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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

SonOF said:
I know a dude who supposedly took 22 ecstasy pills in a night. I would call bullshit, but there were several witnesses, and this guy isn't really the bragging type. He also had a disgusting tolerance and weighed about 350 pounds.

i heard some dude was ridden by the cops (at park near my house) and pooped 50 ex's... his friends came to see him at the hospital after 3 days and he told them he still was rolling... i do believe that

btw i know a guy who took 22 pills at one party. he's not the type of ppl that lie...
 
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''mescaline blotters''

''e's are mixture of a little of all the drugs: heroin, coke, speed, etc''

''lsd blotters & hoffman blotters are different things''

''the hoffman 1943 blotter is a mixture of lsd and speed''

''ppl remove trees off the earth on pcp''

''if you smoke 10 bowls of weed off a bong and then smoke tobacco through the same water you get high''

the gold ''smoking acid'' stories, god this one pisses me off!

oh there are so many that i forgot... nor i mention the banana peels or the acid dolphin myths. Lol
 
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oh and of course this guy who told me his mom blew 13 grams of coke while watching the ''schindler list'' movie

btw i think that smoking an ounce a day is possible, though it's expensive
 
phrozen said:
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Well, I'd imagine that the tearing of heart tissue would give it away... But regardless, I don't believe it.

This reminds me of the story about a needle detaching inside a vein while someone's iving. Anyone familiar with that story?

one guy i was in rehab with had a needle stuck inside his arm for 5 years, he asked an older guy how much it is dangerous, and he told him that he had it happened with him (don't sure if he removed it), and if there were no troubles till now, it's probably ok...
weird story, but surely true.
 
the23rdfnordian said:
Some bitch told me shrooms made her think she was milk running across her floor. Then again this is the same bitch that won't do synthetic drugs (2-Cx, DOx, Etc.) because they don't come from the earth. Never mind all the physically addicting drugs she considers natural.



One time I took 2cb on a 8 hour family car trip. So I was tripping in more ways than one. It was easy as fuck. I just listened to my mp3 player and stared out the window.

same here with acid.
 
psillocybin said:
Teenage girls telling me they've drank an entire fifth to themselves, or a whole 30 pack of beer...

Ive drank a 5th of henny to my head in one night and i was a teenage girl at that time. I was 18, thats teenage right, shit.

It aint tha tmuch of a accomplishment when youre a daily liquor drinker like i was at the time.

but i think i know what you mean when you sa "teenage girls" you think of "OMG that parrty is like so cool, lets get WAYSTEEEED whoohoooo ehhehe giggle giggle" and all that crap generalzaing it to mean some dumb teenybopper chick.
 
haha yeah i remember back at school and you would come in from your weekend of a huge acid binge or a big pill bender or something, totally baked cos you smoked before school to get you through, completely scattered..and you would hear them all be like "OH MY GOD i was SOoooooo drunnnk i was sooo wasted and im soo hungover right now its killling me' and you just want to kill them all
 
how the hell is that bullshit? Tons of kids get drunk on the weekends how is that not believable......I know what youre sayin about doin serious drugs and then the kids who think theyre cool just talk about drinkin like its so bad ass while meanwhile you just ate some tabs of acid, but i dont know how that is relevant in the thread......
 
Psych0naut said:
A Bluelight member asked in a European thread a while ago if it's possible for foreigners to send pills to a testing agency in the Netherlands per mail. I answered his question, saying it wasn't possible, but I volunteered to do it for him, and tested 3 pills for him which he sended to me. I also often test pills for a friend of mine who sells them. Ow, and nowhere did I say "well my countries drugs are better than so and so countries drugs", I acknowledge that for instanced there's a much better benzo market in the U.S., let alone an market for opioids, we have none in the Netherlands except for cheap, good no. 3 heroin and methadone, nothing else. It's just a well known fact our pills are double the quality of any other country, hell we don't even have any bunk or adulterated pills, only rarely one with amphetamine sulphate in it. There has never in the Dutch history been one with PMA, DXM or ephedrine. Now keep your generalizations away from me, and for yourself.

What I was refering to when I said "my countries drugs are better than yours" is" is you saying, basically, that there is no pill in the United States that is as good as a pill from the Netherlands, I wasnt talking about other drugs because I know, as you said, the market for other drugs is typically better in the US than the Netherlands.

You test pills, thats great, I wish I had the capibility to do that myself, but I dont, and I dont need the ability to do that to say that you cant say with 100% certainty that there are no pills in the US that can stand up to the netherlands. Is it not totally possible that I have had a pill that has been better than any pill youve ever had? Of course it is, but there is no way for either of us to know that, even if you can test pills, because the fact remains that you have not tested close to anywhere near the amount of all different types of pills that are in the US and neither of us have ever taken every single type of pill available in both of our respected countries.

