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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

the23rdfnordian said:
One time I took 2cb on a 8 hour family car trip. So I was tripping in more ways than one. It was easy as fuck. I just listened to my mp3 player and stared out the window.
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^Funny as shit..
 
Ex heroin user and weed smoker who said he hadn't slept for 2 years.

Someone who said that they drank a whole bottle of red wine and 25 vodka lemonade limes between aprox 8 and 12 pm one night
 
psillocybin said:
Teenage girls telling me they've drank an entire fifth to themselves, or a whole 30 pack of beer...
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You've never met my friend Loki.. She drinks all of us under the table.. And ive seen her drink more then 30 beers in one night.
 
The smoking a pound of dank a day, that shit pisses me off haha!
BULLLLLLSHIITT
 
benzoboy said:
The smoking a pound of dank a day, that shit pisses me off haha!
BULLLLLLSHIITT
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i think you would pass out before you could get through it all.

maybe a pound of schwag.... MAYBE, with a large group of people

either way, what a waste of money!
 
DoctorShop said:
I remember watching that movie "Don't tell mum the babysitters dead" and the stoner rocker dude walked in with a mull plant. I was seven years old or something and I asked my grandma "Whats that plant grandma?"

No kidding, she was like "It's a drug dear... and it will KIIIIILLL YOOOUUU!!!".

I was thinking, why the hell would that guy have something like that if it was going to kill him. He just seemed lazy to me, not dying.

Sorry slightly off topic.
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Nah man, that totally qualifies as a drug story someone told you that was bullshit. If that doesn't, nothing does.
 
milhouse_ptfc said:
Ex heroin user and weed smoker who said he hadn't slept for 2 years.

Someone who said that they drank a whole bottle of red wine and 25 vodka lemonade limes between aprox 8 and 12 pm one night
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Only stopping occasionally to "rest his eyes".


I can hear the guy in my head for some reason.

"Yeah, man... I haven't slept in fucking TWO YEARS, bro..."
 
One time this kid told me he bought 2 pounds of weed and lit a bonfire in the center of a closet to fishbowl it.

I doubted the tales validity.
 
psychetool said:
P.S. Smoking an oz in a day is easy if you are vaporizing. I don't believe anyone would smoke that much other then on 4/20 or something, but I'v seen it done a couple times. A big hookah will do the trick too.
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I don't know what kind of vaporizer you're using, but you're not using it right if you're consuming more than you would if you were using a lighter.

You can rip a bong in 1 hit, even a pretty fat bowl. You can't one-hit a vaporizer.

Like others have said the people who 'smoked an ounce a day for a month' or whatever are usually BSing (unless they are sitting around smoking massive amounts of schwagg everyday). Anyhow, smoking or vaping an ounce would be very harsh on the throat.
 
Okay I just remembered this one, a friend of mine's brother once told me he tripped on acid for 52 days straight... putting blotters in his eye most of the time. =/
 
I tried to smoke 14grams with a friend in one night. We couldn't. We were too stoned, and our throats were too sore.
 
psillocybin said:
Okay I just remembered this one, a friend of mine's brother once told me he tripped on acid for 52 days straight... putting blotters in his eye most of the time. =/
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haha.

can you say brain dead?
 
one of my old buddies claimed he made acid out of beer... he even told me the whole bullshit procedure, it involed heating the beer to a certain temp, then- fuck i dont even remember but it sounded like total crap.... its not possible to make acid from beer, is it?
 
Yeah its the myth about making acid with fosters beer haha. Ive heard someone say they made acid out of rye bread. I know it comes from a fungus that grows on rye, but I dont think this kid is smart enough to do that. Or most people for that matter, whether it be inexperience or lack of chemicals.
 
if there is any possibility to make acid out of beer, than it would surely be fosters!
 
our big supplier back in the day, (who i had a major fucking crush on :D ) supposedly had a hole so big in his nose (from meth) that he could run something through it. i never thought to ask him or have him show us. looking back, i wonder if it is true/possible
 
My older brother still clings to the myths that "brown speckles in pills = heroin". And that "acid stays in your brain forever".

I've given up trying to explain otherwise.
 
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