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What annoys me about getting blood taken is that they won't just let me do it myself... I've given myself injections literally thousands of times. I'm plenty qualified :p
RIGHT? I watch them poke and fish and I'm just thinking "let me hit the basilisk vein in my right arm and get this over with!!!"
 
I'm sorry, was eating a jollyrancher, wut u say?
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ima have the red one... things make one salivate like a llama
 
I choked on a little red jolly rancher when I was 11 y/o stuck in a hot car when my mom went shopping. I had to Heimlich myself on the passenger side headrest. I have a shitty mother.
Once when I was about 3 and my sister was 2, our mom left us in her transam with the windows rolled down and went inside a truck stop to talk to our dad (he managed the kitchen)

She was gone FOREVER and I had to PEE SO BAD. So I pissed ALL OVER HER SEAT because I had been screaming out the window for 20 minutes and no one took me to the bathroom. So ha! Payback lady!

Thank God you were able to get the jolly rancher up
 
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