🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 Gibberings ver. CCXIX - "what's new, c*nty chops?"

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Protip: fill a pint glass or jug with water and ice and pop it behind the fan. Budget AC.

Yeh, I've heard of that, never tried it though. I'd probably fuckin electrocute myself.

 

[Shinji Ikari]

I'd probably fuckin electrocute myself.

It's a high risk high reward lifehack for sure but the potential upside is immense.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I'm being serious here, these people should have been a blowjob.
Just look at them, American people bang on about people from The Appalachia who support Trump being backward & inbred, well fuck me England gone & pissed all over that concept.

These are our equivalent of the MAGA movement, but in our case it's 'MEGA' (heh, stitch that yanks, youve been trumped).

Have you seen what the NF are up to now?

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

I kinda like training. I like to see progress.

What I like even more, is finding out that my training has a purpose. While getting served with huge syringe (not for IV purposes) that has just stupid tight tolerances between the piston, sealant and cylinder would piss me off if I didn't know already it is faulty device, it is these moments I know that all my effort has been worth something when I almost strain my muscles to get acetone cycled through the percolator for 10 rounds to get it all out. All my effort means, I will get more high because I can do more cycles.

I just connected the back of the piston to ~10 kg of weight, and rised the syringe up to the air, AND THE FUCKING PISTON DIDN'T MOVE AT ALL WHEN 10 KGS GRAVITI-ED AGAINST THE SEALANT. I would not be surprised if the sealant was wider than the inner diameter of cylinder, but they have somehow pressed it in in the factory, without fucking up the cylinder.

I probably need to add extra 10 g of proteins to my supper-because I gathered resins out of the percolator.

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

I managed to postpone fall into damnation for a while, but I just got a message to my earpiece, that it will continue again! I might have some control about the situation, but I am afraid that I lost it the moment I try to take benefit of it.

Maybe I should roll a good old cigarette and go out to smoke it. That would give me a moment to ponder how I want to position myself in my fall.

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

I watched both mens and womens tuesdays track cycling. I am so high that I don't remember who won womens pursuit, I think new zealand, and also I confused australian man to netherlandian and wondered why did he look like australian.

Netherlands won mens races, by 65.9 km/h on the 750 meter team sprint, setting world record.

I found also something else to watch in my pathetic mental state, tainted by heavy, unresponsible, incessant alcohol use; road rage videos. Whole damn documentary series.

But there is a catch; it is american "documentary", where they play dramatic music and narrators tone is like if they was describing battle of God and Satan that have appeared on the face of Earth, everything is repeated, slowed down and enhanced on as if my IQ was smaller than the count of different drugs in my blood. Nothing is too mundane to not be thrilling spectacle that is enforced down your throat, wanted you that or not.

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

Quiet day, huh?

I am groggy as fuck, I am sleeping on day time now and wake up every 2 hours lol. Can't concentrate on anything.

 

[Bleaney]

Protip: fill a pint glass or jug with water and ice and pop it behind the fan. Budget AC.

I tried this and I did not notice any improvement.

However, if it were possible to angle the fan so that it blows air over the surface of a washing up bowl or large baking dish, for example, filled with frozen / near freezing water, then I do beleive that could work, as it would blow cooled and mositened air / water vapour into the required direction. The large surface area of a bowl or baking dish would probably help.

I tried having the water frozen solid in a 2L plastic bottle infront of the fan. Completely useless. I think the plastic just insulated the frozen water and any potential cooling benefits.

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

It is sometimes hard to go on without weed. But I finally slept 8 hours! I am actually feeling pseudo-functional, which is my normal state.

(this happened actually mostly because I was able to squeeze a little bit of THC by spooling amergrips, but it was so much just threshold medicine dose that I don't feel like I have dropped straight edge)

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

It kinda was lost on the bullshit, I had to take break so I was not here to tell you, but I got 30 thursday.

