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Gibberings CLVI: Back to the Future

raas_2012 said:
^ Ah, from Salford, eh? Do you know my mate ---- -------? He would be in his early thirties now.

Yes alcohol effects the metabolism causing pounds to pile on. Strong Ale has become my vice.

Still, my vanity far supersedes this temporary fluctuation, by running and fasting I'm currently losing 2 pounds a day (3 pounds yesterday)
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*cough* waterloss *cough*
 
raas_2012 said:
Talking of decent shits, last week I took the biggest shit in my life (that I've observed anyway) so impressive it was, for the first time in my life (honest) I actually felt compelled to photo it, for upload on ratemypoo.com

While photo'ing it with my mobile phone, with numb hands (it was cold) I dropped my fucking phone right in the shit.

anyway, the phone is in tact. I've been trying to upload the pic but the registration form on ratemypoo.com is temporarily not working. As soon as it's up I'll upload it, seriously think I'm onto a 9/10 / 10/10 score with this one. it's the length of the thing which is so impressive; it's a real shocker.
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Hahahahahahahaha I've got tears pouring down my face with laughter at that. Oh man.

Mind you having shit can someimes be very pleasuring but also agonising as this hard sausage is squeezing out your backside n then there's all these brown snakes in the bog.

Hope none of ya are eating ;)
 
alasdairm said:
which channel did you use to contact us?

are you talking about your email of january 1st? if so, you received a response to that within about 24 hours. you received a response to your follow-up within 1 hour.

i reckon too.

eveleivibe, complaints are just going to get lost in the noise here. you might as well write it on a postcard and tape it to your front door... :)

alasdair
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Via PM to animal cookie.
I'd not post it here silly :) xxxx

SproutOnSmack said:
Yep, stupidity and borderline mental instability at its finest.
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What's your goal? Weight loss n then weight maintance?
If so, you need variety. Diet DON'T work. Healthy eating n exercise. You're not stupid, ok we all do silly things at times don't we.
The best way to lose weight n keep it off is to lose the weight SLOWLY not fast. Eat little n often n drink water but not overkill.
 
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Marmalade said:
*cough* waterloss *cough*
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Hmmmm... possibly. But this is very long distance, 4-5 hour walking/running combo's all to amazing hour long DnB mixes I've converted from youtube. Got time off work otherwise I'd never be able to commit to it.

Eveleivibe said:
Hahahahahahahaha I've got tears pouring down my face with laughter at that. Oh man.

Mind you having shit can someimes be very pleasuring but also agonising as this hard sausage is squeezing out your backside n then there's all these brown snakes in the bog.

Hope none of ya are eating ;)
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Thing is, i'm not actually joking, all this really did happen. I'm still trying to register but the registration form is still defunct. If you want to see the picture, feel free to request by PM. You won't be disappointed. I don't really feel comfortable posting live on the forum just yet....
 
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http://muchosucko.com/120713/Nature-taking-its-course Proof that women are as raunchy and dirty as guys
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malerapeprevention.jpg
just fuck me why
 
Eveleivibe said:
I know you weren 't joking but it sounded funny

Lol nah you're ok about the poo image but I didn't think we could send attachment via PM, can we?!! I tried yesterday n couldn't find one.
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You upload a picture or video onto tinypic.com (No registration needed)
They'll give you a code, or an URL

paste it on the PM, it'll appear
 
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^ don't worry FG, I still can't make any sense of you :)

Evelvibe - did you get the instructional PM?

And what did ya think of the size of it? Let the forum know what I'm capable of ;)
 
knock!!! I need more high fives and appreciation pls. Take pleasure in being a witness wiv me ... ;)
 
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