Gibberings CVIII: I've appeared in some cheap Eastern European porn mag

[StoneHappyMonday]

Why is there a shed in the water?

It's a watershed.

 

[Ceres]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19674622

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

It's a watershed.

lol wd

....

Hilarious story isn't it Ceres? lol The woman was only trying to help bless her.

 

[jancrow]

Sam, that doesn't sound like enough of a challenge. Do it in the nude, or in fancy dress, then report back.

 

[Myshkin]

Buying the dubiously-named 'Cheesy Bandit' is enough, surely?

 

[parttime crackhead]

Sam, you & your ex have a strange relationship. It's like you still have to do all the bullshit boyfriend pish but don't get your hole. Get her telt!

If you bring her a Gregg's cheesy bandit (wtf is that anyway? lol) the least she could do is touch your cheesy bandit.

 

[Myshkin]

Sam, you & your ex have a strange relationship. It's like you still have to do all the bullshit boyfriend pish but don't get your hole.

Due to my fondness for alcohol and downers when we were together, that's pretty much indistinguishable from the last six months of our relationship anyway.

She does a lot for me too, totally beyond the call of duty, so she deserves the occasional favour.

 

[Cornishman]

Another day of leisure.
Trying to score for a friend, but can't think of any decent drug dealers.

Why do people insist on buying weak-as-piss product?
80 quid for something worth probably a tenner.

EDIT: I know if I score for them, I'll have to buy some for myself.
Which I really don't wanna do.

Namely because it's bashed to f*ck.
Why can't people leave me be?!

 

[Myshkin]

Know the feeling, Cornishman. Shitloads of hassle for stuff that barely gets you high. Such is the way of the world of hard drugs these days, it would seem.

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

Think of it as a test of your self control Corn or just tell them your washing your hair.

A vendor I use regularly signs off from emails with 'much love'. I think thats a really good touch.

 

[Mugz]

I would hate that yellow, I think it's better for them to be professional and treat it as a business rather than getting too personal with their customers.

 

[Myshkin]

After an initial frosty and suspicious period that lasted well over a year, my weed dealer now calls me 'dread' and even trusts me to understand toned-down patois (but nothing like the impenetrable speech he uses when talking to family and friends) after initially talking exclusively in mockney to me for some reason.

I consider this one of my few notable achievements in the past decade.

 

[TheSpade]

I got up at 4.. heading in now.


Obersee Lake, Germany

GUTEN NACHT !

Looks nice mate.

For most people the weekend are the only days with no work to get in the way though.

Not a problem for you though Mugz, eh?

Think of it as a test of your self control Corn or just tell them your washing your hair.

A vendor I use regularly signs off from emails with 'much love'. I think thats a really good touch.

That's a nice touch, I've heard Rockstar signs off with "you've just been bumped".

 

[knock]

after initially talking exclusively in mockney to me for some reason.

I should have thought that was obvious.

NSFW:

 

[Myshkin]

Fuck you, knock.

Fuck you.





:D

 

[knock]

the old ones are the best :D

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...-baby-picture-Singer-shares-snap-Twitter.html

Robbie looks so blissfully happy in this pic. Love it. Hes going to be a brilliant Dad.

 

[Myshkin]

All well and dandy, but I'd much rather see a pic of him in mortal agony.

I don't know if I'm joking.

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

I'm in regular mortal agony just from having a wee at the moment. That toilet seat is torturous and I keep forgetting its cracked.

 

[Myshkin]

Robbie Williams pissing in mortal agony. Now that'd be photographic Nirvana.

Pissing his last. Into David Icke's cakehole.