Fuckin weirdo lol
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w01fg4ng
Bluelighter
Drunk sex with girlfriend and she was curious about anal but didn't want to say anything instead just let it happen. That was one of my first experiences.
One perk about being bi; everyone has an ass.
One perk about being bi; everyone has an ass.
ChemicallyEnhanced
Bluelighter
Yup! In the words of Hannah Montana "You get the best of both worlds" haha
Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
I don't think that I'll ever experience anal, my dick is too thick
Lucy20
Ex-Bluelighter
So ummm bbq ? Lol
Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
after some effort I could introduce it for sure but it wouldn't be very comfortable for the other person. don't imagine that I have an extra big dick, it's just thick that's all, it's average by size
CoastTwoCoast
Bluelighter
I would get the best of both worlds if I was with someone who looks like you. Based on your description, you're hot enough to be mistaken for a woman. Of course you're a guy so the added benefit is you have a penis.
I'm attracted to women, but I doubt I could be in a relationship with one because they don't have the right equipment. They use strap-ons, but it's not the same thing. I need cock. lol
Lucy20
Ex-Bluelighter
after some effort I could introduce it for sure but it wouldn't be very comfortable for the other person. don't imagine that I have an extra big dick, it's just thick that's all, it's average by size
My boyfriend is well endowed and he can still only get 4 inches in. But you may be thicker.
I think i need a photo for comparison, just being helpful ?. I will let you know my findings
Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
will do one, right now I'm nodding my ass off and in some time I have to catch a bus, I can't stop nodding, even when I could I just stay with my eyes closed and think "hmmm just a little bit more" and i'm out.
I'm thinking of hooking up with some chicks today, maybe I'll suggest the idea. never had complaints about the thickness until this year ( this is how I realised that the chicks were more slutty in the other 2 towns I lived in ), multiple partners told me this. so considering that normal intercourse was sometimes painful for them I never suggested anal.
I'm thinking of hooking up with some chicks today, maybe I'll suggest the idea. never had complaints about the thickness until this year ( this is how I realised that the chicks were more slutty in the other 2 towns I lived in ), multiple partners told me this. so considering that normal intercourse was sometimes painful for them I never suggested anal.
ChemicallyEnhanced
Bluelighter
ChemicallyEnhanced
Bluelighter
I'm nodding a little. Hardly got any sleep last night, woke up still high and have been taking these DHC one after another all morning. Had like 40mg Chlorphenamine, too.
You sure you're okay going out while on the nod? Don't want you falling asleep and getting robbed or something.
Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
It's okay I can handle it, there were a few odd times where I used to travel through carpooling and nodded my ass off on oxy salivating in the backseat, slurring words from time to time. I'm fine now to travel, i'll sleep on the bus anyway, when the weed will be gone i'll feel less sleepy, ok enough off topic stuff
Zopiclone bandit
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Made me laugh yesterday, my only real mate who I've not seen since he got with his new woman had done a bit of coke with his new woman & he had heard me pass comment about the prostate etc before but his so "Vanilla" to EVEN THINK about anal play is strange to him.
Anyway he was a bit drunk & on the sniff & he asked her to stick a finger up his ass & she lost the plot, began to call him queer & a fag etc, he was blaming me for it too.
Anyway he was a bit drunk & on the sniff & he asked her to stick a finger up his ass & she lost the plot, began to call him queer & a fag etc, he was blaming me for it too.
ChemicallyEnhanced
Bluelighter
Derschieber
Bluelighter
It is perfectly normal to reject the idea of buttsex, including a finger in the bum. Regardless of how much people may wish to believe that the anus can be clean, it's fucking filthy and stinks like shit lol. The smell can quickly fill the entire room, and there's nothing sexy about that. If a woman isn't turned on by the idea of having a stink finger reeking to high heaven, whilst being intimate, that doesn't make her a bitch. It probably just mean she has a healthy, high standard of personal hygiene.
I hate shit. Having feces laying around is utterly unacceptable. When I take a dump, all the shit has to go. Every last bit of it.
Shit is the epitome of dirtiness. It can not be made clean, it can not be accommodated, it can not be compromised with. Sharing a bed with shit is out of the question.
When there is a mysterious scent of shit in the air, the source must be found. Eradicated. Shit is unacceptable in the house, around the house, on my ass, fingers or anywhere at all. Shit is an abomination hahaha
Choosing not to have sex with shit in the mix is a perfectly legitimate, respectable choice. Wise even.
I hate shit. Having feces laying around is utterly unacceptable. When I take a dump, all the shit has to go. Every last bit of it.
Shit is the epitome of dirtiness. It can not be made clean, it can not be accommodated, it can not be compromised with. Sharing a bed with shit is out of the question.
When there is a mysterious scent of shit in the air, the source must be found. Eradicated. Shit is unacceptable in the house, around the house, on my ass, fingers or anywhere at all. Shit is an abomination hahaha
Choosing not to have sex with shit in the mix is a perfectly legitimate, respectable choice. Wise even.
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mal3volent
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If you can't have anal sex without worrying about feces you really ought to just stick to masturbation and crying.
swilow
Bluelight Crew
Have you ever heard of enemas? I know you have, it's what gets squirted on store windows when you are making a sociopolitical point. Anyway, they also clean the anus.
What are your thoughts on urine while we're discussing human discharges? If you perform oral sex, there's a chance you've consumed little microscopic urine particles and if you enjoyed oral sex, there's a chance you enjoyed consuming microscopic urine particles.
