F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
. Fucking brilliant .. Me and the Mrs have been pissing ourselfs at that. It's spot on, You got a way with words man.
Thanks Strungout, but the truth of the matter is that I'm just a jaded, cynical old cunt...

I made the mistake once of giving a lift to one of the local ratboy runners, who was the epitome of the junkie chav chic. I wanted to score, so agreed to take him to his graft. Halfway there, I asked for a couple of bags, so he shoved one hand down the back of his trackies and proceeded to grummage around. When he withdrew his hand clutching a sorry looking bundle, his fingers and the gear were dripping with arse slime - which he promptly wiped on his trackies and then bit the knot off with his teeth! After that, I always used nail clippers to open bags - having realised thar most class A's have probably seen more anal cavities than Freddy Mercury...
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