KingOfWessex
Bluelighter
'You've never tasted a real ale until you've tried a pint of asphyxiated lady'
Oz Clarke
Oz Clarke
Jalepeno pork scratchings... I wasn't aware such a concoction existed... where did you purchase this snack?
I did Gammon earlier, fuck anyone who can actually cook.![]()
Yes... and it was fukkin' delicious
The fuck do you want? Me to slaughter an animal every time I'm hungry?
I do so with cat...![]()
I did Gammon earlier, fuck anyone who can actually cook.![]()
^ Don't sweat it, Sprout. I said the same thing for longer than you have been alive. Just ask Kate what happened over the last few years as far as my waistline went
The moral of this story is to stick to a strict diet of strong opies, crack cocaine and hardcore stimulants in order to retain one's svelte figure. FACT
Absolutely correct sham my waist has stayed at 32" for 20 years because of the gear ,and to stay on topic just eaten a turkey sandwich , and chewing on a crack pipe straw for desert![]()