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dumbest things you've done at work while high.

high school orchestra :D

my junior year of high school i went to orchestra sectionals baked practically every day but most notable this one time i smoked a complete white widow Joint and was pretty fucking gone and in the middle of sectionals my orchestra director asked me to explain some music theory to some under underclassmen and basically what happened at this point was a few words came out followed by a pause and complete jiburish .... the whole bass section cracked up laughing they all knew i was blazed xD
 
dtp214 said:
my junior year of high school i went to orchestra sectionals baked practically every day but most notable this one time i smoked a complete white widow Joint and was pretty fucking gone and in the middle of sectionals my orchestra director asked me to explain some music theory to some under underclassmen and basically what happened at this point was a few words came out followed by a pause and complete jiburish .... the whole bass section cracked up laughing they all knew i was blazed xD
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why are the most priceless things in live never recorded
 
PureFire said:
When I was 17 I worked at a bbq restaurant. I came into work one day so stoned I missed the brake pedal and slammed into the side of the building, taking out the A/C unit for the building with me.

For about 3 days it was over 100 degrees in the kitchen, everyone in there HATED me, then we got a brand new A/C, that worked way better than our old one. After that I was everyone's best friend! Funny how that worked out!
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omg i would have loved to see that shit ooooooo
 
dude i smoked out this loud mouth mexican kid at work - i was fine - he was bing dum as shit , he was cussing infront of customers , talking relly loud(more than usual, then infront of my store manager he asked me how much i had left, wtf lucklie they thought he was kidding , i dam near slapped him but he was like hey watch this , he had the headset for drivethru on and was taking orders as he climbed up into the seeling above the freezer, omg i was on the floor laffing, the other ppl up frount were like where the fuck r u ?!! cuase they could still here him over the intercom but they were like hes not anywhere , this idiot dam ner falls threw the cieling wen he came back down, omg this cat was terrible at his job but he made u laff everyday cuase he was so stupid, good times
 
when i was 15 i used to be a bricklayer used to go to work stoned off my ass til my boss finally figurd out i was high :P
well this one time i was putting a mix on and forgot how much sand i put in the mix so i just geused an i geused wrong the cement came out a totaly difrent colour to the so once the house was finishedand the cement dryed there is a certin part of the house where the cement is a toaly dif colour to the rest now every time i go past that house i have a good laugh also i used to waste fuck loads of time by making pritty patters in the cement on the mudboards HA
 
worse thing i can think of off the top of my head even though my cliffdive that broke my knees is up there.
I had to change a belt on big unit (i was in maintenance at the time) so anyway i figured if i just turn the wheel slowly while pulling the belt off i wouldnt have to go all the way back for a wrench,
And for some reason i knew i left the electrical pannel open behind me and just before the belt let go i remember thinking im going to impail myself here,so thats what i did cut a 3 inch slice in my back the spine stopped the pannel from going any ferther,cut the nerves and everything after the intial pain there simply was no pain ,they stiched me up with no needles or anything.
But still one of the stupidist thing to do when ya do blades all day at work..lol
 
I work at a grocery store, and a customer came up asking for lottery ticket. He gave me a very complex order of different amounts of tickets for each game. I asked the customer 5 time what he wanted , then as i was doing it i still had to ask, and for somehow i still got the order wrong and the customer just walked out.

Must of though i was a complete idiot or something
 
Not at work but at school I walked into the wrong class and i stood at the front looking at the class all confused at why these wern't my usual classmates.
 
theotherwoman said:
Not at work but at school I walked into the wrong class and i stood at the front looking at the class all confused at why these wern't my usual classmates.
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pfffffft, try walking into your dormroom and questioning all the people there, who you've never seen before, on why the fuck they're in your house, and then looking around at the noticeably different set-up and slowly.... realizing that... this... this isn't your room.


I thought I was gonna get my ass beat that day.
 
my first job was a winn dixie grocery store. me and my buddy that worked there used to get high on our breaks then come back and stock the shit out of the store. we found that being high made the work go way faster. well sometimes toward the end of the night when it was slow, we would go to the baby aisle where the jarred food was and play our little "game". the game was, to start off on the bottom shelf and knock off a jar of food. we took turns doing it. if neither jar broke we moved up to the next shelf. this would go on until someone's jar broke. when it broke, the other person would have the chance to reach the top. if he did, he won. if not, we started all over lol. of course we cleaned up the mess but we were little shit heads back then
 
I work nights at a certain store that sells in bulk. And while on the forklift i accidentally pulled out water from the back and put it in with some furniture. No idea why, anyways my manager walked by in the morning and was like "What the fuck?" I denied all responsibility
 
^^^LOL, I can just imagine walking into Sam's Club, BJs or Costco and seeing some dumb ass display like that.


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I never go to work high. I often treat my smoke as a 'reward' at the end of the day, or a 'reset button' to fuck off all the stress from work. I work pretty hard and stay focused, but I'm on benzos & ssri's.. I really do believe smoking cancels the effect of the ssri's.. I often don't trip off serotonin releasing drugs either. o_o;
 
My bestfriend and I were smoking out back while our boss was across the street having a dinner meeting and my boy and I locked ourselves out of the store. We ended up having to break in (causing no damage btw) and made it look like nothing ever happened
 
Well, I've never gone to work high but one time in high school I got baked right before a speech by a man who was in a concentration camp during the holocaust and coincidentally I got pushed to the very front row about 10 feet from him. My whole junior class was in the auditorium and I fell asleep and then proceeded to snore until my friend elbowed me and told me. Talk about being an asshole lol.
 
^^^ HAHAHAH.

i use to work at a grocery store while I was in high school and one of my bosses gave me 2 simple tasks to do after he left. But I was high as shit and thinking that I wasnt going to do much that day but walking around and make sure the isles were looking good for the next day. So he told me to put the yogurts next to the milk and put the small buckets of ice cream next to the big buckets ( duh ). I accidently did the opposite and put the yogurts in the freezer and the ice creams next to the milks so the ice cream was melted and the yogurts were frozen lol.

I also use to be a banker and we had our own cubicles right. And my cubicle was the farthest from anyone like all the in the other side in my little corner and next to a window. So one day I brought my vape and ate a weed brownie before work. So i plugged in my vape and put some weed in,opened my window, took my fabreeze out and started smoking the shit out of the vape. I was smoking as fast as possible and blowing out the window. So after I was done I put everything away and blasted fabreeze all over my cubicle, it smelled a like dryer in my cubicle lol. So the weed that I smoked and the brownie was hitting at the same time hard so I got some eye drops and put some in my eyes and then somehow some way I knocked out on my desk chair lol. This was around 9:30am and I usually take my lunch at 1:30pm or so and I happen to wake up at 1:10pm. I woke up wondering where I was then I remembered I was at work and was trippin out that maybe someone saw me sleeping but luckily it was a slow day and everyone was doing their own thing. xD
 
lol i used to work a papa johns pizza and whenever i'd get stoned i would always forget to put cheese on the pizzas before i put them in the oven lawlz


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