Throwies!
As far as I know Capt'n L&F,
they're still available...
...I bought a case 2 months ago or something.
As they are small they don't get warm.
As they are small you can throw them down.
An' as they are small,
if you're atta/runnin' a party where
people may be onna 'nuther substance,
an' keep forgetin' where their drink is,
puttin' it down an' then wantin' another one,
then openin' a freshie.
(anyone feel me;
throwin' out 150 half-full imports
inna clean-up the followin' day can really break
one's spirits, especially if theirs no alcohol left around
can simply drain the rest of the sera' & dopa' out of my brain...)
An in the in'rest of harm reduction,
each is a standard drink,
so if you do actually wanna know
when y'ur legal to drive,
just note time of commencement,
an' mark each time you have one somewhere.
Well,
I've done it before
as my days of drink drivin'
have been over fo' many years...
...an' I'm not proud of sayin' I ever did it...
...except that time I drove to someones pool
with a martini in my hand
an' didn't spill a drop...
Karma bit me back,
doe,
even when I was countin' drinks,
on my birthday night,
an' I gotta $460 fine
&
3 month suspension.
For bein' .005 over the limit.
That was a bit rough.
THE END.
I'm gonna go buy a bottle of wine.
PEACE
UnS
