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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

Wow, we get it, it's possible to smoke an ounce in a day, that doesn't mean it's not an impractical waste of money. I don't know what kind of insane tolerance you have if it takes you an entire ounce to get high, but that sounds like it'd get boring real quick.

I always hear people say they got weed laced with acid/crack/meth, etc. and I just laugh in their face. I always hear the one about some kid who had a sheet of acid in his pocket and he walked through the sprinklers or fell into a pool or essentially got wet somehow and ended up tripping for days/weeks/months/years/forever (for those who are unaware, it's a scene from SLC Punk and I doubt it has any validity)

This one moron was telling me that he got salvia that was "definitely laced with some sort of PCP." I guess his girlfriend took a hit of it and she started freaking out (like a lot of unsuspecting people on salvia) so he determined that it was laced. I was like, "Oh yeah, how long was she acting like that?" And he says, "Like 10 minutes man" and I'm sitting here thinking, "Wait, doesn't PCP last a few hours at least? And why would someone waste their time lacing salvia with PCP?" Boy, that kid pisses me off.

I hear the myths about acid all the time too, mostly from kids who don't do any drugs besides weed or alcohol : "if you take seven hits you're legally insane", "acid is stored in your spine and if you crack your back, you'll have a flashback of the entire trip."

Oh yeah, someone was telling me that weed puts holes in your brain! I was sitting there, dumbfounded, trying to talk some sense into him, saying "No man, that's actually propaganda about ecstasy or DXM, you're confused" but he's stubborn and ignorant so he obviously wouldn't take my word for it.

A girl told me she was taking 30,000mg of hydrocodone a day to which I replied, "No, that's impossible, you'd be dead" and she was like, "Nope, I was just really badly addicted"...I tried to explain that she was confused and she was probably talking about the APAP content, but she insists that it was 30,000mg! That's still pretty goddamn far fetched considering that'd be 300mg of hydrocodone a day, and I very seriously doubt she was taking 30 x 10/1000s a DAY without somehow overdosing on APAP.

The same girl told me she took like 15 triple C's and had to go to the hospital where she thought her bed was quicksand and all of the wires around her were snakes. BULLSHIT.
 
Let's see, bullshit drug stories... there was the girl that wouldn't stop telling prospective acid users that "it doesn't matter if you've had a thousand trips and they all were perfect, your next tab might be laced with STRYCHNINE!

Which was typically followed by people asking her which friend had consumed a strychnine-laced acid tab. She could never recall the exact details. :p

And then there was the friend who was convinced that N20 "freezes your brain" thus damaging it irreversibly from a single use.
 
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acid by the bottle

I had a friend once who used to brag about how he used to run with the Mafia in Perth, and how they did as well as sold tons of dope.
One story was of how he smoked an entire eight-ball in an hour. Another was how he used to sell acid by the gallon (big 5-litre plastic bottles of pure lsd)8)

EDIT: Oh, and the ice was supposedly injected into his jugular :D
 
ahhh! i knew it was a lie! there was this notorious story in my high school, that this big druggie guy who sold acid had strapped 5 sheets or something to his chest to hide it, but then had to run from the cops and it all absorbed through his skin...and then he went nuts got sent to an institution because he thought he was orange juice and no one could go near him or he would spill! i cant believe that someone already said that exact same thing, i personally thought it was hilarious...and i wished i could have played with him, ive never done acid so at that age i didnt know it couldnt really happen but it seemed so farfetched and now 7 years later i learn the truth!
 
Wasnt that in SLC punk?

I dunno, i've heard stories like "yo, man, i just blew 8 grams of heroin"
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"man, i shot 500mg of adderall the other night, it was nuts!
people who think its cool to exagerate are just kinda.,. asses.
 
The cigarette companies hide crack where the tobacco meets the filter, so you've gotta smoke it all the way down to get the 'extra kick.'


Total bullshit.
 
Every time I see some burnout crack his back and say "wow shit man I feel like i've taken acid" then for the next 10mins pretend to trip out...

Also this one girl ran to my friends house saying she was trying to kill herself and took 200 anti depressents....She was doing well, we though't she'd die.....Then her mom calls my bros cell and is like "Did jelly go to your house? I'm scared she took 5 anti-depressents today and ran out screaming she ate 200!"

Auctually, its the same girls for both stories.

I got a third from her

When she used to shoot up crystal meth, she'd shoot it, and it would stay as a lump in here veins, she'd push it up her veins of her arms with her finger and then into her chest.

