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🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 Gibberings ver. CCXIX - "what's new, c*nty chops?"

Had a bloods appointment today. Nurse was good, no pain even in my left arm.

At one point she (a Muslim) said she could feel a lot of kindness coming from me.

I had no heart to tell her I'm actually a devil worshipping scumbag.
Fucking hell, you are literally the only other person I've met who's phone's autocorrect changes 'jizz' to 'kindness'.

Glad it's not just me.
 
@BadBoy377 @placebonaut @ageingpartyfiend @Shambles @F.U.B.A.R.
Check this, Shambles please play this for Sadie, I am so eager to read what she makes of this.

And now you know the difference between those Cunts from Birmingham with their Queens English compared to us from Dudley, Lye, Cradley Heath etc.

All regional accents can and do change a hell lot in 50 years though, they are constantly evolving.

I bet you, or even more so teenagers, all from the exact same area, sound very different to that old school, old timer, in that video.

And that will apply to nearly every regional accent in the country.
 
"A language is a dialect with a navy and an army".

Raise your Black Country banners, fire up your Black Country smelters, reopen your Black Country shipyards, and claim your language! English is well overdue usurpation.
 
(mid-atlantic accent apparently)
(drugged out in America - always source from a friend in the hood...one who lives there)
(I went to a very high end British school, but it wasn't a boarding school thank fuck...some hyperbole here).
(Very realistic because I myslef would cringe at the "peace brother" after the fact)
(Nigerian, true, but mildly racist given my race)
https://voca.ro/1754MLk6V1tX (The Chinese I said was "I have some good 'medication' very clean, come! come! - DON'T DO DRUGS IN CHINA LECTURE INCLUDED)
https://voca.ro/1l7Cf8o90sK3 (Hypothetical extremely conservative Bangladeshi seeking Asylum in Hong kong and selling fake watches and shitty hash just to get by...hypothetically...the mint tea and interesting/perspectives and convos may have been the best part).
https://voca.ro/195DYX650ENd
https://voca.ro/1fRip6V5xo3s (Maybe scoring in a sketchy Parisian district...when barely speaking French. You'd be surprised what you can accomplish with maybe 20 words of French vocab, a 3 day beard and an old hoodie...You may get rejected if you are in a dress shirt and are a native white French man...lol. Translation of what I said: "I need some shit...the frappe (hash) or the herb (weed), 5, 5, 5... the weed the weed, *something I said that is indecipherable by me even with replaying the recording*, have a good day, have a good day"
https://voca.ro/1lS8Z1vFGW9g Ending on a forgotten and kind of sub par note because i'm high (maybe) and can't remember Thai properly - this is very foreigner shit and I feel ashamed. Translation: "Hello, I'm drunk and high, actually just drunk drunk drunk, drunk and high? *Takes hypothetical joint from friend*
https://voca.ro/15R38pz07k28 (More shame because the Irish accent is so fun and infectious... and my best mates were Irish growing up! But I do need someone Irish around me for a solid hour or two before I become de facto wannabe Irish with a passable accent).

Anyways, I made this post for fun, the hypothetical gear is better than expected and if there are FEDS or other alphabet agencies listening...good luck with me talking to myself like a loon... there was totally not an international criminal syndicate in my living room...lol)
 
Someone better appreciate the insanity I posted above... IT TOOK MEMORY RECALL WHILE A SOLID 8/10 on the IMPAIRMENT scale. COME CORRECT EADD! No lunatics up at 12:39 LDN time on a Monkey Monday?


I miss 2009 BL. Don't miss where I was at, at the time though... Guess I'll take the trade... Wish we could at least get back to Covid BL tbh. I'll stick around for now though, still worth it, even if I help one person in a legit way or learn more. I have hope we can help one another...

It's hard out here for an idealist! Pragmatism and realism makes me sad at times... I recognize the need for it...it still hurts the dreamer in me that we "can't" all be happy and fulfilled on this planet we all share.
 
Someone better appreciate the insanity I posted above... IT TOOK MEMORY RECALL WHILE A SOLID 8/10 on the IMPAIRMENT scale. COME CORRECT EADD! No lunatics up at 12:39 LDN time on a Monkey Monday?
good effort, I was impressed!

Well Done Clapping GIF by MOODMAN
 
"Doveryay, no proveryay" (доверяй, но проверяй)
"Trust, but verify" - Russian Proverb.
Had a Russian housemate once who respected me for not being overly extroverted. If I smiled it was okay and sincere. Whereas a lot of other people were considered disrespectful and / or vulgar.

She was a nightmare though, in many ways.
 
Had a Russian housemate once who respected me for not being overly extroverted. If I smiled it was okay and sincere. Whereas a lot of other people were considered disrespectful and / or vulgar.
When the Russian lot tested AMT one of the effects they listed was "inappropriate smiling"
It's meant to be very rude in Russian culture to show emotions on the face, I can relate to their views in so many ways.

The tales of Baba Yaga is amazing too, only the Russian people who live way out in the woods could come up with Baba Yaga.
One of the best podcasts on Thoth-Hermes was with Natasha Helvin who was there to push her books, that episode was the best thing they ever did imho & she was from East Ukraine but spoke Russian, her mannerism came across so much on that interview, you got the vibe she takes no shit.
 
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