How fucking hard is it to get a shag off the internet in the UK?

[Shambles]

To continue the pictochat occurring in t'other window, m'dear...

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[Raasyvibe]

My old flatmate was fond of these dating websites, i'm not so convinced however and use them solely to find people i recognise in the area and giggle at the profiles which are largely false representations of themselves with selectively chosen pictures etc etc .

People just peruse many profiles, looking for the best looking person within their percieved range of attractiveness. Not exactly a humanistic system and an environment for creeps/perverts/strange people to thrive in and lot of people get used/played around with

I imagine the people on actual dating sites to be the same type of people that used to use the personal ads in newspapers/mags. Paedo-tache, creepy demeanour, a love of small furry creatures.

this also

 

[Treacle]

Had a pointless time on POF, so far, whilst my female mates get constant messages. It's easy for most girls to get some, without the internet, however.

 

[Jackal]

There's always round eye.

 

[Humper]

Are you me?

I did the same, signed up to POF thinking "easy peasy, this will be full of insecure, naive and attention-seeking sluts"...which it is but by God they're hard work.

The 20 stone beasts on the other hand are messaging me every other day.

Ha…yes that sounds familiar

Only tried POF but it is a chore at times. Don’t get me wrong when I’ve got a good dunt in me I can’t put the phone down. Love when my heads firing and you seem to find another gear with the thinking that makes your messages a little on the different side shall we say.

To be fair I don’t actually know what the fuck I’m looking for. In the middle of a messy marriage meltdown and met a ‘real’ non internet chick. Problem being most woman mid-thirties onwards don’t want a no strings let’s keep it nice and loose type of relationship.

I did make that very apparent at the start, I’ve also avoided actually getting down to the nitty gritty riding side of things purely because she’s a really cool person and I don’t want to mess with her head but it’s getting to the point where I either commit or get to fuck out of it.

I really enjoy the company, flirting etc but it all comes ata price. I’d be fucking insane to jump out a marriage into another relationship.

Right enough of my personal shite…what are these ‘get a ride’with no strings attached sites that you don’t need to pay subscriptions for ???

 

[Sadie]

Mibbe you should decide if you want to be in a marriage or not. Sounds like you're riding the fence and that's a shit thing to do to your partner.

For those that know me, they know I'm in a complicated situation at the moment. In a transition as it were but trust me, there is no wool covering anyones eyes. I'm out! Things didn't work out, my ex even knows who it is I'm with now. I'm just in the middle of trying to get myself another flat. So, whilst it's complicated I hide nothing. We all know what's what and what the situation is. Leaving a spouse has to be the hardest thing on both parties.

Maybe you just need time to be on your own. She should understand that. Thats understandable.

 

[Treacle]

As far as no-strings goes, I think Tinder is probably the closest you'll get to a no-strings shag. It is a 'hook-up' app, after all. Then again, I know people who have met people on there and are happy with them.

 

[Humper]

The marriage has completely broken down to the point I’m being denied access to my kid. Lowest of the low using your children as a weapon especially when there is no issues with my role as a parent and done nothing but provide a very comfortable lifestyle for them. Courts will soon relinquish that power she’s currently using to a high degree of devastating effect against me.

Anyway the dating sites have been a welcomed distraction to take my mind away elsewhere. As has that girl I met and I feel like I’ve used her a bit emotionally as it’s been a huge help having that female presence especially when your needing to get stuff off your chest. I was quite taken with her at the start but recently not feeling the same vibe…but she’s rather smitten. As mentioned kept the physical side to a minimum as once you start down that route your into a completely new territory and don’t want to be seen as a cunt basically if/when I knock it on the head.

From what I’ve seen of your posts Sadie you come across as a feisty bugger so I’m sure you’ve got the headspace to deal with all the breakup curves balls thrown at you. Hell of a messy business marriage spilts especially when there’s kids involved. Getting started again is a fucking hassle but I’m not even at that stage again as she’s holed up in a very palatial home paid for by me literally keeping my kid hostage. Anyway the material sides of things matter not a jot at this moment…getting access is number one priority.

Right again…enough of my shitey personal life.

Some free no strings attached Shagging sites please ??

 

[ashtray girl]

Some free no strings attached Shagging sites please ??

As Treacle suggested above, Tinder - pretty much everyone I know who uses that are just looking for a one-off or friends with benefits thing.

 

[Bearlove]

Courts will soon relinquish that power she’s currently using to a high degree of devastating effect against me.

Do you have a history of drug use, have you sought medical help for any drug related problem? If so and depending on how bad your ex is then do not expect the courts to just give you access.

 

[Humper]

Do you have a history of drug use, have you sought medical help for any drug related problem? If so and depending on how bad your ex is then do not expect the courts to just give you access.

