You're probably wondering why I gathered you all here today.
Maybe you've noticed some funny behavior from some of our newer members.
Weird stuff, like beautiful women searching for love in all sorts of strange places and asking people how big their dicks are.
It might come as a surprise to you, or it may not. But... turns out... Alisha Jean Miller is more than just a big fucking slut.
She's a man.
A man that's harbored a multi-year obsession with infiltrating Bluelight and "hacking" the website.
A man with cheeto fingers.
A man I've spent hours cleaning up behind, chasing his various alts off the site.
A man that calls me "daddy".
A man that practically begged me to give him the honorary title of "deficiT's good little slut"
Damning evidence was found and we have his identity now.
That's right folks.
Alisha Jean Miller = SneakyCosmos = Haley Grey = Sarah Marshall = GENGAR
I'm hoping this knowledge will discourage any further behavior from either him or any other weird fucking losers who have spooky designs on the site.
But I somehow doubt it. He's persistent. And depraved.
We know who you are. We'll be watching. Last thing you want is to have your identity attached to a global blacklist, or God forbid, reported to the Department of Homeland Security.
But it's all possible, if you don't fuck right off back to that wee bitch little state you call a home.
Sincerely,
deficiT
You got me. It's me, I'm GENGAR. I ascended the ranks to gain access to @D's massive Bluelighter dick pic database.I feel like this thread is about a catfish but at the same time is a catfish.
Infiltration successful.
Yeah, usually most people get lightheaded. err that is what I tell them because if I had said 'oh that is just the roofie doing it's job' then that would be a rape joke, which isn't funny (unless the rape involved a clown).I ascended @D's massive dick.
Needa log tf on then more famWho? Never heard of her.
I know mate I was disappointed too.OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOO!
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So basically, you guys are telling me... That... Wait, i am a bit too emotional now. Okay, you are telling me, that someone with an ultra beautiful profile pic, shows up on an internet discussion forum, showing unreal amounts of interest towards all men. And he is a HE? A... a... a MAN!
On the internet, of all the places! God damn fuck! Nothing is holy anymore! Nothing is sacred!
So many crushed dreams... so many tears in vain. So many gentle whispers of love, all whispered just to never be heard![]()
L O L A Lola
I want the female Alisha back. Internet just does not feel the same anymore. Fuck my "life".
How’d you figure out his identity?Calling you out on your bullshit.
After some internet sleuthing and generally good staff work, we figured out the identity of someone who has been making alts for years now.
Just connected the dots from a previous attempt to infiltrate in a similar fashion a year and a half ago.How’d you figure out his identity?
I already apologized yesterdayThanks for clarifying. Wasn't sure of the context of the post. I'm still trying to figure out if I owe the old Alisha/cosmos person an apology or if I was out of line or what the fuck I did. Or if my post in STH was true. Oy Vey.
Agreed, I was thinking, if you wanted to find an man on the Internet net, why go Tom bluelight instead of tinder for exampleWell that was obvious
Why would a model be fishing for mates on the Internet, and be taking a drug that's as toxic for the skin as Methamphetamines?
Never added up