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Short/Long Hot/Cold Day/Night: Would YOU Describe YOUR Drink??

An' Awesomwoke With No Hangover. I LOVE MEAL DRINKS.

Man I drank jugs of Bloody Mary's yesterday.
I'm sooo glad I left pitchin' the "Pantry" 'till last.
I had celery salt,
worcester,
tabasco,
sea salt,
ground pepper,
even cucumber fo' a garnishin'
& my secret ingredient,
wasabi!

I had to buy a lemon, tho.

T'was awesome.

I haven't had Bloody Mary's since
The Bloody Mary Breakfast Club shut down.

But the REAL NEWS,
IMBIBERS,
is the the TAX HIKE
on 'ALCO-POPS'
(*shudders*)

looks to be overthrown.

But the $$$ already rais'd won't be return'd to the breweries.

Apparently,
it will be us'd to fund anti-alcohol ads,
an' alcohol treatment.

Apparently prices on these drinks will drop
inna coupla weeks.

Apparently,
she saw an alien once.

:|
 
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Throwin' Hands In Tha Air. An' I Jus' Got Off The Phone With My Baby.

Fuckin' yeah is The Word On The Street.

I look'd under my sink fo' bugspray,
caus someone call'd me an' ax'd me if I had any,
an' at the back was
a half'abottle of Vodka-0.

I ALWAYS
keep track
of ev'rythin'
I cella...
ax a brotha.

An' derre is it,
in all it's glory.

So I'm scullin' atit ATM,
an' chasin' it with Multi-V Juice
mix'd with Apple Blackcurrent.

The combo-juice gives it somethin'
unbeknownst to either on it's own,
like Ying & Yang tattoos.

It'll be be gone in two shakes of a lambs tail.

An' I'd been at my parents fo' dinner,
an' drunk half a bottle o'
Baily & Baily
"monkey's cousin"
Pinot Grigio
South Australian 2008 White.
An' they gave me another to take home.

I caught the Grigio disease from Miss L
when up North,
&
it's now superseded
my adorable relationship
with Riesling...

So fuckin' win.

An' also,
after years of avoidin'
'The Mighty Boosh'
because I associat'd it with
a prod'blem childe
I liv'd with,
I gave it a go las' week,
an' was amuse'ed
as I was tonight.

All Round Win!


PEACE DARINKAS
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Scarborough 2008 Late Harvest Botrytis Semillon. Like drinking liquid gold <3<3
 
As I haven given up alcohol for a period that I deem responsible to my many daily challenges that I struggle with, some physical, in which I sometimes get to yell out PHYSICAL CHALLENGE! In Lieu of this I am forced to drink tea my new housemate made me which consisted of green tea, ginger, lemon and honey. I almost live with hippies except for one of the girls who constantly has to remind me on a daily basis that she is a model, doing 7 shows at fashion week. Thats a lot of shows she tells me when I dont show her the amount of interest she is requesting. Thats great love. I dont give a RATS ARSE! Anyway, I would like it if she would stop with the ' Hello, Im a model' introductions to every aspect of her life. Let me explain: I ask about her vegetarianism. Her response: Im a model. Look at me pose naked with this large penile shape bird. The campaign wont allow me to use this picture, [as i drift off from her tirade about chicken killing, the word BEASTALITY is inserted somewhere about here]

Im a model and I make my housemates lovely tea [ and force them to look at bird porn]
 
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Look,
I've said it once,
twice,
three FUCKIN' TIMES.

There's a tea thread.
There's a coffee thread.

Both in Aus Soc.

This Thread is About
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES
so
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT TEA!

UnSquare

\Shit.

Yeah, be clever someone an' mention LIIT.
FFS.
 
Oh master Unsquare, how art thee, like a small arsehole tree ? Im pretty sure grapes dont grow on trees, but vines. I dont know of any vines, so you mustn't be an arsehole! However, in times like these, will lack of everything, a vine might replace a tree.

The leaves dont fall far from the branches, ok ?
 
I Don't Care How Many Steps.

I Love & Respecta You,
Miss M...
But STFUTSE.

I love Tea, too.
But I get ALL sorts of anxiety on caffeine.
An' a hangover/paranoia much more than a tree-day el lino binge.
Hence Diff'rent Strokes.

If y'ur not drinkin' alcohol
or tax'in' 'bout it,
Please refain from enterin' thread.

My favourite is Lapsang Souschang.
I also love teas from the Yunnan Region o' China,
& Good Earl
& Lady Greys.

Read The Guidelines.
Page 1.

There is a tea thread.

