Sprout
Bluelight Crew
Yep, stupidity and borderline mental instability at its finest.What? You drink sugar-free molkshake all week????
Yep, stupidity and borderline mental instability at its finest.What? You drink sugar-free molkshake all week????
^ Ah, from Salford, eh? Do you know my mate ---- -------? He would be in his early thirties now.
Yes alcohol effects the metabolism causing pounds to pile on. Strong Ale has become my vice.
Still, my vanity far supersedes this temporary fluctuation, by running and fasting I'm currently losing 2 pounds a day (3 pounds yesterday)
eveleivibe, complaints are just going to get lost in the noise here. you might as well write it on a postcard and tape it to your front door...![]()
Talking of decent shits, last week I took the biggest shit in my life (that I've observed anyway) so impressive it was, for the first time in my life (honest) I actually felt compelled to photo it, for upload on ratemypoo.com
While photo'ing it with my mobile phone, with numb hands (it was cold) I dropped my fucking phone right in the shit.
anyway, the phone is in tact. I've been trying to upload the pic but the registration form on ratemypoo.com is temporarily not working. As soon as it's up I'll upload it, seriously think I'm onto a 9/10 / 10/10 score with this one. it's the length of the thing which is so impressive; it's a real shocker.
which channel did you use to contact us?
are you talking about your email of january 1st? if so, you received a response to that within about 24 hours. you received a response to your follow-up within 1 hour.
i reckon too.
eveleivibe, complaints are just going to get lost in the noise here. you might as well write it on a postcard and tape it to your front door...
alasdair
Yep, stupidity and borderline mental instability at its finest.
*cough* waterloss *cough*
Hahahahahahahaha I've got tears pouring down my face with laughter at that. Oh man.
Mind you having shit can someimes be very pleasuring but also agonising as this hard sausage is squeezing out your backside n then there's all these brown snakes in the bog.
Hope none of ya are eating![]()
just fuck me why
Eveleivibe said:I know you weren 't joking but it sounded funny
Lol nah you're ok about the poo image but I didn't think we could send attachment via PM, can we?!! I tried yesterday n couldn't find one.
....can't believe I just did that.