,,atleast there be no chance he'll enjoy it
Panabol
Greenlighter
Testicles will not shrink if OP uses HCG, and that is reversible
libido suppression will not be present if PCT is properly executed
TheGlimmaMan
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you honestly have no clue how to use steroids do you? nor too many people on this site, YOU DONT NEED AN AI WITH SUCH LOW DOSES OF TESET YOUR BBODY NEEDS THE ESTROGEN.
Clomid and Novla for PCT, why? please explain your logic in that? Clomid, one thing is all, novla on hand IN CASE should gyno come about.
I see the same crap regurgitated on this site. This guy is going to fucking prison, he hasnt answered to the thread since it was originally posted so why we bother on here is beyond me, and unless this guy stayed for a straight year, and took in 7k calories a day, and did nothing but train 24?7, he might walk into a prison with some difference, but everyone and their 500mgs of test a week cycles, for 3 months, give mea break all ready. The gains he makes he will struggle keeping ince his caloric intake will be such shit on the inside, its 3 hots and a cot, there is no snack time or protein shake.
You can however keep putting these ideas in his head, maybbe he will use something, he'll puff his chest out at the wrong guy, and that night a 30 car train of men, will venture through the dark tunnel he calls his asshole.
You wanna help him, stop giving him advice. None of you have popped up with anything mind blowing, nor havent said what someone else has except in a different context, if you know about prison raise ur hand *mine is up* STEROIDS ARENT !! the answer, him using his mind and keep his mouth shut, stays with his own race and like I aid before, dont you ever back down from a fight, if you have to jam a screwdriver up ur ass to get it out in the yard to do battle, you better bring it, or else you could very well turn into the prisons very own gimp.
I suggest locking this thread before anymore unsound advice is given, and this poor SOB hurts himself, or gets hurt by taking the bad advice handed out at every turn. Honestly, just saw guys posting their best lil creations to show they know what time it is, well wind ur fucking watch, cause you are way the fuck off with the advice given in this topic, and Im not speaking directly to the guy I quoted, im talking to everyone who gave roid advice, and nothing more.
You can get heaps of legal testosterone enhancers and weight gainers from the aussie site ''mr suppliment'' ..that is if you have the time to order it and have it delivered before you get thrown in jail. I've had a few friends in prison, mostly for minor things.. they said they kept to themselves mostly and no one really paid any attention to them.
And while on the topic of jail...
America, land of the free and home of the brave!
Its a good point, but slightly misleading. Its much easier to get caught in the United States compared to most other countries (we have more cops basically). Also, our jails are much better then most other countries, as sad of a statement as that is.
Anyways, in Prison I would think that intelligence would be your greatest asset. You don't see idiots doing to well often. Instead of trying to bulk, get a good lawyer and work on your defense. Spending the least amount of time in the clink should be your goal... not "getting massive". If you can prove that your really did believe that importing the chemical was not illegal then I'd think that would help.
Make this a one time thing only.
alterego.shadow
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You should work on kegel exercises for your anus. That way when bubba has his rod inside you, you can really milk it. This will make you very popular.
crpwilliam
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good luck my friend!
Areyoutrippin
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dude i dont know if ur in jail right now but take them fucking roids get fucking massive creatine is also awesome you could skip de roids but yes the roids will get you thougher FUCK THE GOV 4 sending you to jail good luck mate FREE MARK EMERY
hobhead
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i have seen a skinny dude with a pedo sheet get knocked the fuck out in the laundry room and pumped by three cons . that was in a medium security lockup in colorado.
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