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[LadyAlkaline]

What annoys me about getting blood taken is that they won't just let me do it myself... I've given myself injections literally thousands of times. I'm plenty qualified

RIGHT? I watch them poke and fish and I'm just thinking "let me hit the basilisk vein in my right arm and get this over with!!!"

 

[PtahTek]

I'm sorry, was eating a jollyrancher, wut u say?

ima have the red one... things make one salivate like a llama

 

[andyturbo]

ima have the red one... things make one salivate like a llama

Yummmmmmm!

 

[Shady's Fox]

What are you complaining about now pumpkin tits?

of how much of a PUSSY you've become

women like horses

u fuckin virgin

 

[andyturbo]

of how much of a PUSSY you've become

women like horses

u fuckin virgin

 

[andyturbo]

of how much of a PUSSY you've become

women like horses

u fuckin virgin

Arnt your breasts big enough without Estrogen shots?

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

RIGHT? I watch them poke and fish and I'm just thinking "let me hit the basilisk vein in my right arm and get this over with!!!"

i cood tame that animal in u.....

 

[LadyAlkaline]

i cood tame that animal in u.....

yeah? Splain?

 

[LadyAlkaline]

I choked on a little red jolly rancher when I was 11 y/o stuck in a hot car when my mom went shopping. I had to Heimlich myself on the passenger side headrest. I have a shitty mother.

Once when I was about 3 and my sister was 2, our mom left us in her transam with the windows rolled down and went inside a truck stop to talk to our dad (he managed the kitchen)

She was gone FOREVER and I had to PEE SO BAD. So I pissed ALL OVER HER SEAT because I had been screaming out the window for 20 minutes and no one took me to the bathroom. So ha! Payback lady!

Thank God you were able to get the jolly rancher up

 

[LadyAlkaline]

i cood tame that animal in u.....

Do I need to go get my leash or???

 

[Xorkoth]

My little sister choked on a jolly rancher when we were little, it freaked us all out, my mom heimliched her but for a minute I thought she might die.

 

[PtahTek]

wonder if we could sue jolly rancher for being traumatized by their jolly good product?

 

[CoastTwoCoast]

There’s a lot of choking going on in here...and not the good kind.

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

Do I need to go get my leash or???

 

[Xorkoth]

They won't be so jolly anymore when we're done with them... fucking ranchers. What they got to be so jolly about anyway?

 

[andyturbo]

Calm down Xorkopthhh

 

[Xorkoth]

I'M FUCKING CALM BITCH WHAT​

 

[DopeM]

Just had this conversation with someone

 

[Xorkoth]

Get out of my head bro

 

[mal3volent]

I'M FUCKING CALM BITCH WHAT​

are you threatening me?