<3
PEACE
UnS
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Pink muthafuckaz. It's pink!

Im'about ta be darinking abottle
o'
Bailey & Bailey
"tickety-boo"
Rose
2006
Sth-East Aus.
to round off some other
wine.

Rose' has made mad advances
in both quality
&
content
(not to mention al. content)
in recent years,
an' I canna understand why peeps don'
flock it.

But,
hey,
it keeps it at MAD pr(ect.)ices.

So, thumbs up.

$6 mark'd down from 13.
12%.

I guess pink is still gay.

Keep it up wino's.

PEACE
UnSquare
:)

Contains No Traces Of Nuts, Fish, Dairy or Tea.
 
^ Rosé was my favourite drink in the summer of 2007/08 but I didn't drink much of it this Summer. Not really sure why.

I was refused service to the bottleshop under my apartment because I was talking on my phone when I got to the counter. I really do understand how rude it is, but it was a very important conversation about concert tickets. ;)

I was served after a small amount of pleading to the guy who looks like 1234.

I'm drinking a Falls Wines Semillion.
 
We bought some Illusion Rose from Petersons Champagne House in the Hunter on the weekend UnSq. It's the bees knees! Real men drink pink.
 
Figure this be the best place to ask.

Do any of you know if they make throw downs anymore?
I havent seen them for years.
It used to be a good novelty thing to be able to get a carton of VB thowies.
 
I've seen throw down premix bourbon and cola bottles, but I agree, I haven't seen VB throw downs in years! Surely they still have them, I'll find out. I'm mates with every employee in every grog shop and pub in town here :D (small town syndrome)

Onto my 3rd glass of Bulliet now. Having a day off EVERYTHING today... :)
 
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Meh...... It's wine....... :)
 
Throwies!

As far as I know Capt'n L&F,
they're still available...

...I bought a case 2 months ago or something.

As they are small they don't get warm.

As they are small you can throw them down.

An' as they are small,
if you're atta/runnin' a party where
people may be onna 'nuther substance,
an' keep forgetin' where their drink is,
puttin' it down an' then wantin' another one,
then openin' a freshie.
(anyone feel me;
throwin' out 150 half-full imports
inna clean-up the followin' day can really break
one's spirits, especially if theirs no alcohol left around
can simply drain the rest of the sera' & dopa' out of my brain...)


An in the in'rest of harm reduction,
each is a standard drink,
so if you do actually wanna know
when y'ur legal to drive,
just note time of commencement,
an' mark each time you have one somewhere.

Well,
I've done it before
as my days of drink drivin'
have been over fo' many years...
...an' I'm not proud of sayin' I ever did it...
...except that time I drove to someones pool
with a martini in my hand
an' didn't spill a drop...

Karma bit me back,
doe,
even when I was countin' drinks,
on my birthday night,
an' I gotta $460 fine
&
3 month suspension.

For bein' .005 over the limit.

That was a bit rough.

THE END.

I'm gonna go buy a bottle of wine.

PEACE
UnS
:)
 
Those Awesome 'Travellers' Will Be B(l)ack!

But the REAL NEWS,
IMBIBERS,
is the the TAX HIKE
on 'ALCO-POPS'
(*shudders*)

looks to be overthrown.

OVERTHROWN!
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But the $$$ already rais'd won't be return'd to the breweries.

It will.

So it looks like prices may drop to close-to-previous...

GO!
GO!
GO!

But that cunt in the BMA
betta stop givin' our politicians ideas.

Free Smirnoff Blacks For Everyone!

YAY PEACE
UnS
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Anyway,
I've tried to cut back my alcohol consumption.

I'm buyin' by the bottle,
not cask.

So I'm tryna stick to one bottle a night.
I'm succeedin' at/to 1½-2.
With one AFD a week.
An' one binge of 20-40 standards.

Hey,
it's better than a fifth of straight vodka a night.

Anyway,
first up,
is
Kissing Bridge
Semillon Sauv Blanc '07.

$10.
12%.

My guess is it's sourced from grapes
from diff'rent areas,
but sits in the middle of the palate,
quaffs or sips noice,
an' has grassy tones an' aint to sweet.

I'll alow my'delf to retort on the second bottle,
as I will get there,
an' it's a 'recommended by the cellar',
(which is an independent;
an' my tastes differ mark'edly from 'wat's recommended'),
but my parents next door neighbour works there,
it's got his seal of approval,
in fact itsa cleanskin with his name onnit,
&
he us'd to run a big ass wine distribution chain
until he had a mental breakdown.)


tl;dr?

Whatever.

I has wine.


PEACE WINNOER'S
UnS
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