Is Marmz in the bath?
I do get the impression that her front passage will be sparking clean though ?
Two days in a row? Don't be silly!
I think she's busy driving about today.
OI! I have a bath most days you filthy brylcreemed neanderthal
Frightened of Marmalade? You must scare easily.
I expect she'll tell us all about that. In great detail.
Awww, give us a cuddle?
I can't wait :D
If she had a filthy passage we would have heard via the lounge -
i think the NSA have a video of it already
And LOL, what the fuck prompted all this bath talk?
I've been on a return journey to stansted. 8 hours driving in the pouring rain ... I actually had to do one of those granny poses, where they're stretched forward in the front seat gripping the wheel for dear life, with their nose to the windscreen looking like a fucking div, because the weather was so shite. I don't even know why cos it doesn't make things any clearer to see, nor does it make the fucking rain stop or owt. Just probably ensures you get a broken nose if you have to break hard. wtf
Anyway. If you're wanting a vag status report Bearlove (based on your comments above) , it's currently unbathed (since yesterday), and it's day 16/17, so when I last went to the loo, it was clear to me that this months unfertilised mucus covered folicle/egg was making it's escape from my vagoo. Nothing too exciting or different to usual really, unless you know what you're looking at, which I do. The untrained eye would just see normal wipey stuffs. whatever that means lulz
So. yeah. status update complete. TMI? Good. Spade and PTCH will probably be wretching up their haggis by now. (It smells pretty peachy tho lads, so no need to speculate on the fragrance.)
Any more details required, just ask
No bath tonight tho. Too knackered. only got 5 hrs sleep so need to do some catching up.
Days all feel the same to me at the moment anyway, although today is the first day I've felt well enough to want to get a bit intoxicated in some way. I'm staying at my folks whilst I get better though, so it's not really appropriate. Might have a little toke on the weed pipe when they go to bed in a bit![]()
Recovery can be a bitch. And take loads longer than expected. Don't envy you at all, but at least you can mess around on a laptop all day and DL pron/yank TV to pass the time, no?
It would be a pain in the arse (pun unintentional) if you've got the kind of parents who like to scrutinise your every move tho .. and a killer if you can't get any privacy if you need it. Hope they give you space while youre there
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