I just woke on friends flat still seriously drunk and high on the brown dragon we drank (vapo resin distilled in 80 % viru valge). Got even more drunk and got to pizzeria. Poured drink of coca-cola and passion-guava flavoured rhum and now I am waiting for pizza. I should get to restaurant to have dinner with family in 7 hours, and they don't drink for religious reasonsand would prefer me to be in reasonable condition and I respect that :D They have tolerance for me to being slughtly intoxicated when we meet but I just don't want to go completely over the board. I don't know how to control the trajectory of this day

@F.U.B.A.R. how would you deal with this?

 

[Shinji Ikari]

I tried this and I did not notice any improvement.

However, if it were possible to angle the fan so that it blows air over the surface of a washing up bowl or large baking dish, for example, filled with frozen / near freezing water, then I do beleive that could work, as it would blow cooled and mositened air / water vapour into the required direction. The large surface area of a bowl or baking dish would probably help.

I tried having the water frozen solid in a 2L plastic bottle infront of the fan. Completely useless. I think the plastic just insulated the frozen water and any potential cooling benefits.

I think an ice bucket is the best thing because it has a wide open top and because it's made of metal condensation forms on the outside of bucket really quickly. As you say, it's the ice cold water vapour which carries the cooling so the air from the fan needs to be hitting that. We used to do this when I was working in stuffy pubs through the summer and it really does make a massive difference.

It kinda was lost on the bullshit, I had to take break so I was not here to tell you, but I got 30 thursday

Happy Birthday for Thursday! Hope your family dinner goes well

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

It kinda was lost on the bullshit, I had to take break so I was not here to tell you, but I got 30 thursday.

I just woke on friends flat still seriously drunk and high on the brown dragon we drank (vapo resin distilled in 80 % viru valge). Got even more drunk and got to pizzeria. Poured drink of coca-cola and passion-guava flavoured rhum and now I am waiting for pizza. I should get to restaurant to have dinner with family in 7 hours, and they don't drink for religious reasonsand would prefer me to be in reasonable condition and I respect that :D They have tolerance for me to being slughtly intoxicated when we meet but I just don't want to go completely over the board. I don't know how to control the trajectory of this day

@F.U.B.A.R. how would you deal with this?

First of all, happy belated birthday mate!

Secondly, as for how I'd deal with this, I'd hit the vodka...

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

thanks!

I pulled it off just fine, on four different drugs, and was behaving very well-mannered, food was great and I feel privileged of the gift I received.

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

I don't often feel like this, and when I do, I am afraid of celebrating it, because I am afraid I will lose it, not because of celebrating, but anyway by celebrating I admit there is value to it, which makes losing the feeling worse, or that's how I assume happening...

But right now, I am grateful for life.

 

[pixies+]

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!!

 

[pixies+]

I don't often feel like this, and when I do, I am afraid of celebrating it, because I am afraid I will lose it, not because of celebrating, but anyway by celebrating I admit there is value to it, which makes losing the feeling worse, or that's how I assume happening...

But right now, I am grateful for life.

I know that feeling.
I get scared when I feel happy too. Weird hey? Sometimes I can’t just appreciate a good moment for what it is.
Not always, but it happens.

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

Feeling good can really challenge the worldview. When one lives on frequent agony, it can be shocking to exist outside of that reality.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

FML! Been decorating the lad's bedroom and yesterday, I put the final coat of gloss on the skirting board.

However, I decided to get pissed first.

Just come to check my work, only to find I'd opened the wrong can of paint and put undercoat on top of my nice, shiny gloss! Now I've got to do it all again

And I fuckin hate painting.


Booze and DIY don't mix, kids!

 

[Shinji Ikari]

Booze and DIY don't mix, kids!

I categorically reject this statement.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I categorically reject this statement.

I think it's true, but it's never stopped me before.

Most of my DIY projects have been carried out under the influence.


However, it does lead to the occasional fuck up, such as when I took a swig out of the bottle of white spirit that was next to my vodka