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I ate a meal and

I am still hungry

This sucks I have to eat cereal to abate my hunger and eradicate this sickness they call life

life, ends in death
why is it called life?

I am not living, I am dying

and Death looks becoming on me
 
Captain.Heroin said:
this is my ultimate desire so the illusion of time can stop forever

there's some beauuutiful moments where I'd be totes happier if I'd have died.
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did you ever see that movie The Time Machine? He goes to the future and the military or someone fucked too much with gravity or something and the moon was breaking Apart. Then he passes out in the time machine, goes waaaaaay too far. So far that everyone was primitive again and there were these cannibal vampires living underground
 
mal3volent said:
did you ever see that movie The Time Machine? He goes to the future and the military or someone fucked too much with gravity or something and the moon was breaking Apart. Then he passes out in the time machine, goes waaaaaay too far. So far that everyone was primitive again and there were these cannibal vampires living underground
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no I haven't

I don't watch a lot of movies, it typically takes a cuddle puddle, lots of drugs, and a lot of D sucking/grabbing for me to sit through a whole movie

and typically I don't make it the whole way through, because sex and drugs

HELP I can't sit still for 8 hours and have nothing better to do BORKBORKBORKBORK

the dog in my head wants to kill me

and I don't have enough rope or gasoline to go to the ideal tree
 
Hint: it's meth psychosis

You can't get old if you have no idea how old you are, when your birthday is, 9r what even time and space is

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DopeM said:
Why wait? (not that it'll be long)
There's a long list of things I can think of as acceptable legal defenses to slapping him upside the head and then photographing it.

Although,as my scissoring partner I can tell you his hip flexor game is on point and my money is on him in a fair fist fight (mostly because I know he wouldn't fight fair)

And b4 you go all GUNS on me idc we are strictly speaking of a hypothetical fistfight

AND it wouldn't be fair bc as a felon hopey can't own any munitions
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You give me too much credit.... as if I'd fight fair lol
 
I realized that Midway through the first sentence, but it wouldn't jive with where my job was heading and I passively dismissed it as I do with most things in my life.
 
@Painful One

Either you have me blocked, which would be weird bc you respond to my posts, but not unheard of especially if the person you refer to me acting different towards you if I knew who you were was alasdairM as he is known to do such things.


Or

I'm banned again for edging to long.

Bc I tried to send you a nice message and patch up our current misunderstanding but it said I could not send you a message.

I suppose this could be some weird purgatory like ghost state where I can see others posting and interprete it as responses to my perceived posts which they aren't actually seeing bc i am in fact dead and purgatory'd.

Either way. I will post it here.


To:@painful one
Subject:Olive Garden

Good morning/afternoon/evening,

It seems we may be off on the wrong foot and this dance just won't work in such a manner. I apologize that I am not sure what it is that was said many months ago to throw the proverbial stick in the spoke of what could be a wonderful and easy riding bicycle, if you could point me in the direction of said slight then I would gladly rethink my choice of words/actions/etc. I would even go so far as hinting at the idea of an apology if it was deemed necessary by the human resources dept at Hopeless Jah holdings inc.


Furthermore, I will apologize for offending you today. I was merely trying to inject some light hearted banter into what is a rather dry and lazy lounge in relativity to past iterations where insults, jokes at the expense of others, and general tomfoolery were the watermark of a successful shitpost. This is my default setting. I apologize if my crass and uncouth skill set gas rubbed you the wrong way. If you would be so kind as to communicate with me your hopes, dreams, and desires for our relationship moving forward I will put every reasonable¹ effort into see them through.

I'm sorry.

How can I make things better?




*If I have mistaken your outrage as sincere and it is merely feigned, then well played.

¹reasonable as defined by the corporate handbook received by all new employees of Hopeless Jah Holdings, inc. let's just say the bar is not set any higher than my last dose of oxy.


Cheers friend,


Jah
 
Aha! Loved the message @DopeM
and I accept your apology and I also apologize myself.
You are correct that I am a tad bit touchy this morning seeing as how I just got released from hell and all.

I ran myself out of morphine, clonazepam, and gabapentin and yes, all three hellraiser demons dragged my poor soul to hell.
I have learned the error of my ways.

Just knock it off already!

You couldn’t send me a message because I have my profile set to accepting messages only from “friends”.
I will consider adding you to the list if You will cease and desist all mean actions towards me henceforth!

Peace my brother!
 
DopeM said:
Hold my cock
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