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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

I have a buddy that tells bs stories all the fucking time.
one day i asked him what his pill count was at for rolls, and he said 170 or so.
7 days later(after i had seen him 5 of those seven days) i asked him the same question.
his response? probably about 185 or so.
I called him on that bullshit. I said what the fuck ever! when have you had time to pop 15 in a week?
i've seen you almost every day.

several months later he took his first roll ever with me.
 
DoctorShop said:
Lets just wait for someone to post in this thread saying they have smoked an oz in one day.

And then we shall ass rape him. Ass rape him good.
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Ever hear of a cannabis legend named Soma? he smoked 40g of bud a day. and i wouldn't doubt it for a second.
 
dankstersauce said:
^^^I'm pretty sure your average run of the mill, homeless, crack head could easily smoke 7 grams over a period of 24 hours.

this is from erowid:
"Smoking freebase cocaine causes a strong, short-lived peak of about 3-5 minutes"

if you got the cash and the pipe and you're fiending, there isn't really a limit to how much crack you can smoke...that is until you OD and die.
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on that show intervention they had a crack addict girl who bought 5 grams of crack for one day... and if she had more money (that her parents gave her) she would have bought/smoked more i'm sure... don't know the potency but 5g is a lot of crack to smoke in one day IMO
 
my ex bf was a pathelogical liar.. but anyway..
he said he took shrooms (its black with yellow spots?)
and said he saw the smurfs marching down the street, with a penguin behind them banging on a drum...

and i'm sitting there thinking... wow..... interesting...............*raise an eyebrow*. .......................

shrooms never made me hallucinate like that... lol
 
I've known
&
loved
someone
who ate,
on multiple occasions
100mg of Xanax
(yeah a bottle of 50 logs),
after punchin 'bout 10 cones,
then skullin' a bottle of 'champagne'.

Then she,
the beautiful girl,
got a desire fo' YAKULT,
an' drank an' eight-pack.

L.U.S.

As many on this board probably can contest to,
super-LD's can be 50x(#)
when you're deep in.

Tolerance can be mighty.

UnS
PEACE
:|
 
enoughorangejuice? said:
on that show intervention they had a crack addict girl who bought 5 grams of crack for one day... and if she had more money (that her parents gave her) she would have bought/smoked more i'm sure... don't know the potency but 5g is a lot of crack to smoke in one day IMO
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i seen that one. it wasnt even for one day, it was like a couple hours!
 
Everybody has a friend of a friend that got pulled over by the cops with a large amount of acid and they just ate it all. (the whole sheet, or 50 hits, or a combination of 30 doses and 30 rolls)

This is dangerous, as I actually know a girl that swallowed a gram of very pure cocaine and she is actually dead. (real story)

People shouldn't encourage others to take massive amounts of drugs just because they want to tell some bullshit story. It gets people killed.

But I bet you have all heard that story about eating a sheet or whatever.
 
When swim moved acid often had a sheet in the car the plan was to rip it in half and eat. then proceed to hospital for anti-phycotics. never had to do it thankfully
 
Chaos23 said:
Everybody has a friend of a friend that got pulled over by the cops with a large amount of acid and they just ate it all. (the whole sheet, or 50 hits, or a combination of 30 doses and 30 rolls)
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I don't have a friend of a friend,
But I have an actual friend that ate 20 hits of acid while in a footchase.
 
The first time I took ecstasy, my friend that gave the to me told me they were H-Bombs. I asked what that meant, and he said it meant they were heroin based. I told him you can't make MDMA out of heroin and told him he was stupid and full of shit.

I took it anyway. He was giving it to me for free as a birthday present, and then I proceeded to feel real good.

Just looked up heroin on EcstasyData.org and only one out of 1,565 entries contained any H.
 
and then there was this time my brother was convinced that smoking peanut skins would get you really high. I guess he read it on the internet or something. We were like 13 or something.

Anyway, we had to eat a lot of peanuts to get enough skins for a joint.
We didn't have a pipe, paper, bong, etc. so we rolled it in notebook paper, we didn't know any better.

It actually smelled like pot, however no effects were noticed. My brother said that's cause you don't get high the first time you smoke - neither of us had smoke pot yet either.

All in all, probably the fondest memory of my shitty bitch brother.:\
 
Heres one-

Last night I squirted a solution of 600mg ketamine and some tap water up my ass, the about 80 minutes later I farted a huge glob of this clear jelly like substance into the ass of my pants. It didn't smell like poop or anything either.

I'm not lying about this its the weirdest thing ever... alien probe goop?
 
Chaos23 said:
Everybody has a friend of a friend that got pulled over by the cops with a large amount of acid and they just ate it all. (the whole sheet, or 50 hits, or a combination of 30 doses and 30 rolls)

This is dangerous, as I actually know a girl that swallowed a gram of very pure cocaine and she is actually dead. (real story)

People shouldn't encourage others to take massive amounts of drugs just because they want to tell some bullshit story. It gets people killed.

But I bet you have all heard that story about eating a sheet or whatever.
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I actually had a few vials at one time, so I decided to try the "acid on you skin" myth. I ended up coating my fingers in like 15 hits worth of it, and after 90minutes, I decided to eat 4 hits. With all the shit on my fingers, I could kind of tell "something" was in my system, but I wasn't tripping. The 4 hits I ate ended up kicking in, but I don't think all the shit I had on my fingers actually did much. Granted, I felt like something hit me, but the 4 hits I actually ate did the trick. Maybe if I had coated my body in an entire vial, I could have tripped off of just that, but coating my fingers didn't do the trick.

Food for thought. :)

Also, about getting pulled over, I had some GHB one night. My friends and I were using contact lens cleaner vials for the GHB, so I had a bottle of the cleaner with GHB in it. The cop that pulled me over was insistant on searching my car, which (I was young and dumb at the time so I gave in to what he was saying) had a bottle of lens cleaner that was full of GHB. Anyways, the cop thoroughly searched my car, found nothing, and was pissed (this was back when I was a raver and was dressed as such). I ended up getting let go to drive home with a PISSED off cop made cause he couldn't find anything to charge me with. I was thankful as hell because I still had like 20 doses worth of GHB in the car, so I dosed myself when I got home. Lucky night. :)
 
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I once did 2 grams of pure MDMA in a night, it got really sketchy towards the end and I eventually passed out. The dealer I got it off said he did 8 at once and rolled for 3 days, I never called him out on that BS cause I wanted MDMA, but I wasn't believing it for onc second.
 
dankstersauce said:
the best are the people that have the best connection ever. they can get anything you want for a fraction of the regular price, and OMG it's the best shit ever, and they have huge quantities. "oh sorry dude his cell phone is off"
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I HATE THAT SHIT. ive been at college for the past few months and pretty much lost all my connections up home (either to jail, new cell phone numbers, or they stopped selling), and 2 of my buddies have been feeding me the "best-hookup-ever" line for like 2 days now, but their dealers are always "sleeping" or "outta town for the night." like. REALLY?
 
gabbachris said:
My record is 26 pills, I weigh about 200lb
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Jesus Christ. I remember when I did 5-6 pills one night. I was in another fucking reality. I can only imagine taking 26 pills.
 
^They must have been some pretty weak pills if he had to take 26.
 
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