Im well aware that in the US, quality of pills over all is not as good as European countries, and I have no problem admiting that. What I will not agree with though, for obvious and previously stated reasons, is that, even if very very rarely, we have never seen a pill that is as good or better than any pills you have seen. Thats where I think you are making a generalization. Yeah, our pill market is far from great, but its not complete shit, either. Who knows, maybe our good ones come from your country, but still, when they get here, they become part of our market.

I know this is way off topic, and I promise to quit taking this thread off track.

Psych0naut, if youd like, id love to keep discussions going somewhere else. Im interested in other peoples views and knowledge of stuff like this, so if you are interested, PM me or something.
 
DarthMom said:
our big supplier back in the day, (who i had a major fucking crush on :D ) supposedly had a hole so big in his nose (from meth) that he could run something through it. i never thought to ask him or have him show us. looking back, i wonder if it is true/possible


When I was in jail, there was an older guy in there that was a major cokehead in the 80s. He could literally stick his entire pinky in his nose, was actually kind of freaky lol. So yes, it is possible.
 
Okay, I've got a good one! An old friend of mine told me that in the late 70s/early 80s he was driving across Ohio around Christmas with 23 huge blocks of hash in the trunk.
The hash was wrapped in cellophane and then in tinfoil. He was pulled over by a state trooper, the trooper wanted to search the car, they opened the trunk of the car
and my friend said "holy shit, I forgot about all this fruitcake" grabbed about four of them and handed them to the trooper and told him to please take some because
his wife had been baking this shit for two weeks and he hates fruitcake. The cop just gave him a really strange look, said no thanks and be on your way - LOL.
 
lol

One time my little brother was acting all messed up on a saturday morning and I said wtf are you on?? He said 'I was just smoking some shrooms!'

One girl said 'getting caught with 2 e pills is man slaughter since herion is used to cut pills.'

Someone told me they were parachuting spores and they tripped.

Some girl I know swore these pills had mescaline in them when they tested positive for MDA.
 
Ok, first of all, from my experience smoking >ounce a day is possible. Me and 3 other friends smoked 14 joints each ~1gram in about a 2 hour drive. When I used to sell weed, everyone at my house would have pot. throughout the day wed roll 3 or 4 3 5 gram blunts....plus joints, bowls and bongs. Its definately possible, its just a waste of weed:)
 
Schleprock said:
Okay, I've got a good one! An old friend of mine told me that in the late 70s/early 80s he was driving across Ohio around Christmas with 23 huge blocks of hash in the trunk.
The hash was wrapped in cellophane and then in tinfoil. He was pulled over by a state trooper, the trooper wanted to search the car, they opened the trunk of the car
and my friend said "holy shit, I forgot about all this fruitcake" grabbed about four of them and handed them to the trooper and told him to please take some because
his wife had been baking this shit for two weeks and he hates fruitcake. The cop just gave him a really strange look, said no thanks and be on your way - LOL.

Thats the best one yet :D
 
Lady Chaos said:
Some guy once told me that he used to shoot up in his tear ducts. I laughed my ass off.


I thought that was actually possible?

In the movie Pitch Black, Cole Hauser shot up morphine in his tear ducts. In the commentary I believe, he said that the reason he was shooting it up that way was because he asked a local druggie (in Australia I think, I'll have to watch the commentary again to be exact) where the most disgusting place to shoot up that he has seen was, and he was told the tear duct.
 
SonOF said:
I know a dude who supposedly took 22 ecstasy pills in a night. I would call bullshit, but there were several witnesses, and this guy isn't really the bragging type. He also had a disgusting tolerance and weighed about 350 pounds.
Sounds reasonable actually. When I used e reguarly and munched them down like candy, I could go through 15 or more in a night and be looking for more when the sun was starting to come up, if i had more $ i would have done it probably
 
When some n00b kid was bragging about all the times he's smoked DMT. I was just like yeah fucking right douche.
 
burn out said:
when people say they used to smoke an ounce of dank weed a day for extended periods of time. i just dont believe that.
no we did that
my friend's mom owned a coffee shop and would leave envelopes full of cash hidden in random places around the house.
so every day jesse'd be like, "i got 500 dollars, what do we wanna do? of course weed. shrooms? hotel room?"
we'd smoke about an ounce a day.
or some days he'd show up and be like
"aw, i only got 200 bucks today, guess we'll have to make due."
that was during what we call "the purple era" since we were getting ounces of the darkest granddaddy purp nugs you've ever seen.
good times...
 
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