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dumbest things you've done at work while high.

I fired a .38 inside my car in the parking lot at work. not sure if that counts went right through the floorboard, I could'nt hear shite for a few days outta my right ear. I thougt it was unloaded becasue a had a hand full of bullets but they were from the box in the glove box.
 
When worked at subway I went stoned one day,and I usually don't get stoned before work. Anyways I was making a sub for some dude, and he clearly said "no hot peppers". I don't know what I was thinking but I loaded it with peppers and other stuff. Next thing I see him sitting by a table running to me to get something to drink. He's like "I said no peppers, now you can get me a free drink!" I'm like "what size drink you want?". He's like "meduiem hurry up dude!". I'm like "okay that'll be 1.75" or something like that. His face just exploded then ran to the bathroom spitting everywhere.
 
i dont have any stories but i used to work delivery at a restaurant, and me and the other driver would always get high on OC. One day we got to work and went to the car to do lines like normal, and he had this blister pack of valiums somebody had given him so he gave me one of those too. I guess he had been eating them all day but he didnt seem any different. But later in the night he crashed his car. The best part is that he crashed into another accident. Somebody had gotten rearended really hard so the two cars were in the middle of the road, with cones and stuff around them. I guess he nodded out or something cuz he rear ended the car that had rear ended soembody else first hahaha.
 
i work at restaurant and i had to go get more ranch salad dressing from the freezer and they are in these soft plastic jars and one of the caps was loose and instead of tightening it my dumbass juat unscrewed it off completely and set it in the freezer and went to grab an italian on lower shelf and spilled like a 1/5 of a gallon. not tht bad but stupid that i took cap off
 
i've melted quite a few things with a propane torch because i'll grab the wrong thing and be to high to realize/care it'll melt

concrete repair is fun high lol
 
I threw out $130 and then took the trash out.
I thought I was putting it in the safe at the time and was just kinda going through the motions while high like so many times before. I didn't realize I threw it away until I came in the next day and they grilled me for the missing cash. Then they saw the security video of me doing it and thought I did it on purpose to steal the money. When I told them I honestly had no idea I did that they believed me. It was true that I didn't steal the money.
But by the time they realized where the money was the garbage truck came and took it away to rot in a landfill forever.

EDIT: I should say that it wasn't just marijuana that caused this extreme lapse in focus and attention, it was a 100mcg Fentanyl patch that I was chewing on like gum. Apparently some of my friends who saw me that day said I looked really fucking out of my mind high that day.
I've never had any problems with marijuana.
 
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Dumbest thing I did while stoned at work was when working at a local TV station airing a movie at like 2am was in the middle of the movie I passed out and aired the same roll of tape twice, their were 3 rolls of tape for this movie and I rolled the second one twice, I had woken up to realise and forget what roll I had in and got the tapes mixed up so I made one look legit and tried to fix it. When I realised that was the wrong reel at what would have been the end of the movie I quickly threw in an extra minute of commercials and found the right tape and put it on the credits and tried to play it off. Thinking that by now - 3 something in the morning no one would be wanting to watch "Beethoven 2" so - phew in the clear.

Hell no as soon as 7am hit my boss shown up and said he had a call from someone saying they never got to see the end of a movie and watched the same part twice.

Luckily he didn't see that shit so I told him thats not possible unless the person was on drugs.

Did not get in trouble. FTW.
 
I overfilled an engine with oil...my so much, it was actually comin out the top, I spent the entire day pulling stuff off of it and cleaning the oil off the floor in my bay, and off the car.

The oil gun I have has a button to keep it going, and instead of 4.5qts.....I doled out 42

Took a few hours, got it all done.

Boss only noticed that I was cleaning my floor too, so it wasnt too bad.

And I didnt nod or anything, just started talking to my friend and forgot about it.

For 10 minutes, I got lucky
 
flat line said:
I fired a .38 inside my car in the parking lot at work. not sure if that counts went right through the floorboard, I could'nt hear shite for a few days outta my right ear. I thougt it was unloaded becasue a had a hand full of bullets but they were from the box in the glove box.
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lol im gunna go out on a limb here and say you shouldnt be firing guns while high
 
FreeLess said:
Dumbest thing I did while stoned at work was when working at a local TV station airing a movie at like 2am was in the middle of the movie I passed out and aired the same roll of tape twice, their were 3 rolls of tape for this movie and I rolled the second one twice, I had woken up to realise and forget what roll I had in and got the tapes mixed up so I made one look legit and tried to fix it. When I realised that was the wrong reel at what would have been the end of the movie I quickly threw in an extra minute of commercials and found the right tape and put it on the credits and tried to play it off. Thinking that by now - 3 something in the morning no one would be wanting to watch "Beethoven 2" so - phew in the clear.

Hell no as soon as 7am hit my boss shown up and said he had a call from someone saying they never got to see the end of a movie and watched the same part twice.

Luckily he didn't see that shit so I told him thats not possible unless the person was on drugs.

Did not get in trouble. FTW.
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I used to screen 16mm movies as part of my gig during college. So 2 of us would screen a double feature every Friday night. That night was "Polyester" (John Waters) and "A Knife in the Water" (Roman Polanski)*. So we blazed between Polyester and Knife…ended up playing reel 3 of Knife when we should have played reel 2, then went on to reel 4 and played it off as if it were intentional.

We only got one complaint. Apparently, no one else could figure out what was going on in the film either.

Another time we smoked out in the catwalks way up in the building above the projection booth (and screening hall). Started talking, eating our dinners, all of a sudden, we realize that we've been hearing a progressively louder background noise.

We clamber down the weird little ladders to get back to the booth and there are people bashing on the door and the crowd is screaming at us. Whoops. We let the film run right out of the projector and the screen was just a big square of bright white nothingness. Some old hippie was really irate: "We've been hollering at you guys for TEN MINUTES!! This is really unprofessional behavior!! You call yourselves projectionists?!?!" lol, no. We call ourselves untrained kids getting paid minimum wage. Sir. Closing door in his sweaty, distorted maroon face.

We also experienced the classic "film catching fire in the machine" episode without which no low-paying, busted-up old machine-using, projecting gig would be truly complete. That one wasn't our fault though. I think the projectors were from the Vietnam War or something.

* We had great double features. I think it was $2 for both films, a dollar with a student ID. "Sid and Nancy" and "Die Hard" was maybe my favorite double-feature.

I loved that gig. We did a bunch of other stuff too. Our main function was mixing bands and setting up sound systems for all kinds of shows. Fixed pinball machines and video games. And then we'd get to play them for days/weeks while we had them upstairs in our lair.
 
I got high before a job interview. I also hadn't slept much the night before, so I came in unshaven, without having recently bathed, and stoned out of my mind. They were impressed with how I looked like I was so intent on what they were saying, while I was just in fact staring blankly at them the entire time, and laughing whenever they did. I ended up getting the job, and they kept telling me, even after that day about how impressed they were with me.
 
i used to teach music, and just one time i taught a lesson high. ill never forget the confused/freaked look on that 10 year old kid's face when i kept sayin shit like "ya just gotta feel the music, man." lol
 
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