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dumbest things you've done at work while high.

if you a real stoner you aint do stupid shit at work high cuz you know how to bang that shit out sober or not
 
brutalrollar said:
when worked at subway i went stoned one day,and i usually don't get stoned before work. Anyways i was making a sub for some dude, and he clearly said "no hot peppers". I don't know what i was thinking but i loaded it with peppers and other stuff. Next thing i see him sitting by a table running to me to get something to drink. He's like "i said no peppers, now you can get me a free drink!" i'm like "what size drink you want?". He's like "meduiem hurry up dude!". I'm like "okay that'll be 1.75" or something like that. His face just exploded then ran to the bathroom spitting everywhere.
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lol well this isnt really about MJ as much as it is xanax. I used to bus tables at Outback a couple years ago and i would always be high. One day i had some bars and decided to try them out at work with my friends........one hr later every busser in there is plastered, slurring words, just fucked up to death. On top of it, we were all telling everyone what we were on lol, thats how fucked we were. I was told i just ended up sitting at a table i was supposed to be cleaning, drooling.. My managers had to grab bus tubs and do all the work themselves... yeah they werent happy.
 
in year ten at school i skipped P.E and just smoked weed on the field instead of playing football, then i went in to P.E theory afterwards and all my mates in the class were making me paranoid and i whiteyed and threw up in the toilets went back to class and fell asleep on my keyboard.
pretty stupid times in school
 
embolism. said:
When I was 16 I worked in a restaurant (constantly baked off my ass) and I was supposed to slice a loaf of bread on the machine.

I figured I got this, no tall task at all. So I Put the bread through and about 5 milliseconds before I give it to the kitchen manager I realize I cut it lengh-wise, so there were about 5 slices of ridiculously wide bread. Felt like a fucking idiot.
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DrugOmen said:
lol well this isnt really about MJ as much as it is xanax. I used to bus tables at Outback a couple years ago and i would always be high. One day i had some bars and decided to try them out at work with my friends........one hr later every busser in there is plastered, slurring words, just fucked up to death. On top of it, we were all telling everyone what we were on lol, thats how fucked we were. I was told i just ended up sitting at a table i was supposed to be cleaning, drooling.. My managers had to grab bus tubs and do all the work themselves... yeah they werent happy.
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Haha "ummm I'm sorry I'm way to high to work right now:o"
 
I can't really remember off the top of my head, just being slower than usual mostly but never any critical mistakes, maybe just not cleaning up as well as I could have. I never smoked at work until I had a pretty good tolerance though.
 
Man, I work in a Greek restaurant, and I can't work a rush without smoking

It's just essential, it gets me in my groove and there's no panic, and before I know it I coordinated service for 120 people.
 
back before i smoked good bud by choice, i worked at a burger joint and we would ofcorce get blazed on brake or when it got relly slow some days. one of my co-workers showed off his newest bud , he said it was ak-47. now untill then i was a swag smoker, so just how it looked relly amazed me not to mention the smell. the bud was literally red hairs and white cristals, very little green . -oh and i had just gone to jail the week before for crimenal tresspassing, so i was in the middle of not smoking cause my parents were understandably upset and thretning drug tests. so anyway he loads a tiny bowl , we got ''take out the trash''
he takes a hit and holds it , then i hit it hard twice and proceed to coughf up a lung. i was instanly high , like drolling on my self high lol. we go back in and im like oh shit were at work dude... we gotta interact with ppl . its a crazy feeling forgetting how to opperate the cash register infront of customers and co-workers. i had to work in the back cause my eyes were so red and even then i found it very hard to keep up with orders . best yet for some reason , tolerance prolly, my high lasted 8+ hours with 3 of them being very dibllitaiting, so much so i seriosly thought of going home sick , cause i didnt want to get in troble. so dumbest thing i did at work high was get high , lol
 
I would just like to say that I love this thread. I am personally too afraid of getting high at work, especially with the way marijuana seems to react with me these days, but this was truly hilarious. I honestly haven't laughed this hard at many of these stories in a while. I thought they were all awesome.
 
Once when I was 17 I pissed in this metal tank filled with this syrup they use to make milkshakes at Mcdonalds. It was in the store room and I was very high and bored and thought it would be a fun thing to do. God knows how many people drank my piss!

I sometimes feel bad about it (I wouldn't do something like that nowadays) but the people came to no harm.
 
When I was 17 I worked at a bbq restaurant. I came into work one day so stoned I missed the brake pedal and slammed into the side of the building, taking out the A/C unit for the building with me.

For about 3 days it was over 100 degrees in the kitchen, everyone in there HATED me, then we got a brand new A/C, that worked way better than our old one. After that I was everyone's best friend! Funny how that worked out!
 
I work at a small car dealership and one of my task is to post up cars online such as auto trader and cars.com,

I usualy smoke in the mornings before coming in. I guess I was super blasted this one morning and got online to post up some cars as usual. I did my usual posting. Later on that same day my boss tells me I posted the millage of the car as the price$$ some thing like $100,000 and the price$$ on the millage 7K . I was like.....???? Wtf. .... I get on line to check it out and all the cars I posted up that morning were priced at $80,000 $120,000 .. I managed to change it quickly before he noticed all the other Cars were like that . They would have diff know I was on something lol
 
i work at mcd's a year ago smoked weed XD den my friend went to work high too, den he told me to eat da burgers,, i told emm "Yeeeeeee niggaaaaXD|
 
a few years ago when gas went up to 5 bucks a gallon, i stood on the bandstand and told a full bar (200+ people) how much it pissed me off to see cops rolling up to the gas pump, filling their fancy rigs that our taxes paid for with spendy-ass gas that our taxes paid for, THEN filling up their own personal gas jug on the taxpayers' dime. (i actually saw that shit on the way to work that night -- fucking pigs!)

anyway, the cops that cruise that bar were none to pleased about my little rant, and told the bartender to tell me to knock it off. i told my husband, and he walked right up to the filthy pigs and started loudly defending my right to free speech. he damn near got arrested, too. the worst part was that i pissed off all my band mates. i still don't understand that. musicians have used their stages as political platforms forever. why shouldn't i?
 
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