Samadhi
Bluelight Crew
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I've been finding myself in some seriously odd situations lately. On Saturday night I left one awkward scene only to walk straight into another which culminated in being lost in the inner west at 8am and having to call my friend to assist with a sentence that started with, 'OK, I'm really sorry about this, but I'm totally lost. These are my cross streets. Not 100% on the suburb. Please direct me out of here. Also, although I am totally disgusting right now, I just saw a bird eating vomit.'
Yes.do you think you would be happy in yourself if you were in a relationship?
And yes.Would having a partner be the answer to your problems?
Well I don't hate myself. I'm just tired of being single.
nicky, as your friend (who will use the good china) I'm happy to start spreading rumours about how AMAZING you are in bed and how ENORMOUS your penis is.
Just let me know when you think the T-ville ladies are ready for your jelly and I'll hit the hype button.
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NickyJ, you'll be OK. As we discussed earlier, you need time to grieve and process your emotions. Mums, chocolate, ice-cream and shitty films are stellar for helping out.
You know I'm always here champ'. You'll get back on the wagon eventually.