Gibberings CXLIX: Allergic to hay

[Marmalade]

Is Marmz in the bath?

I do get the impression that her front passage will be sparking clean though ?

Two days in a row? Don't be silly!

I think she's busy driving about today.

OI! I have a bath most days you filthy brylcreemed neanderthal

Frightened of Marmalade? You must scare easily.
I expect she'll tell us all about that. In great detail.

Awww, give us a cuddle?

I can't wait :D

If she had a filthy passage we would have heard via the lounge -

i think the NSA have a video of it already

And LOL, what the fuck prompted all this bath talk?

I've been on a return journey to stansted. 8 hours driving in the pouring rain ... I actually had to do one of those granny poses, where they're stretched forward in the front seat gripping the wheel for dear life, with their nose to the windscreen looking like a fucking div, because the weather was so shite. I don't even know why cos it doesn't make things any clearer to see, nor does it make the fucking rain stop or owt. Just probably ensures you get a broken nose if you have to break hard. wtf

Anyway. If you're wanting a vag status report Bearlove (based on your comments above) , it's currently unbathed (since yesterday), and it's day 16/17, so when I last went to the loo, it was clear to me that this months unfertilised mucus covered folicle/egg was making it's escape from my vagoo. Nothing too exciting or different to usual really, unless you know what you're looking at, which I do. The untrained eye would just see normal wipey stuffs. whatever that means lulz

So. yeah. status update complete. TMI? Good. Spade and PTCH will probably be wretching up their haggis by now. (It smells pretty peachy tho lads, so no need to speculate on the fragrance.)

Any more details required, just ask

No bath tonight tho. Too knackered. only got 5 hrs sleep so need to do some catching up.

Days all feel the same to me at the moment anyway, although today is the first day I've felt well enough to want to get a bit intoxicated in some way. I'm staying at my folks whilst I get better though, so it's not really appropriate. Might have a little toke on the weed pipe when they go to bed in a bit

Recovery can be a bitch. And take loads longer than expected. Don't envy you at all, but at least you can mess around on a laptop all day and DL pron/yank TV to pass the time, no?

It would be a pain in the arse (pun unintentional) if you've got the kind of parents who like to scrutinise your every move tho .. and a killer if you can't get any privacy if you need it. Hope they give you space while youre there

 

[knock]

Smelling good marmz!

 

[maxalfie]

I know my jokes are shite but how on earth did Russell Howard get his own TV series?

 

[Kronos]

I think hes funy, i mean i woudknt miussin to ee him but if he weas playing for free in my front room i probabyl woldnt kick him out. Mand a joker

 

[Marmalade]

Russell Howard's got about 3 jokes and theyre all variations of the same theme. Boring as fuck and far too chirpy

I want a Jim Jefferies stand up series. I don't even care it it's funny, I just want him to swear a lot and be disrespectful towards women. He's definitely on my insanely doable list. YUM

 

[Kronos]

ah hes aite, i rated that policitical vid. Whos the funniest comedian (inb4shitstrn)> I wanna DL dome good comedy shit to watch instead od taking drugs

 

[Pagey]

How does the world keep turning when someone integral to it leaves it?
It shouldn't.

 

[Kronos]

It shouldnt keep turning but it does, and we have to move with it however hard it might be. Just give it time, the pain lessens and you can start moving forward

 

[mydrugbuddy]

i know my problems are trivial atm, but i fuckin hate waking up at 4 in the morning at not being able to get back to sleep. Grrr mutter grumble curses. Im gonna neck some ethyl immediately followed by some food so i can the hopefully both eat and take stims. When the ethyl wears off, depending when it is, ill probably redose it only lasts 2-3 hours, which is rather shit. Ah i dunno two steps forward one step back, my etizolam tolerance is rising expontentially again. Allthough once again the contents t the bottom of the jar are definately weaker. Most fuckin strange, i wonder if it doesnt like being refrigirated and just gets weaker and weaker over time. The start of a new batch allways feels normal strength. Im not really making sense am i , lets get this ethyl down and some breakfast before it kills my appetite.

 

[knock]

aye same here. I woke up at 2.30 (after dreaming that nazis were coming to take my drugs and various scientific texts from my motorhome. I smuggled them to my mum and dads). Tossed and turned for a bit, took some etiz, then gave up, got up and took ethylphenidate.

I am lucky enough to be able to eat on eph.

 

[mydrugbuddy]

i had about 20mg of etiz yesterday i think. this is definately not going to be a long term high dose thing, it seems the more you take the less effective it is, so as soon as im off bupe the better and goona be savagely cutting my etizolam my 1mg per day until i reach 10 mg, then take it a bit slowewr for the next few mg, before starting the very fgradual reductions. Ive done this before and it worked very well. I hope its not like opis in that it gets harder every time, if that is the case then my last aborted taper might have been counterproductive. Fuck it cant do anything about it now.

 

[Marmalade]

not.slept.a.wink

 

[mydrugbuddy]

up all night on your naughty hardcore drugs ?

 

[knock]

Russell Howard IS shit!

 

[mydrugbuddy]

Hes fucking annoying, i just dont like his face which is a bad start, as stupid and irrational as that is. His act isnt much better the few secons of it ive been able to bare to watch.

how much ethyll did yiu have knock, i dont my 50mg is gonna cut the mustard considering its got to compensate for 20mg of etiz. Ill give it 45 minutes or so and decide about re-dosing. My usual ratio is 2mg of etiz to 50 mg of etiz, things are getting slighly out of wack.

 

[Marmalade]

up all night on your naughty hardcore drugs ?

nope, refusing to take xanax to combat stims from 15 hrs earlier. I don't like relying on pills to make me sleep. Played about with em for a coupla weeks like I always do with a new substance .... its now going back in it's box to be brought out for essential times only.

It's melatonin or nowt for a few weeks now (and stims obv)

My eyes feel like theyre bleeding

 

[mydrugbuddy]

fuckin hell you are making life hard for yourslef. I suppose thats rich coming from me.,

 

[Marmalade]

I see it as exactly the opposite tbh.

 

[mydrugbuddy]

whatver works for you, obviously you are better off keeping benzo use to a minimum.

 

[knock]

Fucking hell, I've rescued drugs and confidential scientific documents from the nazis, assembled and tested my new bending brake (which is also a shear!) done my shopping, located and flirted with an attractive ASDA checkout lass... What a start :D Think I deserve to go back to bed!