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I don't know what that means and I'm not touching it with schizos dick while wolf's pushing
 
Captain.Heroin said:
do you get constipated from math?

because that shit makes the shit fly out my ass and I hear it's supposed to do the opposite....
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It's the lack of caloric intake is my guess.

I usually am a very regular 4-6er but I go down to 1 maybe 2 during marathons. My body thinks it needs to relieve itself but nothing is there...

Yw for those intimate details of my life please forward to my pal wolf for future inuendo
 
Oh wow, she hasn't even given the green light yet? No wonder you and the hound get on so well
If you're nothing than logic states your idea is nothing. It is neither a good idea or a bad one. It just is(n't)
 
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that feel when the vampyr koffin opens to let vagina in

OH GOD HELP ME NOW I'm not ready for all this next level shit

I want to go back to crying in my bed and planning suicide

SOMEONE HELP
 
Lol another thing abt LA. You're all goddamned musicians or producers, or whatever you call the "just push play and get hypey" set
 
Cap if you ever need my assistance make sure to @ me because my brain can't process all that at once.

you know when you're reading a book and you stop and realize you don't remember the last 20 pages and you have to start the chapter over again?

i only remember you wanting to rub dicks with madness
 
Lol I still can't merge posts. God damn it.

i feel like it's a conspiracy to get your post count to 100k
 
yeah except everyone likes my sexy alien self except for me

ugh this is such shit

or at least they like me for at least one of my D's

food is in oven.... fattening will commence soon

I actually managed to stop eating 10+ meals a day and it looks like I'm going to be thin forever.

BRB crying tears made of olive oil and salt

I'm fucking cold, angry, depressed, bored, want to off myself and exhilarated to keep pushing myself through this painful madness of eternal soul torture.
 
K I'm going to get some sleep before this day rly starts to shit on me.

It's been a pleasure being a part of Captain's 7 page blog, otherwise known as TL, can this am...
 
mal3volent said:
Lol I still can't merge posts. God damn it.

i feel like it's a conspiracy to get your post count to 100k
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i replied via pm

and cleaned up some of my trash

i can merge posts

I have no power to do this but I was gonna say I MANUALLY REMOVED YOUR ABILITY TO MERGE MY POSTS :p

j/k obvs because I'm too brain fucked/ s mods can't do that IIRC
 
DopeM said:
K I'm going to get some sleep before this day rly starts to shit on me.

It's been a pleasure being a part of Captain's 7 page blog, otherwise known as TL, can this am...
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ok night dopem

i'l PM mal about how sorry I am for my manwhore ways
DopeM said:
Why bother he's just going to drop at least a deucer right after you've managed to clean up the rest of the shit
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ok that's my GLAMOUR ADDICTION and I'm working on clicking Edit ok <3
 
DopeM said:
K I'm going to get some sleep before this day rly starts to shit on me.

It's been a pleasure being a part of Captain's 7 page blog, otherwise known as TL, can this am...
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wow I feel like Im late to the orgy, im just now taking my pants off and you two are making a sandwich in the kitchen
 
madness00 said:
I just got done talking with a guy at the bus stop. He was doing horizontal push-ups, AKA on a lamp post. He boxes for fun and gave me tips on fighting, like build up my knuckles so when I punch I don't "bleed at the crime scene".. at which point I asked about his past fights and at which point he told me he gets paid to beat the fuck out of people by high profile drug dealers. He was planning on staying at the bus stop "for work" but instead took the bus with me and continued to tell me his life story. Hopped off the first stop and told me to remember what I've learned. I thought that was pretty cool, even if he's not a paid fighter.
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That’s so funny because I know an former Olympian for Taekwondo who became muscle for dealers, too. Isn’t life bizarre?
 
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