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atm23 said:
Mugz, I think you know the score when it comes to HR and absence, I'm assuming they are already aware you have had some mental health issues so outright dismissal is unlikely to be where they want to take it. I had to have a disciplinary hearing once after being off for about 3 months just because that was policy, it didn't go any further but it was still fekin 'orrible having to go over the whole thing for no good reason.
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Yeah, I know the score and expected it, had just forgotten about it, doubt they have the cajones to sack me, probably end up with a warning.
 
SamhainGrim said:
I've been back in glitter since I stopped staring at my navel on Kestrel Super every day, feeling sorry for myself and pretending I wasn't slowly heading for either an early grave or a park bench.

Sorry to hear you're depressed and jobless though. A 'man' of your talents and personality could and should do anything they put their mind to it. Try not to let it get to you. As for sleeping, wanking and slow-cooking, I'm only an authority on the merits of two of those pursuits.



Not quite. Though the inspiration came partly from this silly but catchy-as-fuck song, which features my hero Lawrence and The Glitter Band having a dig at their old boss. Unfortunately the paedo stuff came out shortly after...

The rest of the inspiration for the location was being showered with compliments on Saturday night for the first time in a while. Smugness ensued.
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gawd bless ya sammy ... i've been staring at myself in a shit aluminium mirror for a few weeks and got complemented on my talents and feel much better.. need to get back into me bl habits
 
Mailmonkey said:
Oh yeah, i can't imagine anything decent gets returned once it's been opened...

Organising tunes into any sensible system is nigh-on impossible. I gave up trying years ago. I have a folder on a 1Tb hard drive called Tunes....
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This is what I now have. I've always had my iTunes shit organised into folders (not that I'd really know because iTunes did it for me & I just use it to play music, I never look in the folders & my 'DJ' tunes are separate from iTunes). The unmixed, decent quality tracks I'd downloaded for Traktor were all in folders based on what date I'd downloaded them. Now they're all in one big folder but I'm in the process of tagging them all properly in Traktor & creating loads of folders & playlists on the software.

So at the moment I've got folders like 'House', 'Techno', 'Deep House' etc (set up in Traktor's browser) with a playlist in each called 'All'. Then what I'll eventually do is add more playlist to each folder, so under Techno I'll have 'All', 'Chilled', 'Banging' etc to make it easier to find particular styles of shit.

Just went through & sorted all the ID tags on ~250 deep house tracks. Really not looking forward to doing the same with 450+ techno tunes, never mind the rest & the ones that I still need to tag the genres on. Missions.
 
Yes it's busy! I've been performing some exploratory veterinary surgery. I have a mouse which needs an organ transplant, and I needed to request the right sort of organ (OK it's a microswitch) and I wanted to check the feasibility of surgery, now it's all systems go!

Sampling some N-EK. Just squirted 50mg in 2ml water up my nose, no pain, feel a bit wonky (very slightly), which is nice :D another 50mg to come I think.

Although I might leave it a minute and see how my nostril reacts. The horror stories have given me the... horrors.


Are you attending college, Cornish?
 
badandwicked said:
I like your location Sam, when did you arrive back in glitter? I'm depressed, I need a job. Even Spade seems to be on BL less than me at the moment. I wonder what he's doing with his time? Sleeping? Wanking? Slow cooking?
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Getting a job can make someone LESS depressed? Madness!

I'm spending my unemployed time learning new skills. I spend at least 12hrs a day teaching myself and working on stuff. There's only so much time a day you can spend sending CVs out and there's fuck all jobs around here atm anyway.
 
Cornishman said:
Nice one knock. :D

I need a new mouse tbh.
Nah, I haven't bothered with college
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What are you going to do then? I'm still thinking about moving to Barcelona but I don't think the work situation there is exactly good.

I need an interesting, honest job that I can do from anywhere and requires no specific qualifications. Hmmm.


Another 50mg up my other nostril. Think I lost some of it but the wonk is definitely hitting harder now. Does indeed feel ket-like. I'm just scared I'll wake up with a red raw nasal cavity.
 
knockando said:
What are you going to do then? I'm still thinking about moving to Barcelona but I don't think the work situation there is exactly good.

I need an interesting, honest job that I can do from anywhere and requires no specific qualifications. Hmmm.


Another 50mg up my other nostril. Think I lost some of it but the wonk is definitely hitting harder now. Does indeed feel ket-like. I'm just scared I'll wake up with a red raw nasal cavity.
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It's all about hussling man.
Gonna sling crack rocks and put crack on the map in cornwall. Like a boss.

You should sell crack too knock! :D

Bet the money's good.
YOLO
 
lol I have often thought about becoming a fucking kingpin but in the harsh light of day, I just can't see it!
 
I need an interesting, honest job that I can do from anywhere and requires no specific qualifications. Hmmm.
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Don't you do web design already? Sorted!

You can rank websites in the search engines without doing any SEO and just the wave of a magic wand, you can get paid thousands for that a month. ;)
 
My plan was to use a remote control submarine to smuggle cocaine from south america into London. That or remote control aircraft. Whatever happens, it has to involve cocaine and remote control.
 
You would have needed to go to South America first surely. Fatal flaw in your plan mate. Go to Bolivia if you plan to do that, best and cheapest ching.
 
A remote controlled golden albatross?

Cocaine albatross's provide a mixture of camouflage and stealth whilst retaining a hefty bulk load.
Perfect for transatlantic kilogram shipments.

With the added style and panache that only gold (and albatross's) can bring.
 
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