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dumbest things you've done at work while high.

scottyboy421 said:
HOT BOXING OUR COMPANY TRUCK, stuck in traffic in the Lincoln tunnel going into NYC. Mind you we were fuckin baked off our ass, and NYPD can search commercial trucks at random, so as we exit the tunnel we are flagged down by police to submit to a search. We stopped, cop knocked on the window, my idiot friend rolled it down (figured it was better than speeding away, i guess), and a MASSIVE gust of pot smoke shot directly in the cops face. HE CAUGHED, SMILED, and said "do you have any grenades, bazookas, c4 explosives or any explosives for that matter?" AND WE LAUGHED UNCONTROLLABLY IN HIS FACE. I eventually after 10 seconds or so said we didn't, and the cop said "good luck not dying behind the wheel, bye!" and we drove off.
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I find that hard to believe.
 
I've had cops let me off all the time when I'm caught in Massachusetts, USA. NY can be just as lenient, weed is partially decriminalized there. My buddy living there says cops never stop white smokers.
 
Oh I see. It would never happen where I live in the UK. We don't have black people here where I live so they've got to stop someone for their power fix.
 
Yeah, it's totally up to the individual cop's discretion in most cases. Realize that a good amount of cops have tried weed and probably don't think it's the worst thing in the world or makes the user a threat to oneself or others; however, MJ remaining illegal does mean job security, which most cops understand.

Since the decrim. bill I only know a few people in MA that even got a ticket for smoking. Most cops don't give a fuck.
 
Unfortunately in my state that wouldn't happen either. When I've been pulled over in Mass, they've even let me keep the bag of weed. One time I got written a 25$ seatbelt violation, and got to keep my blunt. Not even a 100$ fine - so it's pretty dependent on the cop and probably the company you keep. One time a cop saw me smoking in my car, got behind me, flashed his lights, and then drove parallel to me staring at my blunt... didn't even pull me over, just let me know that he knew, lol.
 
^ lol. So you do get some good cops. I've always thought of most of them as being nazi fuckers who get off on other peoples' misery. The old bill I've come into contact always try and put me on a massive guilt trip for being pro-cannabis. They all just seem so brainwashed I feel sorry for them.
 
Oh, there are plenty of dicks out there... really depends on the state for how the general population of cops will treat you... well, that and the color of your skin.
 
Artificial Emotion said:
Once when I was 17 I pissed in this metal tank filled with this syrup they use to make milkshakes at Mcdonalds. It was in the store room and I was very high and bored and thought it would be a fun thing to do. God knows how many people drank my piss!

I sometimes feel bad about it (I wouldn't do something like that nowadays) but the people came to no harm.
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You are an asshole.

Sorry, had to get that out.
 
rhythmdaddy said:
You are an asshole.

Sorry, had to get that out.
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You're even more of an asshole. Have you never done anything stupid whilst intoxicated? The very nature of being intoxicated means that you're not thinking as your usual self. I was young (only just 17 at the time) and I bet it's not like you've never done anything stupid at that age. So, fuck off you prick. You don't know me whatsover dickhead.

Newbierock said:
Forgive me but. LOL!
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I don't mean the whole of the UK, just my small village. I honestly haven't seen a black person for the whole 8 months I've been living here. Strange but true.
 
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I haven't done anything dumb high, period. Butttt! My older brothers were complete stoners, and one day at work they put their hands in acid with nothing but these really thin gloves.
 
Artificial Emotion said:
You're even more of an asshole. Have you never done anything stupid whilst intoxicated? The very nature of being intoxicated means that you're not thinking as your usual self. I was young (only just 17 at the time) and I bet it's not like you've never done anything stupid at that age. So, fuck off you prick. You don't know me whatsover dickhead.
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Now you're an offended asshole. =D
 
I'm not offended I just think your being unreasonable. How can you say I'm an assbole when you don't know me? Everyone I know IRL including my friends certainly don't think I'm an asshole. You can't judge me based on one stupid thing I did when I was 17. I said I regretted it, I was high and I stated I felt bad about it. Have you never done something stupid you regretted when you were high? I think judging me like that it unfair.

Don't worry I'll leave the board now that it's clear I'm unwanted. You can celebrate now if you
want. It's a shame after I've been here so long. I really liked some of the members. Thanks for all the help that many of you have given me for various things. Unfortunately I can't stay if I'm an ostrasised outcast.
 
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Well, only an asshole would piss in the milkshake maker. You may not be an asshole anymore, but you were then.
 
I know it was a bad thing to do - the dumbest thing I've done whilst high. I regret it.

Sometimes I'm short with people but on the whole I try to be a good person and help people. I don't think I'm a horrid person. Maybe other people do though. Judging by what's been said perhaps they do.
 
take it easy man, it's CD, lol. I was a punk-ass when I was 17, you probably were too. Doesn't mean you are still.

Besides, I think he was mostly kidding. I'd forget about it - i thought it was such a funny story I showed a few of my friends =)
 
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