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dumbest things you've done at work while high.

worst Ive done so far is forget to clock in/out

the first time i did it, my manager (who knew i was blazed as fuck) told me the hours were lost...i freaked...it would have been a lost 13 hour day haha
 
Dumbest thing I've ever done at work while high?


I fucking quit. Several times.


Dumb as shit.
 
PureFire said:
When I was 17 I worked at a bbq restaurant. I came into work one day so stoned I missed the brake pedal and slammed into the side of the building, taking out the A/C unit for the building with me.

For about 3 days it was over 100 degrees in the kitchen, everyone in there HATED me, then we got a brand new A/C, that worked way better than our old one. After that I was everyone's best friend! Funny how that worked out!
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HAHAHA are you fucking kidding me? that must have been priceless to see, shit man
 
stick18 said:
i work at mcd's a year ago smoked weed XD den my friend went to work high too, den he told me to eat da burgers,, i told emm "Yeeeeeee niggaaaaXD|
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my brain will never be what it once was for having read this.
 
Lol not at work...
But I remember freshman year in high school there was a final in our drama class. It was 20% of our grade. We had rehearsed for it for months. So we were in the class for a good 3 hours watching everyone's plays and me and my friend thought it would be a good idea to smoke in the bathroom before our turn because it was getting so boring. We also had two asian girls that the teachers set us up with to be in our group that were very serious about the play haha. So anyways we started performing on stage and I kept forgetting my lines and all the audience was laughing. Then it was me and my friend's break behind the curtains and I fell on the ground laughing and couldn't get up so when it was my turn to go out to the stage I couldn't come because I couldn't stop from laughing I was in tears for no reason with my friend haha. Good times=D
 
Man, the dumbest shit I ever did at work while I was high...

...Was actually going to work high. If it's opiates or whatever, I'm cool. I get a lot of shit done, and I can focus ten times better. But when it's just weed? I get so fucking lazy, and don't want to do shit. So while I was high at work one night, my manager kept bitching about the drive through times, I just walked up and was like

"Fuck you, fuck this job, and fuck how much of a cunt you are. I quit."

...That was such a bad move, man. I actually enjoyed that job. :\

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Lets see, where to begin....

When i worked for a local grocery store i got caught smoking weed in the meat cooler by every single one of my managers, all of whom started smoking with me on the spot.

At the same grocery store me and a buddy went a smoked a bowl like usual and came back out to finish our truck for the night. About 20 minutes later we went to go smoke another bowl and i couldnt find my bud for the life of me. I went back out to the aisle i had been working on earlier and i found my sack laying in the middle of the aisle, i still have no idea how it got there.

When i worked for harps me and a buddy would close the deli by ourselves and usually after our boss left we would spark up a bowl right there in the deli without a care in the world.
 
Dumbest thing I did at work high? Well, it was getting high. A few years ago I worked at Dairy Queen and was stuck closing on some nights. It was just a few of us. I would love when I had to go sweep the parking lot. I'd go off in a corner and light up a joint.

One time I came back in to help wash some dishes and assistant manager sniffed when she walked by be. She knew. She told me she knew. Luckily, she was young, and was pissed, but didn't tell her mom, who was the main manager.

There is no way I could go to work high on pot. For one, I don't smoke anymore :( The last job I had there is no way you could go to work drunk, high or anything. You'd be in jail. Lives were at risk. I was recently laid off. Almost want to start smoking bud again...but that is frowned upon in drug tests and I'm looking for new work.
 
The worst thing I did was not close the store I was working at. I just left, thinking my shift, who was also very high, and, incidentally, was the one who got me high to begin with, got everything done.

Good times.
 
d'yever go to the walk-in freezer, you're standing there freezing ass and can't remember what you came in for? finally give up, go back to the kitchen, remember what you needed in the freezer, go back, and forget AGAIN?
 
dumbest? three too many bongs and I spent nearly five minutes staring into the corner of the reception of the solicitors next to the water cooler... just holding the cup empty...

either that or getting the end of my shirt caught in the heavy duty paper-shredder
 
Whenever I did this the results were less than spectacular. I would never repeat my mistakes but they are funny in retrospect.

On vicodin precribed for tooth pain: Ended up dancing and singing a song to myself while chopping vegetables. So much for playing it cool. Burnt fries. Several cuts and burns.

On alcohol: Broke dishes, hit the wall with a ladder (by accident), made many stupid statements that I still regret

On cannabis: Laughing too long about ridiculous shit. To the point where my condition was obvious. Forgetting to visine my eyes, burnt fries, etc. Made even more stupid statements...
 
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showing up an hour early when I had no idea my co worker wouldn't open until 6am. Falling asleep in the car in the morning and having been woken up by my boss and ceo. very embarrassing, especially when I was given the postition based on "who i knew"
 
haha, i've really enjoyed reading everyones story, some of them are mad funny.

I have a story, I used to work in a fish and chip shop. Me being me, decided to get high before work, thinking the day would be more enjoyable and it was until a woman came in, and ordered - 8 fish and chips, wrapped separately, so that's 16 things so far! she also orders 4 tubs of mushy peas and 2 cans of coke. In all honesty a 100yr old man could of sorted this order faster than me, a cue started forming out the door and my boss had to step in to save my ass.

I wasn't allowed back after that, I was deemed to slow. haha. so i guess for me as well, just going to work high was a stupid thing.
 
Mo'f'k'n_KFC said:
in year ten at school i skipped P.E and just smoked weed on the field instead of playing football, then i went in to P.E theory afterwards and all my mates in the class were making me paranoid and i whiteyed and threw up in the toilets went back to class and fell asleep on my keyboard.
pretty stupid times in school
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that brings back some memorys
 
Working at a shipping retailer, I'd ask for a customers phone number to load up their address info. They'd tell me, I'd forget, I'd ask again, forget etc. It was painfully obvious how high I was.

Other times I would smoke in the bathroom, and practically exhale right into the face of a customer.

Called a customer Casanova Jones instead of Cassandra Jones.
 
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