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[Captain.Heroin]

You're welcome

THANK YOU FOR TEMPERING HIS SALTY STICK

I'm sure it took a lot of licks to get to his center caramel goo goodness

 

[mal3volent]

[GROSSER WOMANLY SHIT]

Two: Don't let him in
You'll have to kick him out again

 

[mal3volent]

that's the other thing

HE NEVER OVERSTAYS A WELCOME

...[GROSS WOMANLY SHIT]....

Three: Don't be his friend
You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
And if you're under him, you ain't gettin' over him

 

[Captain.Heroin]

And if you're under him, you ain't gettin' over him

THIS IS GOING TO BE MY NEW SIGNATURE

if FRANCE is ever eliminated from the WORLD

 

[mal3volent]

THIS IS GOING TO BE MY NEW SIGNATURE

if FRANCE is ever eliminated from the WORLD

just be sure to give me credit because I TOTES WROTE THAT SHIT

 

[Captain.Heroin]

just be sure to give me credit because I TOTES WROTE THAT SHIT

ok bro

I might even say it to the ladies of the cuddle puddle one day

but they won't know who u are

u gotta come out and get known brahhh

 

[Painful One]

Three: Don't be his friend
You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
And if you're under him, you ain't gettin' over him

Excellent advise here!

Let France work out their own problems. They got it!

I vote for this signature C.H.

 

[mal3volent]

@Painful One POPO gets it. You are the best btw for not getting offended about that meme I made

 

[Captain.Heroin]

see PO is like c2c but ACTUALLY PLUR as fuck.

she's not a faker.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

lol mal i tried double-post-deletion and it gave me the same error message as u

i think the only solution is a restart

this just in cpt is too high to bork at the right doggos

 

[Captain.Heroin]

the best part about open love style

you can do whatever you want, whomever you want, flirt all you want

zero guilty feelings

zero hesitations

one hundred percent lover

 

[Captain.Heroin]

i owe MADNESS at least half a blow job

maybe just a lick of the Popsicle

or maybe i'll just buy him a whore in Nevada when we go there

I CAN FANTASIZE ABOUT OTHER PPL AS MY "PARTNER" i'll NEVER HAVE because EWW FEELINGS

the emotions are aweome, feel all of them, but know they are a one way street and they're not into you

i repel everyone I have ever met

 

[Captain.Heroin]

feelings are great
'FEEELings" are when they BOTH share the feel and it's awkward

NEVER

GOING

THRU

THAT

AGAIN

don't fall in love with me but let me love you

then go out there and hit on the next hot thing you see


lover

 

[mal3volent]

I'M SOBER ENOUGH TO DO THAT [twink twink]

ftfy

 

[Captain.Heroin]

if this entire movie wasn't CLEARLY made for me then fuck my ass bro

seriously mal you have to watch this movie it's a real experience

 

[Captain.Heroin]

GOOD MORNING @DopeM how are you doing my friend did you sleep well

i hope u are feeling the feels nicely

I am going to eat soon and then cry about the status of my shitty life.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

oh god I swear ok my visuals ARE worse but I haven't used in like 20 hours.

and by "use" i'm not counting cannabis/shatter.

i like alcohol

 

[Painful One]

@Captain.Heroin
I love you!


You are worthy of love and you are fucking awesome!

No more suicide talk.
You are WAY too loved for that!

 

[Captain.Heroin]

addicted
to
noise

 

[Captain.Heroin]

@Captain.Heroin
I love you!
❤

You are worthy of love and you are fucking awesome!

No more suicide talk.
You are WAY too loved for that!

ok i guess

if u insist hun, only for you

i have to go eat now because I am taking "marginally better care of myself"... which makes me want to puke and cut myself... THIS ISN'T WHO I AM SUPPOSED to be THIS ISN'T WHO i was I DON'T GET TO FORM AN identity I JUST GET TO ELIMINATE THAT SHIT OUT OF ME like a money shot