Personally thought it would’ve been like shooting fish in a barrel on these dating sites. I’m a good looking cunt so thought…post a few profiles and I’ll be inundated with flange. Not really working out that way.
Some really good looking girls on the site but they are hard fucking working to get a conversation going with. Total one way convo…you ask questions and they give short to the point answers and add nothing else so you eventually just get bored.
On the other hand the munters pester the fucking life out of you. I’d rather have a 5 knuckle shuffle than bang a munter so not going down that route. So tried a change of direction…tripping balls on Saturday night so sent some what I thought at the time were…quirky/different type messages. Re-read them back to my brother on the Sunday and he was literally rolled up in a ball, curling his toes due to the cringe factor.
But alas I’ve had a few responses trying to figure out what the fuck I was talking about. So playing the whole mysterious I can see into your soul bullshit which will inevitably end up with me NOT getting my hole.
Got a relative who’s a Davie Hay (Gay) and he’s on that Grinder etc. He’s got his back door filled every weekend with some random. So I either got off my arse and get out and about into the whole social scene again which is a chore at times but I’ll defo ‘lay some pipe’ or I sit out the back with the Chimnea/fire going tripping sending mystical messages to strangers on my smart phone. Or I become a Davie Hay.
Or I could be just be by myself…nah fuck that people will think there’s something wrong with me.