She took 8 hits of acid, drink a quart, took 8 hits of e and smoked like an 8ball of crack.. True story to this, she took 2 hits of acid, had a sip of my quart, took 2 hits of E and had maybe 5-6puffs off my 8-ball...I was with her the next day when she rattled off the 8 hits of acid, drank a quart bla bla story, I shot her down :)

I hate her, and all her friends, they all lie about the amount of drugs they do, even when you know how much they did! They'll be like "I took 4 hits of cid" "I watched you take 2" "I took two before i got here!" "dude i know how much acid you have and don't have"....So many people compulsively lie about this kinda shit, its nuts
 
SonOF said:
I know a dude who supposedly took 22 ecstasy pills in a night. I would call bullshit, but there were several witnesses, and this guy isn't really the bragging type. He also had a disgusting tolerance and weighed about 350 pounds.
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22 isnt hard to believe...Ive witnessed someone take 25 pills at once and live to tell about it...I know its hard to believe you gotta see it with your own eyes sometimes.
 
^^^^the most mdma i have taken at once was 1.7 grams of pure molly. I lost my mind temporarily... I wouldn't recommend it.

as for bullshit stories... I had a friend who told me that he was in the process of putting crystal LSD on paper and felt an urge to dip his hands into it. (when this guy told me this he was like 17, highly unlikely he was putting crystal LSD into liquid and onto blotter) he said instead of a thumb print he put both hands into the crystal and went crazy for 2 years.

I doubt this seriously... although he does have a huge upside down cross with 666 tattooed on his chest... but that just means he is an idiot.
 
^Yeah Ive heard that too... Food color must be strong with that one.
 
GenericMind said:
I once drank a gallon of GHB and then ran the NYC Marathon. True story.
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Well if it was real dilute, dude that shit could BE true. I mean like just think about it man.
 
there's fiberglass in newports!!!!!!!!!!!!1



From a dude that calls himself "Knowledge" :

"Never do 2C-B. It crystallizes your kidneys. That's why they made it illegal."
 
all the stupid urban legends.. most of them have already been mentioned
one I didn't see is if you eat more then 10-15 tabs of E (total, not all at once) you will never be happy again..
or all the acid you eat drains into your spine and when you crack your back it will make you trip

this one is a bit different.. I had a friends father was a hippy to say the least and smoked pot and did lots of cid a few decades ago (i'm guessing in the 60's) anyhow my friend told me that he had been doing acid for a long time and wanted a really strong trip so he took somewhere in the neighborhood of 400 hits and snapped out of it 3 days later 2 states away from where he was when he took them.. now the guy obviously did plenty of drugs in his day, he is definetly not quite all there and is really weird but I don't know.. 400 hits is a bit excessive and I honestly doubt he took that much
maybe it was 40 hits and the guy added an extra 0 not sure lol

i'm sure i'll remember some more
 
To the oz. in a day thing when my friend suddenly can across a large amount of money he bought an ounce and we finished it in a day between four people, however we were also on acid all day and E all night, otherwise I simply wouldn't want to do that.

As far as most bullshit stories, a few come to mind:
A friend told me he took acid through the eye, so i said oh was it liquid? and he replied "no it was blotter"

Some girl i knew said her sister did ecstasy once, got a cat-scan and there was a hole in her brain the actual size of the roll with the imprint of the press in it.
 
I had a friend that was big into speed/coke and making up stories and he said how he took MDMA daily for a year and he could somehow afford this in highschool and he didn't sell or have a job or anything, and he also said how he'd take large doses of adderall that would kill you or you'd need beta blockers (he was a really short guy at like 5'4" 110lbs), and how he'd tried meth just once and it was just exactly like a standard dose of adderall.

This guy also said that he'd inject OC on a regular basis and how it's safe to do this! I know it's not safe because of the binders in pills.

This trip report I read on here where someone said that they ate a pound of shrooms and had done this daily for months.

The people who claim that they can smoke an oz of dank night after night or in an entire day just by themselves, and they're just trying to dicksize everyone.

I've seen people smoke red rock "opium" see here: http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/opiates/opiates_myth1.shtml

and after they smoke it they think that it's actually real opium and act all fucked up or even go out and buy tons of it.

I once saw a guy snort shake/powdered shrooms instead of just eating them and he claimed that he tripped from that.

That LSD makes you trip because it makes your brain bleed. That LSD is laced with strychnine/speed.

The first time I took a gel tab of LSD this dickhead in my algebra class told me how there was REALLY ketamine in it and I just ignored his bitch ass.

That shrooms make you trip because they're poisonous and it's your body's way of getting better.

That if you smoke pot daily you'll have the brain of a 90 year old Alzheimer's patient.

This guy I knew in HS said he'd smoked opium and that it was so intense that he had an out of body experience! He said that nodding on an opiate was like having an out of body experience and that he just saw himself from above and he was sitting there watching a movie.

Friends that claimed that they'd drank an entire liter of vodka all at once by just chugging it.
 
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I used to chug hard alcohol by the glass full, not a whole liter though.... I would drink like two 12 oz glasses that way and then be done lol
 
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