Pagey
Bluelight Crew
Such threads are necessary and desirable no matter the context my dear 
(speed always gives my missis a sore cunt btw)

Embarassing stories of my relationship with my hand : 3000 page long thread.
Embarassing stories of my relationship with my hand : 3000 page long thread.


I'm always more than happy to share embarrassing tales
For me the issue is more there's only so entertainingly embarrassing tales to share and have probably shared all the good ones ages ago. Although it was ages ago so maybe I'll get around to spreading the luuuuuurve to the newer members :D
^It's so much more fun this way!
And you haven't posted in there the whole time I've been around so get to it Shammy![]()


Is nothing sacred anymore?![]()

oh god, the memories of 2 years of intensive MDPV abuse are flooding back. *skulks off to bathe in shame*
That's hardly a surprise as you've only been around five minutes, Pagey
But you do know of my fondness for tmi talk so I probably should really![]()