Honestly though, just do what I do and throw caution to the wind and simply don't think about possible consequences for your behaviour. I don't know if life is easier this way, but life is always easier with anal sex so draw your own conclusions.
Derschieber
Bluelighter
@swilow Enemas clean the anus, more or less.
There is a world of difference between microscopic urine particles and a fresh steaming turd lol
I seriously doubt that the guy in Zopiclone's scenario gave himself an enema quickly, before jumping back in bed to ask his woman to now stick a finger in his bum.
More likely that he asked her to poke into his bum-hole 'as is'.
I respect her choice not to do it. Her decision makes sense to me, since I find the smell of poop repulsive. Also the idea of suddenly running out for an enema is just....well...inconvenient...unnecessary if you will.
Life is not always easier with anal sex. Some time ago I was chatting with a gay dude on youtube about all this, and he told me about his radically painful infection where some kind of seed (suspected sesame) had become lodged deep inside his penis and began to fester...think swelling, puss...pissing making you cry like a baby...poor guy. Many hours crying in pain etc...it was a real horror story.
Better run away ?
There is a world of difference between microscopic urine particles and a fresh steaming turd lol
I seriously doubt that the guy in Zopiclone's scenario gave himself an enema quickly, before jumping back in bed to ask his woman to now stick a finger in his bum.
More likely that he asked her to poke into his bum-hole 'as is'.
I respect her choice not to do it. Her decision makes sense to me, since I find the smell of poop repulsive. Also the idea of suddenly running out for an enema is just....well...inconvenient...unnecessary if you will.
Life is not always easier with anal sex. Some time ago I was chatting with a gay dude on youtube about all this, and he told me about his radically painful infection where some kind of seed (suspected sesame) had become lodged deep inside his penis and began to fester...think swelling, puss...pissing making you cry like a baby...poor guy. Many hours crying in pain etc...it was a real horror story.
Better run away ?
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SmashingWretzky
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I have read through this thread and may aswell contribute what ive learnt over the years..
I'm a straight male and when it comes to anal I have found that the key is to keep your woman relaxed and comfortable.. Especially if it's new territory for her... As you ladies know your minds are beautiful crazy places at times. in the bedroom its where all the magic really happens though... So guys take your time and be gentle in the beginning. Communication is important and her body will let you know when its ready... The best most comfortable position with someone new is to have them on top like cow girl that way the lady has the most control over things... Eventually if all goes well you should be able to increase tempo change position.
I am above average size but its all about how you use it not how big it is. I have to take more care earlier on being bigger it does take more time but when its done right size is no issue.
I have fucked as hard fast and deep as I can possibly go but it is a build up and the woman will tell you if and when it's time to fuck her brains out. The thing is the same amount of care and concern must always be taken. You have her trust and are lucky to be doing it. If it hurts she will tense up and you should slow it down to a stand still give her time to compose herself. if its too much for her you have found her limit and as long as you keep it in mind for next time it should be pain free for her...
I have been pretty general as every woman is unique but I have always approached it in a similar fashion. I love seeing someone sexually free and able to do whatever they want with no judgement. Its the way it should be and if she wants to be dirty push the boundaries then she isn't a slut or an object. She feels free and comfortable enough to be herself and its again a privilege because most men may not have been able to take her to that place..
I am a man who has no issue with letting a female fuck me if she desires. It's not gay or something to be ashamed of at all. I don't hide away from it and never will. It for me was and js about the transference of power. It's easy to be dominant and in control for men. Its as simple as this if you are prepared to give it then be man enough to take it.
Some of my mates called me gay and I am sure some men consider it gay. What they haven't considered is the reactions of females when told the same not once have i been called gay or judged. I am prepared to do it again with the right woman if its on her list of sexual desires. At 30 I have much more to discover and more fun and experiences to have still. Nothing is off limits yet
I'm a straight male and when it comes to anal I have found that the key is to keep your woman relaxed and comfortable.. Especially if it's new territory for her... As you ladies know your minds are beautiful crazy places at times. in the bedroom its where all the magic really happens though... So guys take your time and be gentle in the beginning. Communication is important and her body will let you know when its ready... The best most comfortable position with someone new is to have them on top like cow girl that way the lady has the most control over things... Eventually if all goes well you should be able to increase tempo change position.
I am above average size but its all about how you use it not how big it is. I have to take more care earlier on being bigger it does take more time but when its done right size is no issue.
I have fucked as hard fast and deep as I can possibly go but it is a build up and the woman will tell you if and when it's time to fuck her brains out. The thing is the same amount of care and concern must always be taken. You have her trust and are lucky to be doing it. If it hurts she will tense up and you should slow it down to a stand still give her time to compose herself. if its too much for her you have found her limit and as long as you keep it in mind for next time it should be pain free for her...
I have been pretty general as every woman is unique but I have always approached it in a similar fashion. I love seeing someone sexually free and able to do whatever they want with no judgement. Its the way it should be and if she wants to be dirty push the boundaries then she isn't a slut or an object. She feels free and comfortable enough to be herself and its again a privilege because most men may not have been able to take her to that place..
I am a man who has no issue with letting a female fuck me if she desires. It's not gay or something to be ashamed of at all. I don't hide away from it and never will. It for me was and js about the transference of power. It's easy to be dominant and in control for men. Its as simple as this if you are prepared to give it then be man enough to take it.
Some of my mates called me gay and I am sure some men consider it gay. What they haven't considered is the reactions of females when told the same not once have i been called gay or judged. I am prepared to do it again with the right woman if its on her list of sexual desires. At 30 I have much more to discover and more fun and experiences to have still. Nothing is off limits yet