@Zopiclone bandit is a Black Country man. Don't lump him in with the Brummies.
As an aside, I'm gonna fucking kill you all.
while bluelight is moderated pretty lightly compared to many online communities, there is not, and nor has there ever been, free speech on bluelight.
right. i believe that we set the bar pretty reasonably in terms of what can and can not be said.
i think that you can say what you want. within reason.
onwards and upwards
alasdair
i agree it's a simple concept. i disagree that they're idiots or have a single brain cell![]()
1 last thing my brother......
can you post to mal3ovent
"ZB seen your post and he laughed, he said this is one we both know"
I like it when I sleep funny and then can't move because my back is in crippling agony for weeks afterwards, they joys of middle agemanaged to freeze/sprain my left shoulder while sitting in a chair doing nothing last evening, painful night not a great morning
Decided to ignore it and did a full days work before going for beer and spliffs with friends at 4pm until lateI like it when I sleep funny and then can't move because my back is in crippling agony for weeks afterwards, they joys of middle age
Hope you get better soon!
I've just discovered extended release ibuprofen, amazing stuff, doesn't seem to give me indigestion either
I know most people have not got the time to waste reading or listening to the rubbish I post but its important to remind everyone that people like this still exist and they have important points to make about the state of the world...
lucky git!Skipped lunch and dinner and have just woken up totally healed, no ache at all, which is great![]()

"McNeil claimed that Pablo was "dehydrated"Man caught in car with ยฃ14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail
Only in Scotland
Clicky on the massive linky for pure comedy joy![]()

How is a judge so blatantly stupid! Pablo is probably dead now to be fair wasnโt it 2023?HANG ON...I was so engrossed in Pablogate that I missed the actual article altogether barring that part
So, 14k worth drugs in the car, the driver got done for DUI, fined and community service but missed the sentencing for possession with intent, and passenger was done for same but only got community service?? For being guilty of 14k drugs with intent???
Cops found what sounds like crack pipes and recognised the drugs were not persy...driver was wasted and their defence was simply they were unaware of said big ol' drug bag in their car...WTF. I'd have thought they'd get serious custodial just for taking the piss!
Judge has to have been as intoxicated / distracted by the Pablogate scenario as much as I was when I first read the article for sure (as was the reporter seemingly!). It has to either be that or these guys have been bleating like lambs (more topical than 'squealing like piggies' in this scenario) EDIT - they didn't grass Pablo up though, he's not been arrested
So, if anyone reading were to be (theoretically obviously) pootling around with thousands ยฃ's drugs in the car well, they now know what to do! Get yourself a lamb and a bag of chips (what, no deep fried mars bars?) and psy-ops the court with wild tales of it's adventures, hit the judge in the feels and the humours
If that's a real pic of Pablo well, he's a handsome lamb that's for sure, which may also have helped. Would an old ugly scraggy (skaggy?) highland sheep have had as much effect? Pablo-lamb now elevated to demi-god status for those lucky fuckers no doubt. Fantastic tale for the grandkids.