Bear that's exactly the route she's going down...I have no record of any drug problems whatsoever.
I'm paying for/taking a drugs test of my own volition next week to provide in court to nullify her claims.

 

[Humper]

As Treacle suggested above, Tinder - pretty much everyone I know who uses that are just looking for a one-off or friends with benefits thing.

Tinder is a difficult one for matches as you both unwittingly need to ‘swipe’ each other and you don’t get a nod to say this person likes you beforehand. Infact I’m not having the success at all I expected…maybe I’m not the good looking cunt I thought I was after all.

I think I need to re-think my profile picks and have a fashion shoot evening where I’m tarted up like I’m hitting the town and get some selfies done.

All my pics are out doors/climbing mountains and shit. My thinking is that maybe all the hotties are just lazy cunts and thinking he’s too much into his fresh air instead of wanting to watch TOWIE and eat doritos.

 

[Sadie]

From what I’ve seen of your posts Sadie you come across as a feisty bugger so I’m sure you’ve got the headspace to deal with all the breakup curves balls thrown at you. Hell of a messy business marriage spilts especially when there’s kids involved.

I'm dealing with things in my own way. Fiesty, I guess so when need be but I'd rather not be. Yes, break ups can be bad especially with children. Thus far mine has gone as smoothly as one would think possible. I really hope yours gets better. Using a child is the dirtiest thing a human can do! You're hurting your own child for your own benefit. Sick IMO! What can I say, Bitches be bitches.

Do you have a history of drug use, have you sought medical help for any drug related problem? If so and depending on how bad your ex is then do not expect the courts to just give you access.

Exactly this!! I hope all goes well for you


Also: Sounds like tinder would be your friend in gettin a bit of strange

Best of luck

 

[Bearlove]

Bear that's exactly the route she's going down...I have no record of any drug problems whatsoever.
I'm paying for/taking a drugs test of my own volition next week to provide in court to nullify her claims.

Who advised you to do this? If on your own back then dont do it. If it was suggested by your lawyer then ok. You can legally say that if the other party is accusing you of / or suspecting you of doing drugs 'they' can pay for your tests.

It's a dirty world.

 

[Bearlove]

I think the world of Gay dating apps is very different to straight

 

[Humper]

Who advised you to do this? If on your own back then dont do it. If it was suggested by your lawyer then ok. You can legally say that if the other party is accusing you of / or suspecting you of doing drugs 'they' can pay for your tests.

It's a dirty world.

I suggested it to my lawyer who advised it would be very advantageous to counter act her claims.
Yeah it's costing me but it's a drop in the ocean with what the legal fees are gonna be so just gonna absorb the cost.
She'll go down the legal aid route and drag this out for as long as possible to hurt me financially.

Nasty piece of work but it’ll all come full circle as she’s got no one left around her due to her antics.

By the fruits of the tree YOU SHALL KNOW THEM.

Yeah those Gay dating apps are a total free for all. Stayed with a relative who's gay during this whole breakup fiasco and he was doing some damage every weekend. It was the standing joke...better get to your room and get your ear phones on tonight..got a Grinder hook up coming over. Meanwhile I'm sat on fucking POF Hey how are you...how was you day...how you finding POF....zzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Bearlove]

I suggested it to my lawyer who advised it would be very advantageous to counter act her claims.

Has that claim been made though. Look at it another way - you have never used drugs, you know nothing about them, not part of your lifestyle etc etc - do you think its normal for people to get a drug test from the get go? Even if your not on legal aid you can get a certificate for reduced fees etc. Do you have a family support structure - if your working and paying support - give yourself a bit of a buffer with your income. Own place? If not bump up the rent by 50% - any questions ask your landlord. Working - bump up the cost for travel, lunches etc. Not working - bump up the costs for finding employment and cost for visitations (regardless if they happen or not).

I know the 'what comes around' etc - good in theory but it means nothing to you not seeing your kid/s

Support, Money and proof. Telephone calls. face to face do not exist. You must be able to prove what your saying - if your getting the fuck around during a visit call the police, get an incident number.

I've used those sites - its great if you can handle the NSA - hmm what do I want tonight - done :D. Mind you I am gorgeous!

 

[RedWhiteNTrue]

Just use Facebook.

Go through through a beautiful girl you knows friends list send them requests.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Just use Facebook.

Go through through a beautiful girl you knows friends list send them requests.

What, like "fancy a fuck?" Works for me every time..

Edit: maybe you just need to be young and good looking. To quote The Stranglers, "why is it only the children of the fucking wealthy that tend to be good looking?"

Another Stranglers quote which is more applicable to myself: "When I say ugly, I don't just mean rough looking, I mean HIDEOUS"

 

[One Thousand Words]

Bluelight worked for me